>look for amateur latina porn on xvideos
>see endless videos of skinnyfat little dick Mexican manlets fucking bitches
How do they do it Jow Forums? And how do you fuck women without going through the whole courting thing? I just want pussy.
Look for amateur latina porn on xvideos
drugs. also they just ask instead of being pussies.
>drugs
This is always the explanation you guys give when women fuck somebody you don't think is attractive. There's no way all of these girls are on drugs.
Also how do you just ask without coming off as thirsty or creepy? You're giving reddit tier advice right now.
>just be cool
don watch amateur russian porn then. its aryan goddesses getting fucked by literal subhumans
Smoke weed with a girl and try flirting and touching her.
If you dont get it you dont get it.
>And how do you fuck women without going through the whole courting thing? I just want pussy.
I go clubbing with friends, bonus: if I'm in a good mood I'm very expressive and articulate like a motherfucker. Chicks notice me, start throwing me looks, some just outright walk up and introduce themselves, some just come up close and start dancing around me or grind to no end. If I don't behave like a total retard in that phase, it's basically a done deal that we'll fuck later.
>smoke weed with a girl
More vague reddit advice. And where do I find this girl, user? How do I get her to smoke weed with me? Do I just go up to a girl and say "hey do you want to smoke weed?"
Yeah, great advice Norman.
They're fucking losers. The girls I mean, lower class women are way less picky when it comes to looks, because the same attributes that make them impulsive, short-sighted, and dumb make them much more sexual.
if u seriously think fucking girls is all about looks, you are a socially underdeveloped dumbass. inceltears is mostly right.
>Also how do you just ask without coming off as thirsty or creepy?
( again) Never ask; I'm not even pushy about it at all, so I guess "just be cool" is a thing. I'm just chill, but suddenly we are making out, I don't even know how it happened but shit escalates, then it's "wanna come to my place?" I'm "yeah sure, why not, it's over here anyway", and I will also totally say shit like "Show me your sofa, I can sleep on that" despite all evidence to the contrary, then they giggle and I get dragged into her bedroom. Fin.
That's all just casual fucking though, most of those are no good for anything serious, fucking hoes, right?
holy shit man this
wtf with russian porn? they have 10/10 angelic looking teenage qts that look straight out of some roman painting, getting ANALED by some mongoloid. they always do anal too, every single time.
russian milf porn on the other hand has some nasty looking babushkas in it with saggy titties, disgusting
>And how do you fuck women without going through the whole courting thing? I just want pussy.
Start by going to places where this mindset is the norm for practice first, then you can move on to try it on random girls you like.
>What places?
Nightclubs, concerts, clubs, swinger clubs, bars (the ones where people go to party), social events where people drink and/or are more open.
Try to pick up on cues girls give off in these places. See if they look back, if they smile back, these sorts of things. Approach'em, make a move without much delaying, they're there for the same reason as you.
Start by going a few hours after the place is already open, that's when groups will start splitting up and people will already have had some drinks (to loosen up). Build a circle of people you can enjoy the night with when you get a dry spell (it's easy not to, but it can and probably will happen, especially at first).
Don't only approach girls, approach everyone you find interesting. Make friends, build social skills.
Then, after you're landing pussy in the slutty places, start trying on other girls in other places. Be more subtle though - in most other places things aren't expected to get sexual, but by then you'll probably know how to read the situation.
>I'm shy
No one knows, and no one you see in these places will remember you the next day, so you can just practice and sperg out as much as you want to.
>Things to watch out for:
Girls that are already taken (scope out for boyfriends/orbiters first - girls that come in with and are around other girl friends are usually single and end up looking for D after a while) and being a drunk asshole and getting banned.
The thing I hate about Normans who try to give advice on women is that they always start at the end of the story.
>I'm just chill, but suddenly we are making out
Do you not see how this can be annoying to someone who has never had a gf let alone had sex before? So you're just "chill" and eventually you're making out? This is why PUAs make so much money, because they put in the effort to break down all the steps to you. Normalnigger advice is just "take a girl to your house bro and take your dick out lol"
Even more interesting, most child porn comes from Russia and pedophilia is extremely rampant. Women there lose their virginity long before puberty.
>Other things that help starters:
>Dancing
You don't need to be a good dancer, just enough not to look like a convulsive epileptic. Puts you closer to girls on the dance floor, easier for the ones that are hunting to approach you.
>Liquid courage
Especially if you're shy. Know your limits though, don't go full drunk, ever. Watch out for offers from strangers too. Know where your drinks came from.
>Looking your best, and looking open
Don't stand there like a plank. At least keep a drink handy and have an open body language/posture. Girls are more prone to approach in these places too, so make it easy for them to know you are approachable.
Look at this normalfag's advice This is how you properly give advice to a robot user. Give advice that's actually applicable, something I can go out and put into practice. Not just "make a girl magically appear on your couch user lol idk"
>And how do you fuck women without going through the whole courting thing? I just want pussy.
Buy a sex doll
>make a move without much delaying
How do you do this? I'm pretty alright at talking to people but how do you make things go from a friendly pleasant conversation to "I want to fuck"? That's where I get lost. All my conversations kind of devolve into "well it was nice talking to you"
I know most, if not all of the robots who come here don't want a roastie clubslut girlfriend or wife.
But the whole point is to practice. What separates the normies from the robots is the fact that they have had exposure and practice. Most robots have created mental blockades that prevent them from going out there and actually trying to get things done.
Most normalfags are pushed by their peers and friends into situations where they can get started easy.
Just look at the high school (nowadays even middle school) partying culture. It's all made so that people can practice and experiment, then take the social skills on to their whole lives.
Good news is: It's never too late, due to the very nature of these baby steps and places.
Even if you're a 40 year old sperg, do whatever. Try it out, experiment. No one will remember you the next day anyways, and the experience will stay with you, so you can do better next time, until you actually have social skills.
Yes, these places are stinking pits of degeneracy.
Yes, they are full of roasties and sluts.
Yes, they are absolute shit for anyone looking for any kind of intellectual stimulation or true love.
But they're the starting point (and for some, the whole way) for people to be social with no consequences.
Bro...if you don't even know how to talk to people start there then work your way up to a woman
I suggest a customer service job
>Bro...
Did I say I didn't know how to talk to people? Or did I say I don't know how to get a girl to smoke weed with me? The funny part is, you know exactly what I meant, you just don't have an answer, so you switched around my question to something that you had an answer for.
>I'm pretty alright at talking to people but how do you make things go from a friendly pleasant conversation...
You don't. Not yet.
Baby steps.
You need to open the conversation with flirtiness and sexuality, and keep that all the way through. That's what I meant by not delaying too much.
When you approach a girl in a club, she knows what you want. If you try going "pleasant" and "friendly", she'll just label you as a pushover and either:
>lose interest and move away/tell you off
>push herself on you in case she's interested
You need to learn one thing at a time.
Learn to be sexual and flirty first, then you try mixing both up to lead up to something. Hence why these places full of horny people are great practice.
Once you know what you're doing however, it's just a matter of leading the conversation towards implying you're interested in the girl, then pushing it to flirtiness/sexuality as you measure her openess to it.
and those goddamn ivans have the nerve to call the west degenerates
get a social life
Ok this might be a reddit advice for you. But you wont get another advice here that actually will work
good luck
>they're there for the same reason as you.
This is one thing I'd emphasize. One of my issues growing up was that I felt like I had to trick a girl into having sex with me or i had to sneak my way into sex with her. If I asked for her number, I'd be exposed and lose the game. If I made it obvious I wanted to fuck, I was exposed, I lost. It wasn't until I saw how thirsty for dick some girls were with my Chad friends that I fully internalized that women want to fuck, too. If she likes you, trying to fuck her will just make her like you more, it won't ruin anything.
I have one, user. It helped me make friends, not get pussy. But thanks for more inapplicable vague reddit advice.
>If she likes you, trying to fuck her will just make her like you more, it won't ruin anything.
Absolute word.
And if she doesn't like you, trying to fuck her will just expose the fact that she doesn't like you.
Her loss, not yours. Move on to the next.
autism: the post
orginalss
>you called me out for my meaningless shit meme advice that can be found on yahoo answers that means you're autistic
You are mostly just seeing the more native girls getting fucked in the small shittyerish towns.
In a small town 20min away from the city the girls tend to be more slutty mostly because there isnt anything else to do but to attend to parties and hang out and do sexual shit since you cant even do any fun criminal stuff.
I lived in Mexico for 2 years and I travel there often.
Small town more native girls are crazy.
I remember my first time no internet, no car, nowhere to go. Went outside two blocks away to get a burger ended up joining up with this group of teens who just hung out in the streets and dicked around. Group of 7? guys and 9 girls.
Ut was a good time just hanging out drinking and girls flirting a lot. There literally isnt anything else to do but to drink in the streets and flirt and fuck girls.
There really isn't anything else to do..
Sounds like I'm moving to a shitty Mexican town. Doesn't seem much different from American ghettos though. Kids sitting around with nothing to do so they just fuck and do drugs and fight.
all the chads die during ww2 and the most mongoloid motherfuckers survive
I think the issues user has with your advice is valid. You realize you're on a message board full of socially isolated virgins, right? The advice you give to your normie friend who doesn't have much luck with girls wont work for the people here because they're a totally different case. I understand your advice because I've worked myself out of being a robot and became a normie, but I've also been a robot so I know how frustrating your advice can be. It's like the "just be yourself" meme. When you really understand what it means, it's good advice. But to understand what it means, you have to be at a certain point in life. A robot or incel won't be able to do anything with "just bee yourself".
When you say things like this, it makes robots angry because it feels like information is being withheld.
Would you guys read a guide for practicing and getting a better social life if I wrote it?
In robots' terms, coming from a guy that understands you?
Not a book mind you, just a few pages worth of an JPEG/PNG or a PDF for uploading.
Can you give an example of how you're flirty? Is it all physical or stuff you say?
OP here, I'd read it. I need all the help I can get. Just make sure you really know where robots are coming from though. I hate when I try to get advice from some online dating guru who claims to have been an autistic most of his life only to find out that he lost his virginity when he was 16.
Keeping child porn over there is legal. It's pretty gross, honestly they are basically white arabs.
Why is it so hard to open your mouth? Like it feels so impossible to say that word you have it on your mind in a social circle. I can deal with talking to one , two persons but a group of people it's impossible. What can I do to be more talkative?
I honestly don't understand why North Korea and Russia don't evade sanctions by profiteering off the sale of cp. It's the easiest ways for states to make millions or billions of dollars in secret
You don't have to focus on the entire group. Start conversation with one or two members, and others will enter it if the topic is interesting or fun.
Otherwise, give your own insights, comments or opinions on the current topic.
I've been working on something similar
This is what took me the longest to get. After you put your desires in the open, they will be satisfied or rejected. Either way you have closure. Never saying shit is a one way ticket to friendzoneville
Looks kind of long user...
I was thinking of doing a 3-4 pages, size 16 font quickstart tips and tricks thing.
I think the last thing robots need is charts, tables, theories and strategies to be thinking about when talking to people.
It is pretty long but I wrote it for myself. There aren't any graphs either, that picture is a screenshot of a girl saying she'd be open to getting fucked in the ass if a guy got her drunk first. That part was about me getting out of the mindset that I picked up that said that it's rape if you fuck a woman who has been drinking. There's a difference between a girl who has had a few drinks and her inhibitions lowered and a girl who's passed out on the floor.
I understand. Was like robot also some time. But you can't give any other advice but maybe a therapy or psychpharmaceutics that also might realy help. But blame all the normies, women and stuff won't bring you forward in any way
Both. Negging is a complete meme, but being a (tiny) bit of a dick to her (all in good fun) is important, just a couple jokes you know, banter.
Eye contact is super important. Don't stare at her eyes like an idiot, but if your eyes meet (as they do in conversation) hold it for a bit, and if she doesn't look away you don't.
Then this is probably an advanced move but if you get to this point without backing out, if you're standing close enough to each other and you're looking at each other uninterrupted for long enough (couple seconds really), well at this point you've pretty much done it, you can just go ahead and kiss her (preferably not mid sentence, although it can be done).
Or maybe take her hand, or put your hand on the small of her back (not the ass though).
Ooh, I understand.
Fair enough.
And yes, there's a lot between drinking some beer and actually getting drunk. Girls like to blur these lines to their legal convenience when they want to get back at dudes or just be shitty people.
Usually it starts with words. Lewd topics, comments implying things, playful teasing.
This is where most guys tend to get shy and back away out of fear. The tension is palpable when people are being flirty. The thing is: If the girl has been responsive enough for this tension to even exist, she's down.
It can be scary at first, but this tension is what you need to keep going to escalate. Don't worry too much about saying the wrong thing, just keep the current disposition (by being flirty, being lewd). This is half of the way gone.
I don't see anyone in this thread blaming women or normies, I really just saw one guy who was giving bad advice.
The "maybe therapy/drugs will help" thing is also something unhelpful that normies like to say. I didn't need therapy or medication to stop being a robot. I didn't need therapy to get pussy. I just needed good advice and guidance.
You have to put your balls on the table. Like Joey Diaz says, "it's either blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother".
>>look for amateur latina porn on xvideos
I like watching them get fucked in the ass
Actually now that you mention it it's not.
But in the States there is crime to commit. I felt safer in that small town at night than I did here in my own town walking the streets at night.
Back there there was a night life every day. Everyone eating dinner here or there everyone walking to and from. Vendor stalls for food every so often. It was pretty cool to see people out at 10pm.
Mexicans sleep late and wake up 100% refreshed in the morning and I have no idea how the fuck they can do that.
I remember in high school some Mexicans uploaded a video to xnxx, they were in like 9th grade but then again they were probably all 20 by then.
(I could never find the video, but apparently one of the teachers wives uploaded a porn video of her cheating on him after he beat her, also someone from a grade above me did porn, Cara Sky was her name, she quit after she got face fucked too hard).
reverse image search told me this was fun. Where is this picture from?
This is so foreign and incomprehensible to me. Like if I were to explain particle physics to you.