>she tells you you're just a friend
>tonight Chad will penetrate her rear end
She tells you you're just a friend
>She's into another guy
>You're finding a way to die
>she smiles as she parts, giving you some hope
>Chad fucks her in the shower, using as lube soap
Very nice haiku user
>She wonders why you've been such a friend
>You'll soon meet your end
>being friend of a girl in the first place
>you write a poem for her during the night
>Chad hits her G-spot just right
>Finally tell her you couldn't ever love another
>she says I love you too user, you're just like a brother
>you pride yourself with your new bought mouse
>meanwhile she's having sex in Chad's house
>You give her a nice flower
>Chad leaders her to the shower
Why care? Women are just objects to be fucked. Go and hire some cutie hooker and do all the nasty shit you can ever imagine to it. Once that satisfaction washes over you things will look a lot clearer.
Don't ever buy, rent. Women are objects. Remember that.
SHE DOESN'T WANT YOUR COCK
WHILE CHAD'S IS IN HER AS HARD AS A ROCK
>cutie hooker
I've never seen one.
They are all either too skinny or too fat.
Prostitutes simply do not excite me.
My ideal prostitute is a shy 19 yo student who can't pay her university tuition fees but I doubt ill ever find her.
>she refuses you because she knows your intentions.
>yet with Chad she doesn't use contraception.
You hear her from your room in the attic
While Chad rails her, no prophylactic.
You're watching smut
Chad is doing her up the butt
>You're making a noose
>while his dick is dripping in her juice.
>She laughs and rejects you
>Afterwards she eats chad's poop
>you cry yourself to sleep
>Chad fucks her tight ass deep
You're in the latrine
while he stuffs her vagene
>My ideal prostitute is a shy 19 yo student who can't pay her university tuition fees but I doubt ill ever find her.
You serious lol?
Called being a sugar daddy. Need to get yourself on instagram there are thousand of your "dream prositutes out there"
>cutie hooker
>I've never seen one.
Yep you are gonna have to actually spend some money lol. A cheap hooker who looks like your mom's drunk friend from bingo are not going to cut it.
I'll finish this statement with the realization for you that many porn stars also prostitute when not filming. Now you get the idea of the type of caliber bitch I'm fucking. Not a maybe. An actual porn star.
Live your dreams lmao. Why the fuck would I ever want some slooot off the street after that.
>She called you a niggerfaggot
>as she holds the arm of a man in a robe that has a playboy rabbit.
He's fucking sluts off the street
While you talk about quality beating your meat
He tells you to get a life
While he's fucking your fat wife
right in the
*BELCH*
pussy
Epic you get my MTV award.
He fucks her like she's in porn
You wish you'd never been born
How do you contact porn starts? Also, names of ones you've fucked? Also what do you do, meet them in Nevada so it's legal, or shoot a video so it's porn?
I'm curious about the logistics involved here.
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I won't post the ones I've fucked. But probably spent 100K on this hobby?
Start off with the fact that most of them work for agencies and / or have their own website. Also instagram accounts you can contact them on.
It is possible but of course not all girls are into it. But it feels fucking amazing to actually fuck the ones who do you recognize off film.
It's funny how studying hard got me good grades and an amazing IT job. Still a nerd but now I fuck the Staceys that the Staceys imitate. Yes I am a smug motherfucker. Good luck dude.
I guess if you aren't doing it exactly legally they could get in trouble if you outed them.
How old/far out of school are you? I got a stem meme degree and make a decent salary, but 100k on porn stars? Fuck my dude.
Yeah I won't call names. But I have dropped a few hints.
About me currently late 20s.
>always a nerd
>studied at Massachusetts
>women never gave me any attention
Got a good job working for a serious tech firm in silicon valley. Nowadays I run and work out 3 times a week.
Still not interested in average women. They never loved me so why the fuck should I love them. Live simple and avoid these used up tinder whores and you will not believe how much spare cash you have.
You know what I'm buying for Xmas? A speedboat. Who said being a nerd doesn't pay.
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play gaem
slep naise
Lol. I don't know if this is supposed to be some kind of larp or what, but I like you user. Hope you bang some porn hoes on that boat.
>never had a positive interaction with a woman
>sometimes you wonder if you're even human
Alright user I see you rapping (or raping, both are likely)
Haha thanks I like you too. Actually my life story is more about being depressed and thinking about suicide.
Things only changed when I graduated MIT and realized I could actually spend my life surrounded by people at work who were just like me. No more name calling or feeling ashamed.
No hoes on my speedboat lol. But the porn stars I have met have melted my heart they are amazing women.
Working on a flat in Monaco and trying to patent an invention. I might sell it in house if I can get the patent. Then retire. You can thank me for my inventions in the future lol.
>You pay the meal
>Chad seals the deal
Originel
>u contemplate suicide
>chad's dick she does ride
A no roasties allowed robot boat sounds cool too. Watch the f1 races from your balcony in Monaco for me, even though f1 sucks now.
If the only reason you're friends with a girl is because you wanna fuck her then you're doing it wrong. If you wanna fuck a girl let her know you think she's hot right off the bat. That way you don't waste time with this bullshit. The second you find out she doesn't reciprocate cut her loose and find someone who does. I hope you are young as this is something most of us learn early on. Women will always accept your non sexual attention with great enthusiasm, especially if she's a needy girl with Daddy issues who fucks dudes who don't give her that attention. You become her emotional tampon orbiter and she benefits from you boosting her ego. Don't ever let yourself fall into this situation, put yourself first before these hoes and don't feel bad if they don't like you more than a friend, just forget about them, they aren't worth your time or attraction.
Good, she's just a whore.
>out of pity, she makes small talk
>while you're alone, she'll take chads cock