I'm a property manager and last week I was called to replace a water heater in one of the apartments. The tenants are a little old lady and her twenty something grand daughter. The girl is a NEET with mild autism or anxiety or something similar. She stays home all day playing video games while grandma works two jobs. I tell Grandma I will be over next day to fix the problem. She tells me she'll be at work but the girl will be there. Ok. Next morning I knock on the door and the girl lets me in. She is wearing an over sized sports jersey and socks, no pants. She has a nice legs and a curvy body and cute face that is unfortunately slightly marred by acne scars.
However, none of that registers in my mind. I set about my work and get the job done. My mind is one hundred percent on wrenches and pipes etc. The girl is in her dark cave like room most of the time. She does not say one word to me, only answering my few questions and helps me move figurines and nick-knacks out of the way. This is totally normal for her the few times we have interacted. She is very shy.
Only days later does it dawn on me that she knew I was coming over and that we would be alone all day in that house and that she chose to wear that outfit. I'm a mild robot and have a very hard time reading women's signals. Did she want the D? Did I miss a chance to have hot penthouse forum repairman sex with a spergette? I'm a professional, but I'm also a very lonely man. If at the time she had given me any signal I would have gone for it. But other than the slightly provocative attire, there were no signals. Maybe that's the only signal she could manage and I ignored it.
First of all how old r u? If ur a similar age, u may as well go for it but don't be weird about it. Start with normal conversation etc.
Samuel Scott
She has issues stay away If she cant communicate properly she has deep issues and will only bring problems
You talk to her the wrong way she will think you're hitting on her and trying to slay Be careful of these girls I wish I had a chance with one of these girls but I would start things very slowly with them They cant be exposed to the outside world to quickly
Ayden Ramirez
She isn't mentally developed to just talk or make eye contact She's not ready and needs to be taken care of
Christian Brown
I'm quite a bit older than her.
Gabriel Wright
sounds like you have a good job, don't jeopardize it by fucking your employers tenants while on the job. You might have missed a chance to get your dick wet, but you also missed a chance to fuck your life up.
Jose Perry
Sounds like not worth it, user.
Elijah Phillips
I can't argue with that. But, was she sending me a signal all the same?
Jackson Foster
i think she was just too autistic to realize she wasn't dressed decently for receiving visitors. as far as she was concerned she was in her comfy place at home and was dressed as she would normally be at home.
my GF sounds pretty similar and let me tell you people like that dont *do* signals, everything is very literal and direct. subtleties and undertones just dont process very well to them and its not something they would hint to you unless it was awkwardly obvious and upfront.
Ethan Lee
absolutely not. she was probably talking on discord to her orbiters about how she can't wait for you to leave. everytime you asked her a question she probably got terrified that you were going to try and hit on her.
Michael Jones
She didn't want your cock. Asperger neet girls dress like that super often. My sister does. They don't think about it.
Brayden Hughes
better pass on this one. it's not worth it user. you've got a good job.
Jayden Rogers
Go back and rape her autistic sperg ass using mayo for lube you faggot
Xavier Adams
Don't listen to these faggots, FUCK her, ruin her asshole with your inner chad spirit, You Only Live Once.
Gavin Peterson
>Mayo for lube That's a new one.
Kevin Cox
Cont.
If the sperg tells anything about it to anyone you havr a defence plan in place. She's out of mind shut in wackjob NEET who's ass drips mayo. Foolproof. Do it faggots.
Samuel Edwards
Do you actually care about keeping your job? If so, avoid things like this.
Josiah Evans
All of you are faggots. Is this the korean dishwashing image board we knoe and love? Kys you goddamn shitstains. What dark times have arrived.
Owen Nelson
Believe me, I am aware of the peril. Not long ago I had to deal with a renter that was a very young and pretty woman but a two bit sociopath. She invited me into the house and I just stood on the front step and would not come in. I did not feel safe being alone with her. She was a real piece of work and I knew it. I suppose the safe thing is to just assume the worst all the time and repeat the mantra: "don't shit where you eat" "don't dip your pen in company ink" "don't punch the clock with the time card in your pants".
Robert Allen
Probably should have asked >Oh excuse me, I didn't realize you weren't dressed. Should I come back another time?" and see how she would have responded.
Carter Wright
Yes, I wish I had thought of something like that at the time.
When she was helping me move all the damned figurines and chachkies I had to lay on the floor to reach some of them under the coffee table. I should have waited until she was looking my direction and then slowly moved my eyes up her body and locked her eyes. Just to see how she would react. Intellectually I know a lot of the theory but when I'm in front of the class at the blackboard I freeze up.
Gavin Gomez
If she's a neet and sat in her room the entire time then she didn't give a fuck user, clearly
You are probably right. But she is so incredibly shy that I wonder if it was really just debilitating awkwardness holding her back and she actually was hurt that I didn't notice her perfect shapely legs that she had gone to the trouble of shaving the night before, as soon as she heard that the repairman was coming. And the whole time she was wondering when I would come into her room and ravish her. Gee, I need to get out more.
Jack Reed
Shes spergy, she would never be assertive or make the first move. she would be nervous and fantasize about things happening, but never actually initiate it. Doing something passive like not putting on pants when expecting company is definitely in the realm of possibility.
Carter Morris
>I would come into her room and ravish her if you assume stuff like this it will land you in prison
How do you know she's not basically normal despite being a loser and she doesn't already have a boyfriend?
Ryan Jones
>If you're not an edgy, worthless NEET, you're not a robot xD
Chase Jackson
Supposedly she has a personality disorder of some form. She is quite child like but not retarded. She is extremly shy. She normally has a blank look on her face but she has smiled at me in the past. For all I know she could be pretending to be a sperg but I doubt it. I do know that her sister hates her guts and told her to kill herself. I assume because she is a neet that's a parasite to the grandmother. There could be and probably is much more to the story that I am not privy to.
Owen Fisher
she is a parasite so stay away poor grandmother tho
Christian Stewart
Kys moralfag. All OP needs to do is >ejaculate & evacuate
Ethan Smith
She's a sperg, user. She probably is unable to comprehend what sex is.
Nathaniel Price
So when has that bothered anyone worth remembering?
Ayden Morales
How cute is she 1-10?
Leo Gray
>plot twist >she's in the thread right now
Logan Thomas
That thought has crossed my mind. I have given enough specifics that she would know it was about her. For all I know she browses this site. I'm ready with my best Sargent Shultz impression.
Blake Gray
I would say she is a six or so but if she were properly dressed and made up with some kind of hairdo or at least neatly combed hair then she would be a seven or eight. She has a nice curvy body a bit on the skinny side but she has nice proportionate sized breasts and very nice legs. Her face is very girl next door handsome or cute if not beautiful. A very pleasing girl that would really rock if she weren't so cripplingly shy.
Logan Young
I say pass. If you get caught people will think you're some sort of creep taking advantage of a sperg. Also, don't ruin your job.
I think she would resemble Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks, if she were made up. Maybe not as pretty but maybe more cute if that makes sense. Her eyes are not as stern as the actress in the photo.
>seargant schultz godspeed OP, let's hope it doesn't come to that, but also let's also hope it does, because that would be hilarious
Hudson Phillips
Right, it would be unethical in a professional sense but I don't think in a legal one. But the creep factor may be really large. There are no chromosomes involved so I don't think it would be a non consensual situation even if consensual.
Luis Powell
This but unironically origiliolly
Eli Rodriguez
I just realized that I could have unironically said that I was there to lay pipe.
If she's a sperg she won't keep a secret and then Grandma will peg you through the long dick of the law.
Anthony Garcia
Or maybe she would blackmail me into taking her off her hands....a tantalizing possibility. My very own shut in girl that would be totally dependent on me. A girl I would never have to worry about feeling inferior to. I could dress her up however I wanted like a Barbie doll. Pure bunk, I know.
Matthew Fisher
this, people like that are also terrible at lying and keeping secrets, the entire idea of breaking rules and not following laws triggers them deeply.
Tyler Lopez
>just do it You irredeemable faggot.
Brayden Nguyen
>projecting your ideals onto a website browsed by people you don't know
There is a postscript to the story that may or may not bear on the question. While there I noticed that the furnace filter needed to be changed. Before I left I told the girl I would pick one up at the store and bring it around later that day. I show up with the new filter and find I have to knock quite a bit on the door before she answers. She is still wearing no pants but now she seems peeved, like I was really putting her out to be there. I replace said filter and turn and ask her if she has hot water. She almost seems angry when she replies in a quiet voice that she hasn't tried it yet. I say bye and leave. Don't think a thing about it.
But why was she mad? Did I interrupt her video game? Or was it something else.
Michael Garcia
>She does not say one word to me, only answering my few questions and helps me move figurines and nick-knacks out of the way
That was the closest to an "in" on her I see in this greentext (unless you want to go full "ey babes wan sum fuk?") Thanking her very profusely for the help, smiling at her and maybe asking her questions about the figurines if she reacts well. Just in case you get lucky on a repetition of that situation.
Warning:I can't approach women in RL at all, so your call what that silly idea is worth
Aaron Phillips
No, you are no doubt correct, that would have been the perfect time. She was within normal conversational range rather than talking from one room to another. I thought about asking her if she drew the really amateur pencil drawings that were proudly hanging on the wall but thought better of it. What if they were a child's drawings.
Daniel Richardson
>She isn't mentally developed to just talk or make eye contact >She isn't mentally developed Either are you faggot. Don't give anyone advice you loser
