This nerdy loner girl you've been chatting to for 3 weeks just asked you your 4 favourite authors. Answer quickly before she realizes you're a nobook creep.
This nerdy loner girl you've been chatting to for 3 weeks just asked you your 4 favourite authors...
F.M Dostoievsky
Aldous Huxley
Herman Melville
Glen cook (??)
fuck this is easy
Isaac Asimov
C.s. Lewis
J r Tolkien
Jd Salinger
GK Chesterton
Dante Alighieri
Ian Fleming
Franz Kafka
Nisio Ishin
Fushimi Tsukasa
Isaac Asimov
Mishima Yukio.
PKD, Asimov, Greg Egan, Tolkien
No woman would ever talk to me though, so it's an exercise in futility
>Nerdy loaner girl.
>4 weeks
>Asks some stupid pointless question.
Who cares op, she'll have taken at least 4 cocks in that time possibly getting fucked 4 dozen times while leading you on for her amusement.
Bradbury
P.K.Dick
King
Vonnegut
>Implying women (and especially modern women) care about you being cultured,even more so when it comes to reading books other than the 50 shades of shit and my Twilight Rapemance.
I kek'd
Don't really do favorites in anything but here are some potentials:
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
G.R.R.M
Jr Tolkien
Fyodor Dostoevsky
George Orwell
Yes my list has 5 cos fuck your fictional woman and her rules.
all Hitler
You just tried to impress a 12 year old girl from a Disney television show about 12 year old girls.
>screen capped
>IP backtracked
>web history downloaded
>direct link sent to your parents, employers, handlers and therapists
>posted to r/cringe
>posted to r/woosh
>posted to r/the_donald
>posted to r/inceltears
>Didnt bother to read my post.
>Haha doxxed and posted on l-leddit
Get out scum
Also that bitch was born in 1996 you're actually retarded.
Fuck,that was a waste of my time
Gene wolfe
Tad Williams
Clive barker
H.p. lovecraft
Jrr tolkein.
If I were a girl, I wouldn't date any of you. Kafka? Really? Girls want manly guys who are into hemingway. That excludes me. I'm boring and only like mailer.
William King
Graham McNeill
Gav Thorpe
John French
Nathan Long
D-Do you think she will notice?
tolkien,
palahniuk,
dostoevsky,
rowling
Bradon sanderson
Mark Lawrence
Robin hobb
Paul hoffman
Trudi canavan
Brent weeks
Michael Crichton
Judge me, these are all fantasy too an extent minus ol'Crichton.
steven king
jk rowling
Adolf hitler
Karl Marx
The blokes who make the >that kid threads.
That's it.
Sod off, whoredore.
Lenin
Stalin
Hoxha
Mao
Iain M Banks
Stephen King
T S Elliot
lol shes in her 20s irl you retarded nigger
John Keats
Lord Byron
William Blake
Samuel Taylor Coleridge