Ask a femoid random shit, I guess

I don't have anything better to do with my life so guess I'm going to just leave this thread here and hopefully chat with some robots until I fall asleep or some shit
No orbiters allowed
Also you know the rules. Can't post tits because of them and because of the fact that I'm not a fucking camwhore but eh I digress.

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do you have an innie or outtie vag?

>fem-
SUKI DUKI NIGGER

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How does a successful man find the right one

I'm pretty sure I've got an innie.
Unusual inquiry but alright, user.

hi op i am also a woman
how do you feel about all the misogyny on here? what do you think of other femanons?

Be sure to shank me when you're done, please.
If you're talking about girls that are not complete sluts, I reccomend the quiet but intelligent STEM femoids. I've met quite a few and they're lovely as far as I can tell. Also female researchers of any kind tend to be lonely (unless they really don't care about science/their career in general. Girls raised in the countryside by a traditional family are nice as well but they seem to be rare. I don't know what else to tell you right now.

I honestly don't give a single shit about the misogyny. Most other femanons seem to be orbiter-seeking sluts (though there was only 1 exception). I dislike most femanons because of the way they behave.
If you were really expecting me to write a whole paragraph about "misogyny" then apologies for dissapointing you, I suppose.

What are your personal preferences for the opposite sex, specifically personality wise. Not standards or something but preferences rather.

dont worry, not disappointed. i even agree with you really, although i think the guys on here can be equally as spergy and obnoxious.

It's just kind of worked out like this overtime, why specifically is hard to say but most robots were /b/ fags first and then came here after a certain tipping point. Women, almost always, come here for attention, even if they aren't outwardly orbiter collectors.

Personality wise... I'd prefer someone that's independent since I won't be available at all times. I'd also like him to be intelligent. I don't really mind a bit of /hikki/. Thing is, I don't want him to gave massive anger issues. I can deal with people with anger issues but I do have my own limits, even if it may not seem like it at first.
Oh yes, the kind of person that can also get banter without taking it to heart would also be ideal.
Might be a lot to ask for but you asked for my preferences so here you go.

no offense but arent you the exact same way as the so called other women? youre flaunting your gender right now lol

Everyone on this mongolian throat singing forum can get pretty spergy and obnoxious, no exceptions.
^Also, this user is pretty right.

I'm guessing that you're not talking about OP (me) since I did not post that but you can have this image from my folder, I suppose.

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I have an innie, I'm not a slut user

Tell me about yourself :)

The misogyny is just wrong, but most other femanons are just attention whores so I understand

>Taller than me in heels
>Has a career
>Funny/witty
>Honesty
>at least a 6/10 face

I'm just answering questions not attention whoring

>I'm not a slut
That makes you sound like one, fellow femoid.
>Femanons are just attention whores
That applies to all of us then. That includes you
>One user asks an open question about an ideal mate (mostly personality wise)
>She lists mainly physical/career-related traits
Did you read the question fully?
>I'm not attention whoring
One of your previous statements contradicts what you have said.

can't even tell who's who anymore

>Ask a femoid random shit
Would you join a discord server where the purpose is basically platonic advice from the opposite gender? With rules against orbiting, harassing, and white knighting for both sides? Thinking of making a server like this but idk if any femanons would actually bother joining. Like I said it's NOT for attention whoring

OP here. Shall I pull a namefag so you can tell who's who?
Actually, fuck it. I'm pulling a namefag just this once.

Do you like Joji, Ms. Femoid?

I don't know how to talk to women of maintain eye contact.
How do I find a fembot gf to love? I can relate to fembots much more than dime a dozen basic bitches.
I'm not a neet, i have a career, I shower daily. I go to the gym five days a week, lift for three, though I am overweight still.

I do not have a discord, sorry. The idea of the server seems decent so maybe in the future I will (perhaps) join.

What do you think of femdom, femoidanon? Not just in sex but in general relationship and interaction as well.

I do like Joji indeed.
Fembots are quite rare to come by. There's a bunch of girls claiming to be fembots when they really are not. I get what you mean but sadly I am unsure about how you should proceed in order to find an actual fembot. You sound like a nice man so you won't have much trouble in that regard, I suppose. All I can say is that you should try contacting a few "fembots" and do your best to filter out the fakes. Be sure to not fall for the orbiting/"spending shekels for love" trap, though.

I don't have a strong opinion about femdom. I suppose it's not exactly my thing but I don't really mind it when others do it. I've been raised to not be a "femdom" so eh.

> (You)
>Tell me about yourself :)

Nothing special about me desu
Focused my life on my stem career
Made it to a top edecutive level in this company
I'm also a virgin and have no experience with dating
I have always been a tech geeky guy but not the regular nerd. I dont have nerdy hobbies I'm just into tech and cybersecurity
I'm a virgin and have no experience with women sexually or flirtatious

I sort of just focused my life on my hobbies, interests, and career goals
I do workout I'm just single and alone
Been thinking lately it's time to date but problem is any woman who has been around the block will know I'm not good with women

I did get female attention in middle school and high school but I was raised in a religious household so I never tried to fuck the girls at school
I'm also not a bad looking guy and people think I'm a Chad based on looks and the way I carry myself

I also feel like I should be honest here
I do have anger issues because my main life focus was career related and so I left my experience with women on the back burner
Feels like it's too late now
T. 29 year old virgin at top levels in the company hierarchy

So you like to be more equal or do you prefer submissive?

They won't talk to me, hence the issue. On Jow Forums they seem to hate all robots. At one point i couldnt leave my room so ive come a long way. Ive never hated women thougg. I wish I could just find one, I wish they would give me a chance. Thanks for the advice, I guess, I hope you're having a nice holiday.

I prefer to be either equal or slightly submissive, I suppose. I don't have much experience when it comes to relationships so I'm just saying what I consider myself to be as of now.

Original comment posting

I don't know what that is? so no

Guys who like serious femdom should honestly be put down, some gentle stuff is okay I guess, but not for me.

Keep trying, user. This sounds cheesy but there's chances that you'll find a fembot that will be willing to talk with you and eventually be your fembot gf.
Thank you and I hope you have a nice holiday as well, user.

Yeah thats what i expected. You're that croatian fembot aren't you?

Guys who want to murder people over personal preferences should be put down.

I paying someone 200 dollars to act out a mommy (as in actual maternal mothering, no porn, no saying I want to fuck you, no milkies, etc.) role-play I wrote for them as low as humanly possible or can I sink lower? I really just want to know when I've hit the bottom.

Every girl I interact with for any noteworthy amount of time I think of how it would be to date them (in a relationship atm) in some detail

do you/girls think the same? Don't have to follow the thought up, just have the thought at all

I'm afraid I am not the croatian fembot, apologies. I am from Europe, though.

Can't answer that so I'll leave that one to the other femoids.

Where you from?
Orign

I didn't mean to offend you guys into that stuff just aren't men in my opinion

Gross dude

Not at all, I consider most guys just people not just fucksticks. I only think about good guys :)

Thank god I'll never run into you.

I live in Britbongistan but I'm not an actual brit. Go a bit to the east of Europe and that's about where my home country is. And no, it's not Poland.
I wouldn't want to meet or even see myself either if I were another person so that's understandable.

When did you first find Jow Forums?
the original trail

P.S: I'm fully aware Poland is not in E. Europe but a lot of people seem to guess Poland.

>(You)
>Not at all, I consider most guys just people not just fucksticks. I only think about good guys :)

I would say I also think girls are people and not fucksticks but I guess my question sortve disproves that right? I should probably get that under control

About 5 years ago. I've been mainly lurking and I rarely even post.

Also fuck I forgot the namefag. My bad.

Got rejected by this girl about a month ago. Every time she sees me she smiles and acts super friendly. Is she just scared I'm going to kill her or something?

Can we be friends Por favor

I came here in 2007 originally, it was way better back then and had less manchildren

Depends. She might just be trying to make you feel better about the rejection by acting friendly. Did you do something to scare her? If not then no, she most likely is not scared.
I wouldn't be a very good friend since I tend to go into lonely hikki mode at random for no reason. Apologies.

Maybe she wants you to try again user

There's a lot of problems fucking up Jow Forums. Most can be pinned on shit moderation by moderators who don't follow the culture of each board and or phone posters that can evade bans in seconds by turning on airplane mode and getting a new ip. Back in the day ban evasion was annoying but it was just difficult enough that it was a barrier to normies retard shit posters.

Here's my question for you OP. How often do you get hit on, how often do you play into it and how often is it just annoying.

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Ban evasion is way harder that it used to be lying retard

What? Nigger you can evade a ban in seconds and continue shitposting on any phone how hard is it to turn on airplane mode and turn it off. A child can figure it out

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No it's not. You just have to switch IPs and clear your cookies.

>orbiter talking about what's wrong with Jow Forums
Smh

The only time I know I got hit on was by this guy that's from my country but lives in Britbongistan. I don't exactly play into it whenever that happens mainly because I can't tell I'm getting hit on most of the time (or I panic and just awkwardly smile when I do know I'm being hit on).
I mean, the guy from my country sometimes hugs me from behind and tries to but his face near mine which makes me feel very awkward and slightly irritated sinxe I'm not really into publuc displays of affection. Don't get me wrong, he seems fascinating to me, to say the least. It's just some of the things he considers sweet are a tad bit annoying.

Excuse the spelling errors. My english is getting sloppy.

No, I just said it was cool, and maybe we could do it some other time. I asked if she wanted to see a movie.
Thinking about that makes me nauseous. Why would I embarrass myself twice?

>orbiter
I have my own girlfriend and I don't give a single shit about this girl and her pussy. But how often can you just ask random girls shit

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Literally never, no guy worth anything wants me

What's your weight and height and race?

You know outties don't come from sex, right?
What's your favorite fruit?

>But how often can you just ask random girls shit
Any time on or normie trash

Then she is definitely not scared of you (unless she is very mentally ill). Feel free to try again. I don't know what else to tell you, apologies.

Shit nigger I was a robot virgin until 24 and I frequently came into this board. Not gonna stop because I finally net a single girl and you won't either.

I never go to those trash boards.

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5'0.5 103 lbs... extremely originally though

I'm a white 5'7 femoid that weighs around 54 kg.
Why would you want to know? I hope you are not an orbiter looking for someone to orbit. If not then whatever, there's your answer.

>you should literally be murdered
>i didnt mean to offend you
Nevermind you have a 50 iq. Keep going

I'm sure lots of guys are into you, you might not see it or maybe you don't want to see. There's guys for any girl unless you're like disfigured or something.

But you have no issue with trashing up this board with the shit that goes on there, kys

Go shitpost a tranny or bbc thread and do this board some real service

Persimmons, I'm a socal girl B)

Says the incel

I wish but where are they user?

Im not an incel lol. Do you not see how retarded you are being? Jesus

You are genuinely on their level.

I'm off to sleep. The thread will probably die until morning comes around but feel free to chat or argue (or anything in between) in this thread anyway if you wish.

Sleep tight puppperrino

I hope you choke in your sleep

Not much at all to ask and respectable preferences.

That wasn't op that was me.

>in heels

Wtf is this about. When did this new standard start appearing.

Would you fap to futa op?

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You don't shame men for their natural sexual urges, do you?

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Why are so many women against men watching porn?

>Femoid
Excuse me nigger this isn't r/fagcels