Look who finally decided to come out from his cave!
Look who finally decided to come out from his cave!
Why is their a door on the stair case going down?
>Yooo user whats up
OP is retarded, he just doesn't know it yet
The feel when your door is on the ceiling
Pull up your zipper user!
Did you dry your hands user?
I like to imagine that the caveman is a giant with a giant door and he's looking down at his regular human size family in this picture
>his cave
>Hey user, you should meet you brother Chad gf.
>user, Why don't you have a gf yet? Are you gay?
>Son, it's ok if you're gay.We just want to know
>It's all about personality!!!
>You eat weird user.
>Did you just assume my gender REEEEEE
>How's the job search coming? On the news they said there are so many jobs that companies can't find enough people to fill them!
>Your brother is at his girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving. When are you going to introduce us to yours?
*snickering from all around the table ensues*
>Be me stoned
>randomly go into a house
>"user you have changed come have a seat"
>mfw yeah Im user
>mfw free dinner
>door opens
>mfw there is a fat fuck with his mother in the door
>mfw its the real user
Still free dinner
Only if it was about job, I have a job and a house. But every single time I see them is always about me getting a gf. They take it to the point were they recall stories of how many gf they had.
>mfw user`s sis fall in love with me
>mfw user remains silent the entire night
>mfw i`m the center of attention
>mfw everyone remembers my name and ask for my number
>mfw user`s uncles can`t remember his name
Christ
>They take it to the point were they recall stories of how many gf they had.
*uncle bill proceeds to share pictures of his tinder conquests at the table*
>"How about that Trump!"
>"He sure is something."
He is standing on a stool/chair. His hand is gripping a coat hanger hook attached to a piece of furniture.
why is the door above the family? His the entrance to his room a dropoff or something? That'd be pretty cool.
THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I PUT UP WITH YOU PEOPLE.
>tfw you even the zoomers crack jokes at your expense
>I thought you were applying to Microsoft? Or Amazon at least, haha!
>But you're so good at comptuers! You're up there clicking away all the time!
>Aunt Claire: He's great with computers. He got my printer working last year. Even the guys at Best Buy weren't able to do that.
ummm Uncle Joe?
It's about time, user!
>tfw mommy and daddy take you out for your birthday
i wish my parents would take me out
bet they just pretend to care so i feel guilty about jumping in front of a train
You just know that food is bland as hell
I love how many cave threads are on r9k every holiday