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How would Jow Forums commit suicide

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a ksg shot to the head

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Cartoid artery compression.

I hope one of these days I'm gonna do it. Things are only getting worse and worse.

probably get drunk and then freeze to death in the winter. or jump off of a building or infront of a train

Thanks for a solution

Nah, I've first seen it in an r9k suicide thread.

Yeah, it's amazing. I wish I would know how those medical compression tapes are called and where can I buy them. They seem like a comfy way to die. Just lower my blood pressure until I'm already dizzy, tie my last necktie and fade into oblivion.

Probably go on a trip to Japan and starve in the forest.

please tell me more user i am geniunley interested

Old age, so I have to do nothing.
Dying is such a hassle.

Heroin OD mixed with high impact vehicle accident. Id imagine it wouldn't be hard to crash on H

There's not much to it. You compress the arteries with a rope or something hard enough to stop the bloodflow, but not block the airway. You die. Not painful, but can feel uncomfortable (think of numbness you feel after falling asleep on your hand, except you feel the same thing in your head, on your neck, lips, cheeks etc.).

en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Suicide/Ligature_strangulation

For more info, google it. There's a shitload of it.

This seems like a much better solution than putting a neck around my rope in the forest of our mountains

thanks user

damn thats so fucking good. finally i dont need a fucking gas tank

helium or nitrogen.

Indubidibly

See you on the other side, space cowboys.

be joining you soon OP, thanks for the laughs everyone

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Hey nice job passing the filter

y-you too. but in all seriousness i think it wont happen in the near future but ill do it after a certain "level"

Pills. But don't do it user. Just keep yourself occupied

for what? the meaningless soulcrushing and boring grind ? the normalfaggot retards?
you self righetous faggots really have no brains

You know how it feels to wake up and realise we are not dead yet, only for life to kick us down the abyss of pain again?

firstcareprovider.org/blog/tk-how-to
Here's some nice shit I found right now. Might be useful.

would seppuku be too weeaboo and lame?
I would like to leave a mess for dumb normalfags to clean up

Pills are a terrible method, dont listen to this user. It is actually the most common method of failed suicide attempts. And believe me, you do not want failed suicide attempts in your life.

>seppuku
will there be a samurai warrior with a katana behind you to decapitate? if yes then go for it. if not then you could always do harakiri

thanks. its ironic isnt it that such a lifesaver can be the opposite

>its ironic isnt it that such a lifesaver can be the opposite
Yeah. All weapons started out as tools I guess.

Also, nice trips.

Blow my head up with as powerful explosive as I can get my hands on while setting my body on fire, having filled my stomach with gasoline or something even more effective, in a distant place where no one is likely to notice.

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I sometimes fantasize about jumping infront of a train while waiting for mine to take me to work in the mornings. Thing is I'd drag the whole train station into it so nah. I'd probably just drown myself or smth

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This board is not for the underaged.

How am I underage I said I work fuck off retard

I've already gotten mine booked and ready to go. I'm flying to Toronto in February, renting a car and driving up along Hudson Bay as far north as I can get. Then I am going to ditch my car, walk out into the wildness when it is snowing to cover my tracks. I'll walk until I can go no further, then I am going to dig a hole in deep snow, get drunk and eventually get hypothermia. Then I will have a lovely warm death as I drift off to sleep. My family will never know what happened to me, hopefully they will think I left to find a new life somewhere and I am happy with a wife and kids.