ITT: Post the cringiest shit you've done.
Cringe memories
Jaxson Wright
Ryder Stewart
Most recently I accidentally admitted I have never had sex to the doctor when he asked if I wanted to take an std test.
Easton Adams
Years ago I asked a friend to prom, when she said yes I high-fived her.
Joseph Allen
One time I punched a kid in the mouth because he called me an asshole back in highschool.
Alexander Cruz
Ok that's funny. You sound like a cool dude.
Austin Reed
>be me
>break glasses two days beforehand
>have a glasses restriction on licence but fuck I need food so drive to the store anyway
>walking across parking lot I see who I THINK is a friend of mine
>grin and wave
>they don't wave back
>maybe they haven't seen me yet, can't tell for sure cause can't see
>grin and wave harder
>finally get close enough to see it is in fact not them and they are definitely looking at me confused
>slam arm down to side and keep staring ahead, don't make eye contact with stranger as I pass by them
>think about this for 3 months straight after the fact making me want to slam my face into shit in embarrassment
Isaac Richardson
I once asked my parents if it was normal that my dick gets hard.
Isaac Miller
>...when she said yes
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Jack Price
I have my moments
She was just being nice, nothing happened
Christian Cook
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I take it this is your submission for the cringiest thing you've done. Kek
Christian Collins
>Be in highschool
>School chad shouts my name from across the hallway and tells me to go kill myself.
>I turn to him and shout "Why don't you stop being such a pussy and kill me yourself"
Everyone laughs at my power level and the next day one of his friends punched me in the face.
Jacob Lewis
A girl will only agree to go to prom with you if she sees potential in you. Girls are obsessed with romantic traditions, and will not waste them on friends.
John Edwards
I just want a pure board. There are plenty of places where normies can discuss dumb shit like this. I just want one place for me and my kind.
Andrew Gray
That's really not cringey. He's a medical professional
Owen Jenkins
This: was for you.
Organic oriole orgasm
Jonathan Perez
Alpha as fuck
origano
Jaxon Garcia
Nah, she was friends with a few of the girls in my class, and she saw it as an opportunity to hang out with them. She didn't go for me, trust me.
Grayson Barnes
> watching "it's always sunny in philadelphia" with my family
> say "I feel like this show misses a lot of opportunities for incest humor."
> sister, visibly bothered, says "they don't and that's really... not funny."
> ask what makes it worse than the humor already on that show
> no response
Makes me want to cut myself.
Jason James
So I assume she doesn't attend the same school as you, in which case your story is plausible.
Matthew Phillips
theres been many times when someone said thank you to me, and after staring at them for a solid 3-5 seconds i just say yes
Leo Martinez
>be me
>8th grade
>cuck another kid for this ugly ass girl
>3.6/10
>sheistheone.jpg
>convince myself that she is the best I could ever do
>convince myself that we are gonna get married
>call each other husband and wife, our friends become our children
>post on every social media platform about how we're madly in love
>we would make out any chance we got
my friends still have pictures of us and they'll never leave me. I regret everything.
Cameron Perez
Correct, she went to a different school
Wyatt Clark
I see. Sorry to bother you lol.
Nicholas Nguyen
Telling anyone that your a virgin is embracing and cringy.