Would any of you actually let a girl live with you as a NEET in exchange for sex? And how long would that last...

ok the crazy thing is I think this could work on 3000/month

Well if you wanna get gangbanged by some utility workers be my guest. As long as I don't receive the bill

Again I'm mostly curious but I don't eat much. I can subsist on 1000 calories a day or less

Food doesn't matter as much as lighting, heating, internet. I know you're gonna be on your computer most of the day posting on tumblr or whatever, that costs money. Unless you wanna go day to day without internet? Can you manage it?

Please get me off the internet

Where do you live, lonely user?

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Nah. Throw in cooking, cleaning and a massage when I get back from work though ... then I'd be all for it. I make more money than I care to spend anyway.

But we'd still need to get on. I wouldn't invite anyone into my personal space unless I was comfortable spending time with them.

You like shrimp?

Yes. Im lonely shut in anyway. May aswell be comfy with me

yeah, it would be kind of like having an advanced housepet. I'd have to move into a bigger place to accommodate another human, though. 950sqft isn't enough for two.

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What? You think 950 sq ft is too small for two??

I want to be a robot's fuck toy and pet

If I'm completely honest, I'm not the type of guy that can just have sex with a random woman and not have any feelings for her. So she'd have to be my gf. But if she truly needs help and was kicked out, then I'd let her stay for free as long as she doesn't steal from me or anything.

It's almost too small for me and I'm hoping to move into a larger place next year. I have to keep most of my book collection in storage for fuck's sake and I only have wall space for one more painting. and I only have one bedroom, so if I get a live-in NEET, where are they going to sleep, keep their clothes, etc? certainly not in the living room.

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If we could leave none of us would be here

No. Fuck de facto relationships. I'm not letting anyone take my stuff.

I would let a NEET girl live with me in exchange for love and marriage.

Why not your bed? If not your bed then a futon in the living room. But 950 sq ft is a pretty big space in my eyes

Fuck

What if she moved in with you then you realized you weren't romantically or sexually compatible and you didn't get along? Like if she thought your personality was boring and vice versa?

I would let them stay if they wanted to. I don't really give a fuck

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I wouldn't abandon her, if that's what you're asking. I just want to protect fembots. Kicking them out when they find me boring would be what a sociopath would do.
I don't know, user. All I know is I want someone to love. If it doesn't work I'd still help them, if they needed some place to stay.

>What if she moved in with you then you realized you weren't romantically or sexually compatible and you didn't get along? Like if she thought your personality was boring and vice versa?
Well I would have to get to know her first. I would at least be able to figure out what her personality is like through the internet.

At the risk of being called fake/white knight/etc i'd let a girl live with me while being neet on the condition she actually tries to better her life and eventually get out on her own instead of being a leech on society. If she doesn't want to do that, she'd have to be hot and be really kinky for me to let her be a disgusting tumour on society doing whatever she wants with no worries outside of making me cum buckets

Northeast USA
I have a spare bedroom but I doubt anyone would want to live with me

I'm ok with my NEET sleeping in my bed so long as she doesn't mind the absurd amount of body heat that I kick out. This has been a problem with past gfs. My old cat loved it though. Futon in the living room would work, although honestly my big sectional couch is perfect for sleeping, and the recliner is...okay for a snooze. The main problem is stuff. I have lots of it (my clothes, books, and bikes take up a lot of room, and I've built extra shelving into all of the walls to help, but I'm out of space), and my NEET would likely need space for her own stuff. I'm sure we could figure something out. But it's not like I can't afford a larger place.

yeah, I would IF the sex was good and if the girl wasn't a slob and left me alone when I was busy.

I own my place and can afford to eat out every day and hire housekeeping to clean, so that wouldn't be a requirement for me. But it would be a nice bonus.

oh, and gotta be attractive.

it could last a long time if we got along. Probably until I wanted to find someone to start a family with, but who knows if I ever will

one more thing, they gotta love dogs or at least my dog or their ass is on the curb.

yes. as long as she cuddles with me afterwards/ washes my underwear/cooks breakfast too. I'd let her stay as long as she likes. and last but not least, I like all women, but milfs are my fetish, the "wall" is, like, 60 to me.

I prefer a girl who just lounges around the house playing video games and watching anime all day, makes me feel like theres less chance of me getting cuckholeded.

In an ideal world, my woman wouldn't work, but she'd probably kill herself if she were a housewife. She needs something to occupy herself. I really want to provide for her, but I won't complain too much if she wants to work as well.

>She needs something to occupy herself

That's what children are for my senpai lam

I'd let a girl live with me in exchange for hugs

bullshit
she will start fucking chad at your place? you cool with that guy? nah

>in exchange for sex
>spending all that time money and energy into keeping a person in my house who only contributes something that can be done by a piece of plastic
No. Now if she does housework and shit then yeah I'd consider it.

Sure, if I find her physically attractive. I can afford it.

it whouldent even need to be for sex , a genuine neet chick could crash with me without creepyass requirements.

I hope so, but she thinks that even then she wouldn't enjoy it. Her plan is for us to be well-off enough to hire nannies and such.

You're such a jealous little man. I'm not going to cage her and make her my slave like some little weirdo

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I mean, honestly, I don't care. If I fell for her it would break my heart, yeah. I'd hope that she wouldn't use me and then think I'm not good enough for a relationship.

And when she's done being pumped full of chad's seed you can help her with her nails.

>implying chad won't fall to his knees and start sucking my cock when he sees me decantering

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>Would any of you actually let a girl live with you as a NEET in exchange for sex?
That's called a housewife.

if she weren't a fat piece of shit (as in eat a weeks worth of food per day), then yes. she also has to keep her hygiene up to par. i would mostly just cuddle tho, as sex is pretty lame desu

>Would any of you actually let a girl live with you as a NEET in exchange for sex?
Yes, but only if she enjoys it. I don't want to fuck a human doll. She will have to do the chores too.
>Would you just kick her out once she hit the wall?
I would most probably still keep her to do the chores even if I get bored of fucking her.

I'd be okay with it if she just cleaned up around the house a bit once she was comfortable.
I wouldn't make her have sex with me if she didn't want to.

It'd be nice to have somebody to come home to.

Where can I buy a NEET fembot?

I'd do it just for the gratification of giving her a comfy home.

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>Tfw only a few actually understand.
Just having sexual pleasure wouldn't be enough, but if she actually handled the housework + cooking then yes. basically stay at home gf

Tho we're all overlooking the actual appearance of the NEET in question.

>let a girl live with you as a NEET in exchange for sex

That is basically what any mariage is. Long term prostitution.

Same as this, but I don't really care for the sex.
No, just cooking, buying groceries and cleaning, and then you can live for free. Sounds like a deal, right?
I work 80 hours a week, so it would be cruel to keep a gf like that, but a NEET is fine.

So...a wife?

A wife wouldn't have sex with you

you have a defective wife then pal

No, it's just that you don't have a wife

>I'm not going to cage her and make her my slave like some little weirdo

Sticks and stones.

That's that real cuck shit, women you have it good lol

>implying I wouldn't mandate her sign a prenup that specifies the minimum allowed instances of intercourse per week.

It's like you are not blackpilled or something.

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>implying she would honor that
>implying prenups actually hold up in court
>implying women can't claim a prenup was signed under duress
>implying not marrying unless she signs the prenup isn't considered signing under duress
>implying you should ever marry a woman ever

>implying this is actually legal anywhere
Granted, you could be living in the Muslim world, then you can just rape her

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>Implying I haven't already studied and consulted with my lawyer about the actions I would need to take to ensure my assets, estate and income are not syphoned by a whore.

If I ever take the plunge I will at least make sure that cunt is rendered homeless if she decides to stop putting out. The only reason I am even considering marriage is because I want to have children.

user, if you are not LARPING and a lawyer told you that it is legal to put it in a prenup and it won't be thrown out, then you need to fire your lawyer.

>that specifies the minimum allowed instances of intercourse per week
There is no way in hell that this would hold up in court.
It's the current year if that was legal, then your "wife" would be like a sex slave.
There is NO way, EVER, that this will work.

It is legal, it falls under marrital duties: spousal responsibilities.

now here's a basement dwelling virgin who thinks he's in 1870
he also posts about being a sovereign citizen with his other personality

I have been with more women than there are unique IPs in this very thread, sorry.

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user, the concept of: "she must have sex with me when I want"
Is IMPOSSIBLE for something like this to work in the west.
There is no judge in the US who would give you right.

hahaha this virgin

Imagine the court case:
"Mr. Judge, he tried to have sex with me but I didn't want to!"
"REEEE, prenup, REEEE!!!"
Judge: "Mr. user, it's not 1870 anymore. I sentence you to 20 Years in the Texas State Prison for attempted rape"
"Yay! Now I can just live in anons house and fuck chad while he is incarcerated"
Well played, user, well played.

>37 posters
you're either a brainlet chad or you don't know what being with a woman means

If you weren't a virgin and everything said here was true, then you wouldn't have this pic saved on your pc.

In that case I would file for divorce and she would be rendered destitute because I would have made sure to cover my bases.
Seperate accounts, investments into CDS and vanguards, sublet my appartment and summer house, my salary going into a current account, et cetera.

There are ways to minimize risk.

You are breathing caricatures, aren't you embarraased?

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Sure. I'm not very fond of sex, so I'd rather have companionship though.

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There ARE ways to minimize risks.
But there are NO ways to force your wife to have sex with you.

>Would any of you actually let a girl live with you as a NEET in exchange for sex?
Yes, if she is qt to me and we have at least a mite of chemical between us. A plain exchange deal of sex that she does not care about is too little for me, I actually require one that enjoys my more pervy leanings too.
>And how long would that last?
Until she fucks up and takes it for granted too much probably.
>Would you just kick her out once she hit the wall?
Doubt I would do that just for losing looks. I get pretty comfy with people, so as long we do not develop a mutual dislike I would not mess with a good thing just because tits sag or eyes get wrinkly.

If she is unhappy with the arrangement at any one time then I'd file for divorce. It's that simple. Even if the prenup is not upheld in court, I'd lose practically nothing apart from child support payments. Thankfully there is such a clause as marrital duties in my country so the whole discussion is moot.

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>my country
WHAT COUNTRY?

Southern europe, fill in the blanks yourself.

>Southern europe
Turkey isn't europe

not user you replied to but do you have a contact

Turkey is not my country, chucklefuck.

Syria is also not in europe

Are you legitimately retarded or are you being obnoxious as a statement?

I'm sure that you can do that legally in the caliphate, but you also have to fight and die for allah.
Well, everything has up and downsides, you know?

>I told the mongoloid I live in southern europe
>He deduces that I must be living in a caliphate
>there are literally 4 major countries in southern europe, yet he can't figure out which one it might be

How do you even manage to breathe, you mongrel?

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>Tho we're all overlooking the actual appearance of the NEET in question.
This. although my standards aren't exceedingly high, as long as she's not 600lbs or covered in tattoos.

>getting baited like a retard

you might as well be from one of those shitholes