It's that time of the year again, it's time for the Jow Forums Secret Santa thread! These megathreads will each be numbered and new ones should only be created when they've hit the limits. I'll be staying active as much as I can, doing small giveaways via wishlist purchases or amazon gift card codes.
>HOW DOES IT WORK? This secret santa is based on Amazon.com wishlists, which you can make by registering an amazon account and adding items you want.
>Hey Sandler, it's November, why are you doing this now? This is when it's always been started, alongside other boards. It's to ensure things will arrive by christmas because USPS will be taking a fat christmas shit, I assure you.
>Sandler, can't I be doxxed by this? Amazon Wishlists, when set up correctly with the image provided, do not show any information except the nickname you put on the list, your state, and your city.
>How do I enter? Simply get the ID for your wishlist and post it, from there people can copy and paste your wishlist code and make purchases.
>How do I assure I'm buying something for a robot, and not a scammer or roastie? You have to make the judgement of lists to buy off of. I would suggest finding patterns in what people have in their lists, the kinds of products they have in their lists, and so on. Do not make a purchase for someone if you don't want to, it's as easy as that.
>Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us! And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all.
Remember to have a good time, a lot of us don't have much else going for us in the year, so this event can be fun if you follow the guidelines and tips. Remember to post images of whatever you get so we can make new compilations. THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=9b8dT_OpHuQ
Pic related is how to set your wishlist up so that people can buy you things.
THINGS TO IGNORE: >heh, you fuckin idiots...last year i got an epic haul by making fake addresses and got tons of gifts for free...im doin it this time again too :))))
>look at all these things you guys bought my baby, that i totally didn't buy off my own wishlist and post pics with to fuck the thread up!
>god damnit this shit again??? clogging up the top threads of r9k, how else am i gonna see 10 trap threads?????
>DISCORDS DISCORDS DISCORDS
If we notice particular shitposters via their amazon wishlists, I'll add them to an "avoid these IDs" part of this second post. Remember to ignore obvious shitheads, list spammers, and anyone you don't want to buy for. Only spend money if you have it to spend, and you pick a person you think deserves a gift.
Decided to do the thread today instead of the 20th like I mentioned earlier this month, I figured everyone will be on even if they're working since it's a holiday week. How have you all been since last year? Giveaway soon.
Jaxson Jenkins
I got dovewing's slience from a user, thanks again
Hudson White
My life gets worse every year. I don't want 2018 to end. 2019 will be even more painful
Kevin Smith
If anyone happens to have the compilation images of gifts from last year, could you please post them? My dumb ass forgot to save them earlier this month in the "it's coming" thread
Isaiah Brooks
I don't know what it is about 2018 but this year has felt like 5 fucking years combined, I actually can't be convinced it's coming to an end
Cameron Carter
Probably the fortnite craze that never ended
Henry Evans
I saw a thread the other day about how the whole tide pod thing was back in January and since then the whole year was a fornite floss dance blur
Noah Nelson
First giveaway of the year starts at 1:30PM EST, whoever answers a question correctly first while also posting their wishlist link will get an around 10 dollar item off their list
Jordan Gray
I guess I'll be the first to post a list a.co/eIwdZIR I've been too anxious to start the thread but I've been thinking about it for the last couple of days. Thanks Sandler, nice to see you back!
Jaxon Evans
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH BOYYYYYYYY SECRET SANTA THREAD!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN HYPED AS FUCK!
Nicholas Kelly
Thanks, I'm glad to be back. Enjoy the cute light for being the first poster
Sandler you kind hearted soul. I love you dearly and deeply.
Chase Martin
Holy shit the tide pods meme was this year? I thought it was 1-2 years ago
Adrian Morales
GIVEAWAY #1: The first person to post their wishlist link (barring those who have already won or been bought for) AND correctly answer this trivia question get a ~10 dollar gift off their list.
The best fast food sandwich is the (blank)
David Sanders
Hey man, I remember going to work near holiday season and seeing your threads every morning while browsing on my free time, never did participate but it was a good little ritual. Things have been going great with a few ups and downs inbetween but I manage, hope the year's been good to you and that you guys have a great time this year as well. Cheers and sorry for the blog post.
These threads will start filling up when people realize what's going on. The first ones always the slowest. And the last ~5 when they finally start to die out
Logan Barnes
The year was pretty alright for me too, glad to hear you're doing good as well. Seems like more shit is popping off all the time as far as media/news and if you ignore most of it you live a lot better.
Julian Price
Yep, that's how it's gone the last few times, I was expecting it which is why I put up a giveaway right away. I plan to make threads to a certain date no matter what, no matter how slowly or quickly they get posted in.
William Nelson
I honestly can't believe how swiftly this year went by.
Elijah Edwards
I just need memory for my Nintendo switch, im the person who got Dovewing's slience. I still appreciate it.
(This isn't a sob story but now I don't have to go to Barnes and Noble for dovewing's slience)
I wish I could just mail you a microsd directly. I have an extra one because I had to sell my switch to pay rent :(
Adrian Mitchell
Just wondering, are you the original sandler? If so, how do you have the willpower to keep doing all of these?
Jayden Collins
You are kind user. I could post a wish list, but honestly it'd be better if a poorfag user got his gift instead. Thanks for bringing hope to this shithole place.
Christian Garcia
I am, and I really don't have much else to do all year. It's something to look forward to no matter how chaotic it eventually gets
Lucas Parker
I've been looking forward to it for a while. These and the goodfeel threads are what keeps me up and running. When you stopped making them, I was one of the people who kept it going for a little too long. I think we made it to almost 70 threads. I even still have the template. I think I'm going to go into the archives and grab some lists from last year
Your templete was fantastic, I only used this current one because I never saved it. If you can find any cool pictures from last year, please post em if you're willing, thanks!
Cooper Myers
What do you want me to look for, exactly? I'll do some digging for a bit.
Josiah Hernandez
I made a thread earlier this month saying I was gonna do it around this time of the month, and someone posted the compilations of gifts from last year. If you could find those it'd be great, I have no clue where they are.
hey guys if i put protein on my list this year will anyone actually get me it?
Colton Gonzalez
Depends on how much it costs
Jose Baker
It's all just life. I put a switch up in my wishlist but anyone buying it would be a godsend in my eyes. I don't expect anyone to get something like that for me.
Does this image work? I had to cut some because size reasons but I'll try and find some more
Wonder if that single mom user will be here to get shit for her kids
John Cruz
going through all these arts and stuff in the old threads really makes me want to add some watercolors and stuff to my list.
Brody Young
Going to be doing a different style of giveaway a little later, I'll be dropping in an amazon gift card code with a letter or number missing and it'll be up to whoever wants it to solve it and redeem it first. A warning post will go up a few minutes before.
Charles Perry
amzn.eu/e7n03jp Hope every user gets something cool this year
ok, what exactly is wrong with using discord to discuss these threads and the holidays? why the fuck does it concern you?
better question is why you insist on using a tripcode and name for literally no reason, insert your name into the thread opening and you act like you invented Jow Forums secret santas? you constantly seek attention and you were anxiously waiting for these to start again because its the only way you get attention in your pathetic life. drop your trip you're not special, and well have a discord if we want
fucking faggot
Logan Russell
I don't know what to say, but here's my list of almost no items that I almost want: a.co/c94q4kS
Bentley Perez
Not only are you a complete fucking idiot, but the guy you're replying to doesn't even have a trip.
David King
1. Not using a tripcode. Fucking retard. 2. We did it last year and it was a complete shitshow. I would know. I made the fucking thing. 3. Sandler didn't invent the SS's but he certainly did more than most. He gifts, does giveaways, and keeps this shit active. Fuck you.
David Fisher
explain what exactly makes me a fucking idiot what i said is 100% true
Levi Hill
Cash, alice, and welshanon are all names I'm hoping to see again. I saw welsh in the thread earlier this month.
Christian Nguyen
who the fuck are you? i was in the discords and i will remember who you are
i have done giveaways and gifted others, and bumped threads as well only difference is i dont need to constnatly have a tripcode and mention it 50 times throughout every thread to try and get r9k famous
Easton Martin
I was friend alex. Before you know, everyone started to attack me for the tripcode. And the discord. And pretty much everything else. People started hating my name so i dropped it.
Welshie was a great guy. I really liked talking to him. Glad to see his illness didn't get the best of him (at least I think it was him with the illness)
Aaron Lewis
>alex
Lmao you were that annoying beg fag that kept trying to impersonate and jack other anons lists
Elijah Sullivan
I think Welshanon was the guy who inherited money from his dead mum. Fuckers started taking advantage of him.
Lincoln Bennett
and here we go again with the attention seeking you didnt start the fucking discord some other sperg did and then you made a new one
the problem is YOU tried to get other people to listen to you regarding the secret santa threads, you tried to tell others when to stop, when to post them, etc. when , just like sandler, they don't fucking belong to you
the discord wasnt the problem, people haveing a place to discuss the r9k secret santa and the holidays wasnt a problem, it was YOU and YOUR ACTIONS
Alexander Johnson
>the discord wasnt the problem Yeah, it kinda was.
Wyatt Kelly
explain how people having a chat room is a problem you ignoramus
Chase Nguyen
See, this is the issue with the discord. It caused shit like the constantly. This is the issue. I liked the discord but I don't want stuff like this to happen again. Can we just drop it here and continue with the thread?
Nathaniel Morales
Dropping an amazon code missing a number or letter at 3:30 EST, hope you'll be ready
Zachary Barnes
i can't participate in these but i enjoy these threads every year. i made it my way of celebrating christmas
Brayden Barnes
Just ignore him and everything will go smoothly.
Zachary Adams
drop your link, user! I want to get someone something!
Its my first christmas completely alone. Im kinda scared.
Daniel Barnes
I'm going to be doing a contest of my own when this thread starts filling up. Right now there isn't really anyone here.
Nolan Long
you're still not explaining the issue because there isnt one. the problem was with who ran the discord and how they acted, not with a discord itself just because you cant probably explain your opinion?
Logan Campbell
Here you go, user! Sorry I don't have much cash at the moment, but I hope you can enjoy the little things!
