Greentext your Thanksgiving dinner
Greentext your Thanksgiving dinner
Jason Scott
Xavier Richardson
nah i'm good. make a better thread
Xavier Torres
Fuck off r/greentext karma-whore.
Brayden Ross
>I watched tv for 16 hours
>too lazy to get up and eat the frozen chicken pot pie I bought yesterday since I figured no one would be delivering food which is what I do every other night
Thats it
Eli Lewis
I will fuck your aunt this Christmas and there's nothing you can do about it.
Blake James
It was just me and my mom this thanksgiving.
Liam Sanders
>look who came out of his cave! hahahahhahah
>hello guys, good to see you again, it's been too long.
>eat
>excuse myself, go back to my room
>play some games
>every few minutes, a different relative comes and knocks on my door wanting a tour of my room
>give it to them because it's easier to oblige
>hid all my manga and had all my history books out
>finish giving everyone the tour
>back to playing games and posting here
Colton Reed
>it happened last month because I'm not an americuck
Lincoln Reyes
>slept in until 4
>dont leave room until 8 after i stop hearing people talking
>make bowl of cereal
>eat the bowl of cereal browsing Jow Forums
>????
Sebastian Barnes
>uncle has been drinking
>called my gay cousin a ball gargling faggot
>cousins husband slaps uncle
at least we weren't talking about our other cousins black boyfriend
Luke Hughes
Lol ok
>be me, 22
>go to cabin with parents
>brought my dab pen with me
>I niggerishly vaped the shit out of the new cartridge the day before thanksgiving
>tfw I had to be sober today
>tfw been thinking some real sad shit I cant even put into words
>I didnt even finish one plate, straight up told my mom her cooking was not good this year
Probably the worst thanksgiving ever. Just another holiday for making robots feel bad about themselves.
Austin Allen
>It was just me and my mom this thanksgiving.
What did she wear?
Brayden Turner
did you room still smell of stale cum and faps?
Asher Roberts
You are the most interesting person in this thread. How many people did your parents have over?
Levi Johnson
based uncle
this comment is original
Mason Torres
Rude. Have you considered not being an asshole?
Liam Rogers
>Ate a normal dinner with just my parents
>Going out to eat somewhere nice with my grandmother tomorrow
Pretty boring but I like it that way. No drama.
Jeremiah Miller
what kind of dab pen you have
Cooper Sanders
>watch football and drink all day with my dad
>he refuses to let me help cook but since he's drunk and has been hitting his bong all day it takes forever
>still tastes great, we stuff ourselves silly
>he's passed out on the couch and now I'm cleaning up even though I know he'd do that too if I let him
Overall pretty comfy.
Isaiah Young
>dab
i want a girl who dabs so bad
Austin Roberts
did you hit the bong too or are you "above that"?
Landon Lee
My dad had a friend over and I talked to him. He knows Korean, like I do, so we talked in Korean so I can insult my dad without him knowing.
Samuel Nguyen
There is no Thanksgiving in my country. Can you believe that?
I would love for my family to be at peace once in my life? It would be really incredible.
Godspeed, brother.
Connor Reed
>tfw teetotaler parents
at least my grandpa knows whats up.
Blake Hall
I don't do drugs. That's why I'm the "rebellious" child.
Ryan Adams
Have you considered that the thanksgiving dinner was just not good this year?
Voodoo. I could have gone to the dispensary half an hour away but my mom didnt want me driving her car. She says I can go tomorrow, but too late. Thanksgiving ruined.