WHOA, DUUUUUDE, SO YOU LIKE WORK IN A WEED STORE??

WHOA, DUUUUUDE, SO YOU LIKE WORK IN A WEED STORE??
DUUUDEE, ... I BET THATS LIKE, ... ....
*SEMI FORCED, SEMI NERVOUS, SOMEWHAT ADORABLE RESTING BITCH GIGGLE HALFWAY BETWEEN PARIS HILTON AND AVRIL LAVIGNE AS SHE AVERTS HER EYES AND BECOMES BASHFUL FOR A SPLIT SECOND*
... DANK AS FUCKK, BRAHHH!!!!!...

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>I bet if you let me smell you through your clothes and that sock on your head for ten minutes, I'd not only maybe get a contact high, but I'd maybe bust in my shorts. I dunno, let's find out dude. Take a couple big rips from that indica loaded bong so you're down for this fun game I just thought of!

OKAYYYY, DUDE!! :D

>tfw you will never crack the shell of an insecure stoner and help her flourish into a self-actualized individual
Not that much of a feel. It is sort of take it or leave it.

HHHMMMMNNNGGH...*SNIIIIIIIF....SNNNNNNIIIIIIFFFF...SNIIIFF SNIF!* Uhhhhhhhhhh hnnnnngggg mmmmmmnm. Yea, bretty good stoner brosis dudette. Fuck it, pass me the bong. I usually pass on grass, but this is a special occasion.

Insecurities are aspects of the aspiring and the pressured. Stoner dude bros should be fine with $10/hour renting a house with three other herb-bros.

Let's shotgun pot smoke. You know how it's done I'm sure, Y-Ya, just like that. *Hwwwwiiih (inhale)* How romantic, let's kiss.

>It is. I could hook you up with some free samples if you can get this dick wet. Deal?

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DUUUUUDEEE..., DONT KILL MY VIBE BITCH -.-

HAHA, U GONNA GET BAKED AS FUCK, BRO?
*STARTS SITTING DANCING TO SONG THATS PLAYING LIKE A DORK*
*STARTS PLAYING WITH LIGHTER AND GETS DISTRACTED BY IT*
*STARTS GIGGLING TO HERSELF UNCONTROLLABLY*

YOOO, DUDEEEE, THAT SOUNDS SO SWEET AND CHILL, I COULD ONLY EVER DREAM OF THAT, DUDE, WHERE THE HELL WOULD I EVER FIND THAT?

HAHA, HELL YEAH DUUUDEE, THAT JUST GAVE ME THE BIGGEST STONER BONER!! XD
LET ME JUST FINISH OFF THESE LAST THREE GRAVITY NONGS FIRST, K??
HAHA, HELL YEAH, DUDE, IM STOKED!!...

Brosis, hit the bong. Fill the cross legged sitting space between your legs, like a witches pot steaming over. *Does it* *user comes in to inhale bong rip crotch smoke through both nostrils* Comes up and blows it into her mouth while slipping hand down her Invader Zim pj bottoms.

Well, there's two of us. I'd feel right in assuming we could do with one more dude-bro. Hey dude-sis, go into the ass crack of town and check all of the alleys until you find a bohemian hippy with dreadlocks. Tell him to get a job bussing tables, and I'll start looking for a $300 per month apartment in the budget part of town.

I DUNNO DUDE, CANT WE JUST LIKE SMOKE AND CHILL AND VIBE, AND IF IM SUPER HORNY ILL LET YOU KNOW, ... IF I CAN GET UP, ... BUT IT MIGHT PASS, ... OR I MIGHT TAKE CARE OF IT. ... BUT YOU CAN BRING IT UP SOMETIMES IF YOURE REALLY FEELIN IT DUUDE, AND I CAN BE LIKE YEA OR NAH... CANT YOU JUST SMOKE ME UP SOMETIMES CUZ YOU FEEL LIKE BEIN COOL OR CUZ IM SUPER CUTE, DUUUUDDEEE?? ...

Invader Zim pj bottoms. Im dead. .cryingemoji

We'll shotgun those together too, I'll switch on the EDM playlist over the Beats speaker that you stole from your old best friend, then I'll switch on the laser point party lights that aim at the walls and ceilings. You can see the beams through the smoke. Hell, I can hardly see your ass as you walk five feet away through all of this smoke!

WAAAIITT... DUUDDDEEEEE? WHAT HAPPENED?? ... HAHA?
BUT DUDEE, ...LIKE, WHAT IF I FIND A BASS PLAYER? OR A BARISTA? OR A BARISTA WHOS A BASS PLAYER? ...
... AND WE SMOKE AND CHILL ..... AND I DONT COME BACK FOR FOUR DAYS?? ... HAHA??

Stop acting sleepy, you're killing my vibe! This is sativa we're smoking. The visuals are sweet when we fuck and you know it!

>Come on now. No sucky no smokey.

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Barista whose a bass player, you think best while stoned my man-sissy. Shit, bring him back to the pad (stoner chicks bedroom at her mothers house) and see if he can bring some Starcucks(TM) coffee grounds. We'll try to put them in your mom's Keurig refillable K-cups.

WHOOOAAHHH, DUUUDE, YOU HAVE LIKE THE DANKEST HIGHDEAS, BRO
WAAIIITTTT.... WHOS HAIR IS BURNING?
OH WAIT THATS MINE!! HAHA ...

Shit, that smells like ass! Have you been using that organic horse cum conditioner from the farmers market? Shit, or did you knock embers out of the bowl into your lap, burning through Zim's eye on your bottoms into your pubes? That's hot, I'm glad you stopped shaving everything, you're gonna let me smell your pit tufts when you try on those Hot Topic shirts, right? Oh ya! you don't use deodorant either, a bit of witch hazel slapped on the pits then out the door, I can't wait. Lemme eat ur hippie muff and natural ass. Eating ass is rad and you know it!

I regret never smoking weed now. Thanks assholes