hello again niggers. 3 years ago i was a full fledged robot, now i have a gf, get sex whenever i want, have a job and live life as a normie. its been a long time but i want to help those of you who seek advice. i feel confident that i am now in a position where i am qualified to tell you how to get a gf, friends, etc...
also, youll get there soon user. trurst me it seems bad now but youll get out of this, trust me.
they did surgery on a grape
what the fuck is it witch the captchas
you don't suddenly convert to normie status, that's not how any of this works you delusional faggot
what part of 3 years is it that you dont understand?
you are the kind of robot that is in the worst condition. you convince your self that every person here that made it is just larping. i made it out in such a short period of time because i took the time to listen to other anons who were further ahead than me. i will never truly be a "normie", just because im too redpilled and chan culture runs through my blood, but i enjoy every part of normie life. i can do normie things with normie friends whenever i want. is that not good enough?
i appreciate the concern but it's too late for me
how 2 gf pls
no its not user. i thought so too. tell me why you think so.
He's implying you were never a robot, which is actually true. Now GTFO
>b-but i was an awkward loser just like you guys! i was such a nerd
ok, first tell me why you think you cant get a girl and previous experiences. are you a wojak or pepe?
listen up nigger. up untill 3 years ago i did not have a single friend. i had never, ever had a friend. and not the "i have no friends" kind that most of you identify with, i literally had no human interraction except for my mom becuase she was crazy and kept me confined. i didnt leave my room for weeks on end. i slept 16 hours. i have full autisms and horrible tics making school, the ony place i could ever meet other people living hell. im more of a robot than anyone on this shithole. my pee bottle collection would make your jaw drop.
stop being a fag and tell me how you gf'd
I have no idea why no gf. im kind and not ugly
kek im not gonna sympathize with normies
leave my board this instant
okay.
download tinder. take good pictures. swipe everyone. say hello, make dumb small talk then go, youre really cute, wanna meet? 1 out of 10 will say yes.
meet them, try to act normal, be as confident as you can, and whatever you do dont mention youre a virgin. the trick is to fake it till you make it. convince yourself youre a normie and that this is a completely normal thing for you. if she likes you she will contact you again. its that simple. if it doesnt work the first time try again and again.
another way is to go to a bar or club. pretend youre there with friends but they left. drink a bit to keep your spaghetti under control. then make eye contact with whatever girl looks at you. make out, take her home, keep up contact, and boom gf. it really is that easy. its a common r9k misconception that getting a gf is impossible because they literally never try.
I tried those countless times and failed every time. I dont want your shitty advice, I wanna know how you got a gf.
as to how i got mine
1st girl
>download tinder
>match with big tiddy goth qt
>go to her place
>pretend like ive gone on many tinder dates
>she asked how many girls ive fucked
>5 (obviously i was a virgin)
>really? youre so cute blah blah
>super desperate for female attention but play it cool like i dont care
>fuck, do my best to make sure she doesnt realize i havent done this before
>we keep talking
>meet again and again
>gf
>easy
>after a month tell her i was a virgin and robot
>its okay user i love u anyway
now i thought i was super lucky and found a rare girl. but i wasnt. you just have to fake it till they fall for you
classic shit normie advice
why did you return here if you're just gonna post generic shit
gf nr 2
>beggar comes up to me
>hand her a banana
>she thanks me
>notice grill looking at me
>she looks away
>lock eyes with her
now this is where most robots would just look at their feet or give up
>smile back
>tell her to sit down next to me
>she actually does
>offuckwhatdoido.exe
>wow youre so nice giving food to that old lady
>yeah i just wanna make people happy (not true i fucking hate beggars)
>what school do you go to etc small talk
>look her in the eyes
>i really like you why dont we go out?
>we go out
>she takes me to meet all her normie friends
>they ask me what i do etc
>give them normie answer like watch football hang out with friends (that i didnt even have yet lol) go out drinking...
>they like me because they think im one of them
>be nice to everybody there
>she takes me to her place
>oh user youre so kind and loving i cant believe youve only been in one previous relation ship
>gf
>two months pass
>confess im not a normie and i was lying to her friends
>its okay user i love you anyway
IMPORTANT!! NEVER SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE AT ALL
NORMIES ONLY LIKE POSITIVE PEOPLE
WHEN THEY ASK YOU ABOUT A NIGGER RAPPER OR A KARDASHIAN PRETEND LIKE YOU LIKE THEM.
because it works you fucking loser. youve never actually tried any of these things.
plenty of robots have tried it, it didn't work
besides even if it did this is not some ancient knowledge, everyone fucking knows about these things you're not saying anything new
plenty of robots, but not you. try it and then come back.
im not complaining about tfw no gf
i understand why i don't have a gf, i'm just talking about other robots
Dont worry i appreciate your advice