Describe yourself without mentioning

I play the guitar in a local doom metal band. Some people online said that we sound a lot like pic related, while others said we are something completely new and original. We write some pretty solid material and do gigs fairly often. I guess it kind of helped me with my awful self esteem, so I think I should recommend doing this kind of thing to other fellow robots.

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How did you find the other people in your band?

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I just wanted it to be a comfy talking thread without orbiting tho, so it doesn't matter much because no vagina.
What kind of music do you make?

That's good! You're making good progress in your life, it seems.
Do you own a house? Is it nice?

FUCK WHY DID I MESS UP FUCKING GOD DAMN

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I go to university because my parents would stop giving me money other wise.
I spend most my weekends at home gaming and if i have some money I'll get boose and drink myself to sleep.
I have some "friends" but i don't really connect to anyone. I fake emotions and empathy so people would maybe enjoy my presence and not suspect my total indiference towards their friendship.
I play in a shit metal band even tho we're never gonna perform nor release anything cuz all the members are total dickheads who refuse to open for another band cuz
>muh we are better than most the bands in the local scene
and we're all too broke to afford recording.

I live in a third world country so becoming a neet i not an option. Everyone around me is brainwashed snd believe in this "god". Getting out of the country is possible if i actually end up graduating and not failing all my courses miserable but I'd rather stay at my parent's house. The good thing about living in my country is that it is socially acceptable to live in your parents house until you get married or they die.

I'm just a lonely person who's lost in life. No passion, no ambition or goals. Nothing motivates to do more yet when i watch successful people i'm sad because i have nothing.

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depressed uni student studies math japanese german n likes music

I'm a chemistry student at a university in England, working in a bar over the weekends.
I keep myself to myself, with no friends on my course or in work, and a couple of online friends who don't really talk to my much anymore.

I'm pretty lonely, but I'm doing good at university. I'm looking to adopt a dog soon.

yeah i bought the house this year. It's a small house, got it for 93k, but I live alone so it's more than enough for me. It's pretty nice too, in good shape from the previous owners, but there's still enough projects to do with it so that it'll really feel like mine in a little while. The progress is good i guess, but I'm still lonely, and it feels like my urge to do something about that is getting duller and duller over time.

Jow Forums is 15:1 guys
so it's safe to assume you are all guys
all the girls are fucking chad currently

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What do you study? Where would you like to move?

What kind of dog? I'd like to get one too.

>but there's still enough projects to do with it so that it'll really feel like mine in a little while.
Are you able to do those things on your own or do you need to hire someone?
I've always wanted to work on my own house myself, but I really suck at it.

Currently in undergrad studying political science. Gonna graduate next semester and hopefully do law or something like that. Really into music and art on the side. Considered to be an optimistic person on the outside but am bitterly depressed on the inside.

I saw this keynote speech by the guy who writes the Dilbert comic, and in it he says that Goals are good for very simple things, but life is a lot more complicated. Instead it's better to develop systems, or regular patterns of behavior that increase your value over time. Later in the speech he debunks passion as well, saying that passion follows success, and people who get into a business because of passion are doing it for the wrong reasons.

Do you have any patterns of behavior that make you a better person over time?

I don't mind, really. I went to the dogs trust last week and fell in love with one of the border collies though.

It's good that you want to adopt a dog and not buy a puppy.
Is it hard to foster for them? Some charities in my country have such a complex process to get to be a forster onwer for a dog.

>Considered to be an optimistic person on the outside but am bitterly depressed on the inside.
How come?

i don't think i'll have time to do it myself, given how much i work, not that i know how to do any of it anyways. I would like to learn though. Those kinds of skills are really useful. Maybe later, when I'm in a situation where I don't need to think about money, I'll learn some basic carpentry and other building skills.

I want to be happy for other people because I see their potential but I find it really difficult to see myself ever being truly happy. I don't want people to worry, either.

>How did you find the other people in your band?
The other guitar player is also on the vocals and he is the only person I'm still in contact with from high school. The bassist is a friend of the other guitarist and he's a really great guy (kind of shy, but still not as autistic as me). As of right now though, we don't have an actual drummer, so we either hire someone to play with us, or we just play the drum tracks through a laptop that's connected to the speakers.
The whole thing is kind of a huge mess, but it works out in the end.
Also, thanks for not abandoning the thread like every other user, and taking the time to actually answer these posts.

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>What do you study?
I study Computer Engineering.
>Where would you like to move?
Tbh i don't know. Just anywhere with less superficial religious assholes and a colder weather. The weather here is not horrible but i wish we had colder winters.

I work as a deliver driver. It's a boring job and doesn't pay much but I like getting paid to drive aimlessly for hours sometimes. I like boxing and I also like drinking and women. Tacos are one of my favorite foods and I'm addicted to porn which has put my in bad situations financially multiple times. My favorite flavor of women are mestiza and Afro descended. Both on one girl like I'm sure pic related is, that's the jackpot to me.

I grew up in an abusive home and it did me no favors developmentally. Music is one of the few things that truly comfort me. I'm over $2,000 in credit card debt. It's not a lot and I could easily pay it off but I ran myself into the negatives last year because of my addiction to porn and tacos. I'm now okay though, I have about $450 in my savings account. I'll start paying the cards down once I get $1000 in my savings.

I was raised Southern Baptist but Christianity never made much sense to me. I've turned to alternative religions that don't try to have a sense much control over your life.

I'm a mess.

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new england is really nice. Religious people aren't super crazy, and the culture isn't dominated by them, and the winters are famously cold and bleak.

What kind of projects are they?
I'd like to build a headboard for my bed, which shouldn't be hard at all. No one ever taught me tho and I own no tools, so it'd probably be a waste of money in the end.

I've done the same, and you only end up making others and yourself more and more miserable. You should try and seek professional help if you can, or talk to someone in your family or your friends circle. Even strangers online work. As stupid as it is, it truly helped me.

Layabout wage leech who manages to quietly get by doing minimal work, spends all day in a chair shitposting and nobody notices. Tried college twice, life became too unstable to maintain both times and moved back to support poorfag family. Enjoys video games and putting on a facade/compulsively lying to appear compatible to groups to fit in. Good heart, fucked up worldview.

depressed loser who does nothing with his life and has no intention to change that

An autistic transhumanist rationalist who wants to live forever and become a god.

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>new England
First time i hear someone referring to the USA as new England top kek

>As of right now though, we don't have an actual drummer, so we either hire someone to play with us, or we just play the drum tracks through a laptop that's connected to the speakers.
I didn't even think you could do that! Is it that hard to find someone who plays the drums?
Actually now that I think of it, 3/4 of my friends who play an instrument play the guitar. When do you learn how to play? Why?

>Also, thanks for not abandoning the thread like every other user, and taking the time to actually answer these posts.
No worries, I had days when Jow Forums was my only social interaction so I try to not let people feel too alone, I guess.

No no bro it's a region of the US. The northeast little part there is considered "New England"

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What's your plan to do it?

What's yoru job?
>Good heart, fucked up worldview.
Mind expanding on this?

Are you doing something to fix the porn addiction? Do you care to?

>the electrical in the house is pretty outdated, there's no lightswitches in the living room or bedrooms
>the back entrance to the house has this really awkward elevation, and there's this tiny depressed area that blacktopped with a retaining wall before the lawn starts.
>think i want to build a deck there
>Bedrooms have really ratty carpet with dogpiss stains from the previous owner. want to replace with hardwood.
>basement entrance to outside is all messed up, old rickety stairs with a bunch of debris underneath and the metal cellar door is rusty and damaged
>the two bedrooms that serve as my bedroom/office suite have this tiny hallway with kind of an awkward ceiling. there's like a 2 foot dip in the ceiling before the entrance to my bedroom, and I think It could be redone to look a lot more graceful, and i want to hand a curtain instead of the flimsy doors to those rooms.
>backyard has an ugly tree, a big ugly stump, and several boulders i want to get removed

It takes about 10 days. They don't really ask much, just about occupation, where you live, your dog owning experience. But they do keep check of you for four weeks after and come visit to make sure where the dog is placed is suitable.

Yeah, my family always had rescues. It wouldn't be right if I got a puppy.

vermont is new england too my guy

Excuse my ignorance. Do you live there? Are there any mountains? I would love to live somewhere with ski slopes near by since i snowboard.

That's a pretty big project.
Redoing floors is a fucking pain in the ass. I did it in my old house and it took forever, you have to move all the furniture, it's such a fucking long ass project that you have no idea.

How long is it going to take? Do you live in the country side?

That's good. One of the charities I emailed said that they needed to know about my income, my schedule, and wouldn't give me a dog because I live by myself and the dog would be alone 4-6 hours a day. Fucking crazy.

I'm in an autistic campaign to become a real life Allmight, an unstopable force for justice

i live there yeah, and there are lots of mountains. The top quarter of the Appalachian Trail goes through New England. Some pretty good skiing too

I never know what I want. I dislike having routines and schedules, never tell anyone the whole truth about how I feel and don't have any friends as a result. I'm friendly to people but that's it, after a long time I got used to people giving up on me as I never opened up to anyone. I'm only myself when I'm alone.

Why do you do this, user?
I can relate strongly, but I'd like to hear your story.

That's insane, what charity is that?

>Are you doing something to fix the porn addiction? Do you care to?
I've been trying for about a year now but I can't stop. I hate it. When I come out of that porn haze, all that's on my mind is how much time I just wasted and what I could've spent my time doing. "I could've been ganging out with my friends right now but I flaked on them so I could stay home and do this". The longest I went without porn was a week.

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>Is it that hard to find someone who plays the drums?
I live in a very small city in a very small country (most of the people aren't interested in music other than listening to the current top hits). Sure, we met some people that play drums, but most of them didn't enjoy the doom metal that we play, others just don't have the time or simply aren't good enough at playing or writing (write too complex parts, which is not something we are looking for).

>When do you learn how to play?
It's not that hard to play doom metal because most of the parts are fairly simple, you just have to be extremely creative to make something that's relatively simple but good and catchy (other than the solos, most of which are very distorted so you can sometimes make mistakes that go unnoticed). That being said, I have been playing guitar for about 3 or 4 years now and you could say I'm still learning (which doesn't mean I'm very happy with what I know right now).

>Why?
You've probably heard this too many times, but I really do it just for fun. Sure, we get a bit of money from the gigs, but it's really nothing special. It's just fun to play the guitar and see how fast you've actually progressed and gotten way better. Also, it happens occasionally that you meet someone from your gigs and it's very encouraging to hear positive feedback from complete strangers.

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>What's your plan to do it?
immortality-roadmap.com/IMMORTEN.pdf

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TEE HEE FEMBOT HERE HAGHAHA IM A GIRL DONT HTI ON ME SILLY BOYS HAHA

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>Do you have any patterns of behavior that make you a better person over time?
Not really because nothing interests me that much so i'd chase it.

yeah there is a lot to do, but I've been told that's how it is at everyone's house. There's always way more to do than there ever is time and money to do it.

Fortunately, I don't have a lot of furniture yet, and my computer desk right now is a folding table used for farmer's markets and a tiny antique desk that i can pick up and move by myself with a little effort and the shelves removed.

My student debt is down to 2300 right now, since I've been paying it off aggressively. To celebrate getting rid of my student debt i was thinking of doing my floors, putting a new coat of paint up, and getting a real desk and a new computer

>aspie who can't fucking talk to people
>smart but fumbles on words sounding like a retard (not dyslexic)
>gets sick from eating dairy in the morning
>owns 3 fuckhead cats

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>interests me so much that I'd chase it
that sounds more like a goal, and not a system. Goal being an objective you chase, and a system just being some regular activity without a defined destination. Instead you'd be more prepared to jump on opportunities that come your way.

Hard to explain, I've been this way for a long time. Might be because of some bullying when I was little, so maybe I never learned how to make propper friendships.
A lot of the indecisiveness is also because I want to do things in my own way, but I don't know myself very well.

Do you have any theories on your own behaviour?

>just being some regular activity without a defined destination
Either way, nothing really interests me that much. I tried a lot shit back in a day but nothing stuck.

I live in my own head. Always have. Loved to daydream nonstop when I was younger and still do, only now I try to be constructive about it and imagine the stories and ideas I want to write into fiction someday.

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I read a lot. I go to movies almost every week. I love cooking. I'm a music and film hipster. I exercise 6-7 times a week. I have a bachelor's degree in history and I'm working towards my master's. I have no career plans or ambitions. I'm only studying because it pays the bills (commiebux) and I'm not rocking the boat while I keep doing what I have been doing. I'm ugly. I'm lonely. I'm suicidal.

I live in a small town, it's just my local shelter.
I don't know. I'm looking for some bigger charity that might have less strict rules. I really want a dog.

Do you still actively look for a drummer or are you content with not having one?

It's good that it makes you happy user. Were you scared of the stage?

The computer desk actually sounds wonderful, I wish I had a table like that. I'm glad you don't have much furniture to move, when I did it I had a huge ass closet. Took me ages to move it.

Have you seen a speech therapist?

I always feel like I am a burden to everyone.
I have some health issues and I always feel like I have to make up for them. I keep to myself because I don't want others to feel like they owe me something, or worry about me.

Other than that, being vulnerable is scary and letting people in makes me freak out. Giving up on control over myself, even a little bit, is fucking terrifying.

What kind of stuff do you daydream about?

We have a lot in common (even the sad parts).
What kind of books do you read? What do you like to cook? Do you simply go to the gym?
What's your masters about? Where I live you normally pick a specific period of history for your master's.

I enjoy writing, watching Chinese cartoons, daydreaming and wandering in nature when I get the chance and if not meditating alone in my room with the lights off. I come off as soft spoken and reserved but once I feel comfortable I cut loose and make bad jokes based off of feigning ignorance (eg. "where are we going"? After we've been in the car for 20 min headed to x).
I take my dreams seriously and I can't relax until I succeed or die trying. I think I will die young.

I fucking love Sleep! True artists! Please, where can I listen to your music?

What are your dreams and ambitions? Doesn't meditating relax you?
Why do you think you'll die young?

For longest time in my life whenever I tried to explain things to people or have a debate with them they seemed like I was trying to act more intelligent by using big words.
They often called me "the philosopher", even those that knew me for few minutes came to that same nickname.

I stopped talking to people IRL few months ago. Keeping a basic need to know basis. Now they seem to want to talk to me whenever they need help. I don't need them anymore. I stopped looking for social validation from them.

Now they just say "what, do you think you are better than me?". Their ego is so fucking bloated.

I dream to create a world for robots. The hurt, ugly, dejected, lost, etc.
Meditation doesn't relax me. All it does is clear my mind. I can't stop, because I know what needs to be done. Everyone else is too selfish to try what I want to try, but I'm not because God deserves better subjects. When I think about it, they're all terrible.
I think I'm going to die young because I think someone will kill me before I accomplish my goal. I'm not a physically impulsive person, but I think that sometimes my fantasies get carried away and I might get in the way of my dreams

i'm 22 now. it's been 9 months since my previous and only boyfriend. it did not end well, and he took my virginity, but i'm glad it was over because i learnt he was a disgusting cheater. i'm starting to feel extremely lonely now though. i am not satisfied with instant gratification in my interpersonal relationships, so i don't seek out purely sexual or physical relationships with guys. making out with a stranger or fucking them isn't going to help me in anyway, i simply don't crave that at all. also my libido is almost nonexistent, unless i have feelings toward the guy. i crave affection from a twin flame, not degenerate quick pleasures. i'm going to find anyone i truly desire until i fix my face, and to do that i need chin augmentation surgery, which is probably going to take a year for me to save up for.

How would you achieve that?

How old are you, if I may ask?

I am 24 years old.
Electrical engineer, the top of my class.

I was a loser my whole life and I still am, but at this point its kind of funny. I've fucked up in such a tragic yet comical fashion so many times that I can at least laugh about it. But I cant keep it up for much longer.

I need to start a cult. A cult shares resources. Once I have enough money, we can have our own land, like the Mormons do, etc., and I can make a place for lonely virgins like myself to become something more than what they are.

Do you have any funny stories to tell? You sound like a green text factory

Do you think a lot of people would join? Is being a lonely virgin such a defining feature for you that you need to congregate people around that?

Genuinely asking, I don't want to be rude.

That's sad. I was hoping you were really young and I could tell you it'd get better as you grew older.
Hopefully you'll find people you genuinely click with. Do you have online friends?

>brings up both gender and appearance in a thread about not doing either of those things

fuck off, nobody wants to orbit you here

Nah, no friends. I talk to a lot of people on surface level though.
What do you think? Is it me who is too uppity or others just aren't my type?

A bad but wannabe artist introvert that doesnt have any friends.

I think it's really fantastic of you to want to help people who feel lost or abandoned and don't know what to do find a place of belonging user. If I wasn't so fearful your intentions were corruptible I'd think your dream could make a pleasant little utopia for a lot of downtrodden people.

I think it can be a bit of both.
A lot of people who are intelligent and maybe a bit odd tend to have behaviours that put people off - it might be a bit of arrogance, or just lacking of patience, or just appearing snobbish or lacking of humility. I don't know you so I cannot tell you what it is for you, if there's something "off" about you even. But if you're not a cookie cut kind of person is also very hard to fit in and make friends.
Online was unironically very good for me to find friends and even an SO that I managed to have genuine bonds with. You might want to do that.

I was just generalizing the qualities. And yes, it can be that defining of a feature

What kind of artist?

I like to get baked and watch the learning channel

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Thanks I'm glad you see it that way. It's understandable that you see my intentions that way it forsee things going that way...I want a culture almost totally removed from the idea that looks are the most important thing in life. Or sex&virginity and status. I hate it and I wish it would go away.

I have a wife and house but I still think and live like an incel.

I want to become the next pro gamer but I'm 32 which means I am waaaaaay over the hill.

I tried online friendships before, just they didn't cut it for me. Seemed fake and forced. Even after spending hours on end with few people for year and a half, it felt like they used me and I used them as an emotional crutch or fake friend.

Why did it feel fake to you?

>I have a wife and house but I still think and live like an incel.
I mean, you completely ruined the purpose of the thread, but okay.
Why do you think so?

>I mean, you completely ruined the purpose of the thread, but okay.

How so?

>Why do you think so?

By and large I hate women. I give them a chance but more than half the time I end up hating them. My wife is literally the only women I found to be the way she is. Most women don't like her so I guess it works out.

>How so?
Kind of gave away your gender, user. But again it's mostly because I'm sick of comfy chatting threads where a girl posts and she gets 6028 (You)s so who cares.

>By and large I hate women
How come?

>My wife is literally the only women I found to be the way she is
How is she?

I mean, most people had no shame or fear about sharing their inner most feelings and opinions online to some strangers that knew their names and locations. That might have been the most obvious one. They would just start talking about their gay fantasies or some pedo shit or even their most embarrassing stories to me. I knew who they were and where they lived. I had these discussions saved up. The sheer desire to talk about it to someone, ANYONE, no matter who it is. I felt like I could have been replaced with person XYZ and they would have same exact conversations over and over again. That is what online friendships feel to me. Surrogate friends.

I guess it was mostly fear from others.

I've been playing League of Legends for about two years now and am still stuck in Silver 4. Maybe I should just one trick what's meta and climb like that even tho it goes against my values. I think if you pick the easiest route in life you will never truly learn anything. I want my game play to be pristine and I'm continuously looking up, or trying new builds with the handful of champs that I use. Playing League is sort of time consuming, and I could have probably learned a skill that would have furthered my life by now.

Being a NEET is 100% my fault

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That doesn't really feel like friendship, you're right.
I have some really genuine online friends, it has worked really well for me. It did take me many years to find people I genuinely connect with and love.

I'm the ugly type of gay. Luckily my unfuckability has prevented me from having HIV.

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>Kind of gave away your gender, user. But again it's mostly because I'm sick of comfy chatting threads where a girl posts and she gets 6028 (You)s so who cares.

I'm a lesbian gamer so sue me.

>How come?

Women by their nature are too particular about everything and are very seldom forward about their intent/feelings. Due to that trait they are typically manipulative and catty.

>How is she?

I've been with her for 10 years and have heard her speak ill of someone maybe five times in our entire relationship. If she is not happy about something or someone she is forthcoming with the perceived problem. Women hate that shit.

She seems like a really nice person, you're a lucky lesbian incel gamer.
Do you plan on having children, or have them already?

Haha
Soonish, we're hoping to have one by next year.

What do you do while you're preparing to become a pro gamer?
How does one even become a pro gamer? What games do you play?

HoTS. I play a roughly 2-3 hours a day and I try to get the most updated information for strategy and character tiers. It's a pipe dream for sure, but a fun one.

If I was actually serious about it I would have to dedicate 8 hours a day or so and take better care of my body. The more fit you are the better focus and reflexes.

Is your wife supportive of it?

Do you work out at all?

I'm a musician/videographer/visual artist. Self employed, just starting out so not making tons of cash but getting better erry day. Should probably get back to making shit rather than dicking around on 4chins.

Tolerant might be the better word, lol. I usually play after she's gone to bed because I like spending time with her. If I decide to play while she's awake she doesn't really say much. She does get after me if I've been playing it after a while without a break (but she is right so no hard feelings.)

Not as well as I used to. I used to work out 1 and a half hours a day minimum years ago now I'm down to 30 minutes.