Quantum physicist here to answer your questions about quantum physics

Quantum physicist here to answer your questions about quantum physics.

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what is the etymology of 'quantum?'

Can Quantum physics help me get a bigger dick? I'm only 7 inches and I want to kill myself

why are things?

Do quarks make up protons, neutrons, and electrons?

Yes
Super massive black holes become unstable and explode eventually. Resetting the galaxy.

how do i get gf?

does dark matter wear a cape and fight a crusade against the oppression of gravity?

super massive black holes LIKE YOUR MUM LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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can quantum physics gib me rare fleg?

Protons and neutrons yes. Electrons are made from leptons

wow magical.

Now you have my interest user. Tell me, I want to have one as big as black pornstars so I can finally get laid.

Learn science, nothing gets a girl wetter than a long lecture.

How do you plan on beating china?

Dark matter and energy are differences in vacuum energy and distortions in space-time

but I'm already in science

Letting them collapse on their own.
Their economy is held together by economic manipulation.

Let me guess something like biology or something?

TELL ME HOW TO GET DICK BIG I want to get laid so bad I'm going to fucking kill myself if I don't

Can quantum physics help me with killing myself?

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No, metalworking.

You stick your dick in a particle accelerator, the ultra powerful magnets used in them are powerful enough to evenly stretch it out to it's maximum length.

I can do that if you're somewhere near Copenhagen

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Can you help me with this math problem?

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Yeah it can prove life is pointless because we never can escape or solar system and eventually almost everything about humanity will be destroyed.

Won't it fry my dick? I want to get it big, not black...

That's almost as bad as geology. You got to go into something math heavy, not just naming and categorizing shit.

Assisted suicide is illegal though...
That might be worth looking into...

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You don't stick in that far and there is a specially made pay for it. How do you think the large hadron collider got funded?
They only really built it to make their cocks bigger.

Well i wouldn't want to break the law when i'm killing someone, so we better not

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Ok cool. It's just a 15 minute drive from where I live, so I'll go check real quick. Hope the thread stays up, gonna post the results

We need a before pic to compare.
Also got to warn you it's expensive, like millions of dollars per half an inch

Can I use quantum physics to escape our current universe and travel to a different dimension in which cute anime girls are real and want to be my gf?

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Everything besides the gf part is possible!

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Biotech fag here and also studying med. You think you are hot shit but pure math and physicsfags are just even more useless than simple bio.

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Maybe, but it's very doubtful infinite alternate universes exist. More likely there is only one universe with a limited number of dimensions dictated by the level of entropy available.

You won't be saying that when your PC is using a quantum processor.

Lies

At least there's a slight chance of success. So how do I travel to another dimension?

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Shit, my autism just altered spacetime at a quantum level and made me reply to the wrong post

Not completely sure but black holes might be punctures between dimensions.

You won't be saying that when your lungs are infected with a specific Mycobacterium and you lack of antibiotics.

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I see... Then how to create a black hole at home?

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Too bad it will be the chemists who actually do the hard work. You will just name and categorize the bacteria.

I heard some shit were scientist linked atoms that were far appart from each other.

Can't this be used to create a type of internet faster than anything we have right now?

Focus enough lasers onto the smallest point. You got to get enough mass at the point to collapse itself into a black hole.
Next issue is one that size will require feeding it while the Hawking radiation pushes away everything that gets close.

When I'm considering static hindrance in complex molecules, how does the probability fields of electrons change the model from the standard model we generally consider when looking at active sites? We look at the forces exhibited but not the "position" of electrons exhibiting those forces, are there any nuances once you include the quantum model?

Imagine syncing two pendulums to swing perfectly opposite each other.
You would be able to know what position the other is in by just observing one.

There is no information transferred, so no it won't. Quantum computers just use additional properties to calculate than just being on our off

Electrons don't have an exact position in the quantum model. So you can't look for their position just the most likely position.

I believe they do have an exact position but are influenced by background fluctuations in their quantum field.

Divide 70,000/2 to get the population grown per year. Multiply that times 3, add the initial amount to that to get the final result.
Are you in middle school or something?

I don't have any lasers but will it work if I really concentrate in a point while thinking of an alternate dimension anime qt?

That shit ain't workin senpai. Already tried it.

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Nope