/r9gay/ - #508

>but non neets have less free time
So what, NEETs are boring as fuck. I know because im a NEET thats not that boring

>be neet for years
>no one wants me
>forced into becoming wage slave
>everyone wants a fucking neet bf to watch stuff with

I hate all of you and myself.

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I want to join an LGBT club at my school, but I feel like I am too fucked up to join. I spend a lot of time on here, so that is my mindset.

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If it makes you feel any better this post gave me a good laugh.
I don't want to sound like I'm making fun of you though.

I don't care if I get a neet bf or not, so long as our schedules work enough to get to hang out. I think most people who want neets bfs are neets and want to spend all day with each other, so I understand.

Is there always a fucking r9gay thread?

And why do I hate these threads so much yet they make me feel comfy?

>LGBT club at my school
Please avoid that cancer at all cost. From experience, it will be filled with blue haired tumblerinas and furries. And flamboyant faggot of course.

Yes, and you're secretly a homosexual. Gl finding a qt bf to hold tight in the long, cold, winter nights ahead.

>it will be filled with blue haired tumblerinas and furries
Oh I am already ready for that. But like would it be worth it to network through them?

I just want a human male bf who likes anime and some videogames desu. I'd actually prefer a wagie bf than a NEET though when it comes down to it though.

Some people like the atmosphere.

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Bad idea user. This guy gets it. I went to my University's LGBT club and it was filled with straight roasties.

>to network through them
Network to who, exactly? Other blue haired animal-enthusiasts?
Nothing good comes from those circles.

>implying anyone will keep up with NEET boring asses
I feel like they will get ghosted faster than i usually get.

i hate them because an user in here took my bf away from me
you know who you are stockholm user

>I just want a human male bf who likes anime and some videogames desu. I'd actually prefer a wagie bf than a NEET though when it comes down to it though.
Don't steal my dream. And probably the dream of like, half this thread.

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This desu, don't think my views on representation, hate speech laws, social justice, gay adoption, and freedom of discrimination will help, especially as a bi guy.

>I just want a human male bf who likes anime and some videogames desu.
But user, theres lots of anons who offer than and youre too picky to become friends with them. Isnt that true?

Right?!? Even being bi is problematic for them. All I want is a non-flamboyant gay man to cuddle and play vidja with

>tfw no cute Chinese sweatshop worker bf to spoil and elevate to a better life

imagine being bi and posting in this thread

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You don't think bi guys could have a preference for men?

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>Tfw no male leaning bi bf who I can talk about anime girls with and then blow each other
Thanks for reminding me life is terrible.

whatcha guys doing

I'm playing terraria

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>tfw no slave bf to collar and own like property

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I'm not really picky at all, if anything I'm too quick to get attached to people, I haven't talked to many people from here due to autism reasons however and it usually ends badly anyway, I'm just a random user with no confidence trapped in the shell of insecurity. I'd hope that there are others like me here but everyone seems to be quick to add others on stuff like Discord.

is that you edgy-kun?

WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO BE MY BF?!?!?!

AHHHHHHHHBBB

Lux#1246

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>anime girls
no.

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Quick, sell yourself in 250 characters or less!
Tell me why I should choose you out of all the boys.

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>>I'm not really picky at all, if anything I'm too quick to get attached to people, I haven't talked to many people from here due to autism reasons however and it usually ends badly anyway, I'm just a random user with no confidence trapped in the shell of insecurity. I'd hope that there are others like me here but everyone seems to be quick to add others on stuff like Discord.
I could be your friend to play vidya and watch anime but im sure you would drop me really fast and i dont like to be used like a toy.

How else would you get to know anyone? Or even get the chance to get too quickly attached? Regardless, hope it all works out for you qt.

I'm sorry.
But to be fair, anime girls aren't really all that.

i have the gay
im gay
i like girls a little
wait no im gay
pls add im lonely and will love you forever just pls love me and then ill love you add me pls
im rly lonely

you rang user? that sounds nice

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this is why im alone. that and being largely unlikable

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I wanted to dispute that you aren't unlikable but if your first words to me are
>thanks for reminding me life is terrible
I'm not sure what to think.

Dude I fucking love Terraria.

Thinking about how to get a bf without having to become a slut.

What's with the image user? Do you like wearing panties and skirts or something?

oh, hello there.
i have arrived

Where do I find friends online. Where.

>Where do I find friends online. Where.
I can be your friend user

not in particular ;-; i was just looking for a cute image

who are you. ? how old are you?

Hi. Wanna hold hands and talk about our feelings?

Im a user, 22 years old.

where in the southeast and what kind of bf are you looking for?

NC. the kind who like anime, vidya, talking about their feelings, and is a bottom

yes please, can we cuddle a bit too? maybe hold hands..

If I wanted to control what you wear, would you cooperate with that?

oof 2 hours away

absolutely i would~ im incredibly obedient

not that user, but come on dude, that is such a short distance, I WOULD KILL for someone who was 5 hours away from me

I'm going to wallow in my own misery for now instead but thanks anons, I hope things go well for you.

other user took my fren
that was my (You) :(
but yes id like that, can we do it outside and look at the sky?

It's too bad you're European.

2 hours was a rough estimate could be closer desu

Don't do this to me user. Don't tell me possible happiness could be so close

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>oof 2 hours away
Id be happy if i had a bf that was from the same country and for you fags 2 hours is too much, i hate all of you.
Just means that you dont want a bf so stop crying about it user, its okay if you cry about stuff if it doesnt work out but if you dont even try then why?

I said to the other user it was a rough estimate >:C it could be even closer user

north border of NC? not very far..

That only makes it worse!
The capital.

>tfw no one to have a conversation with

still not very far
medium drive and really short flight!

no its too bad you're American

only if i can play with your penis

it was 2 hours i was right user

True, seems like all the cute subby gayboys are over in EU thirsting for big fat American cock.

>tfw no one to talk to and get ghosted by because im not normal enough

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i could always relocate if things went well :3

where in the US are you? ;-;

please be in scandi

Hey there partner I can ghost you if you want

how does this even make sense, normal people make me want to blow my brain out

>tfw no cute cowboy bf to "play" with

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Trust a fag not to hide his rapist tendencies. At least it isn't a child I guess

im not scandi, sorry user :c

you're not US, you're not scandi, ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING TRYING user??

I don't know if I really trust that, user. Moving to the US would cost a lot of money and it could take a long time to save that much up.

In the northeast, but moving within the US would be a lot easier than crossing the border and dealing with immigration.

okay so when do we start holding hands?

>Hey there partner I can ghost you if you want
i dont like being ghosted
>talk about robot stuff with robots
>get ghosted
you would have to ask them why because i dont fucking know

dunno user i'm up for it whenever you are

Sure. But only if I can look into your eyes and smile finally feeling real happiness.

handholdinggeneral@heros3dotcom
I'm going to attempt to live the dream. I hope youll throw a way to contact you, user.

uhhh im sorry ;-; i didnt ask to be born here

well there must be SOME reason they ghost you, are you just a really bitter person or smth?

Okay pretend I hadn't said that. Let's talk and get close no ghosting.

k mr straight

>be nice
>talk about anime, games and other robot hobbies
>always reply nearly instantly
i dont know what did i do wrong, maybe im just too autistic for you guys
>Okay pretend I hadn't said that. Let's talk and get close no ghosting.
t. ghoster

Yes but we can pretend that I won't do it until the time comes that I ghost you