Who here lost all hope ?
>30
>Work 2 shitty jobs AND still live with parents
>Been years alone and without friends
>Don't even enjoy alcohol or drugs anymore
>Just been getting fit lately and might join the military to do something
Anyone else in similar positions or got advice ?
Join air force. If you're smart and can ace t he asvap, shoot for a lower score so they don't pin you into the top tier jobs. Better to be intelligent in an easy job then stressed out in a hard one. You still get bbn paid the same anyway, and you're more likely to advance because your peers are dumber than you.
my turn
>25
>never had a job
>never finished high school
>cant even make eye contact with girls
>no friends
>what little family i have is dying/hates my guts
>9 diagnosed mental illnesses
>will be homeless if i dont get approved for neetbux in time
>live in an area where its below 30 degrees for 6 months out of every year
oh haha i forgot
>health is declining rapidly
>live in an area where its below 30 degrees for 6 months out of every year
This is probably the worst one. I FUCKING HATE THE COLD. IT FUCKING WEARS ME DOWN
Thanks will look into the air force. Seems better than other branches and apparently they take older people too. Anyone else wanna share ?
>30 yo
>joining the military
They won't take you user.
Sorry.
I'm 27 Will they take me?
Maybe, but you're pushing it.
If we were during the initial stages of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars they would take you both in a heartbeat but its peace time now so they are kicking people out and don't really need the extra bodies.
>42
>mother on death bed
>never had a job
>mother has no savings
>am severely over weight
what now
Your impending doom
Isn't 42 the answer to the universe? Shouldn't this be the year that I become my own hero?
You faggots think that anything past the twenty set of our number system is a worthless grandpa. You faggot fucks have OCD or something, to cut everything off at the first digit of a number bundle.
Unfortunately this isn't a movie user and reality is much more grim for those in your situation.
Hope you're collecting SSI atleast and your mum has life insurance you can get after she passes.
Comfort your mom, make her last minutes on earth as special as you can.
I don't even know what you're going on about. I was just stating facts.
If OP wants to be a welfare queen he can just join his local police department since they have even lower standards for letting people join.
>29
>Part-time job
>No savings
>Mental illness
>No friends
>Dial-up their internet
I just sleep most of the time, leech food then sleep more. Dreaming is my only hobby. Lucid dreaming I mean.
Dream, dream. Tomorrow is dead.
That's my motto while I was waste away my days.
OP said to describe yourself, not a liberal
You need semen retention user. you need to go 30+ days on semen retention (no ejaculation). Read reddit.com
Similar position to you op. But I'm female and 33. Its good you have been motivated to exercise, Ive been working out and feel abit better
i know what it's like op
>be 19
>no close friends just 20 or so people i talk to regularly
>never had sex or relationships
>addicted to porn and masturbate every day (sometimes even twice)
> never had a job
>parents made me go to college and paid for it even though i didn't want to
>nothing brings joy anymore
>have a god tier pc and shitton of games but never feel like playing anything
>already watched all the interesting anime
>tired of rewatching rick and morty
>everyone around me is an idiot
>extremely talented but too lazy to do anything about it
i just wanna end it tbqh. i never asked to be born
>been getting fit lately
Keep doing this OP. I was working out 5 days a week and my life started going in a really good direction. I stopped working out for 6 months and it all fell apart, so now I'm getting back into my old lifting routine.
For some reason when ever I work out a bunch things just start falling into place
Borderline oprah nonsense
>25
>stuck in a job i hate (wageslave)
>started to hate the carreer i studied
>years since a girl talked to me
>health declining
>increasing addiction to videogames
>less sleep
I'm just a dead man already
I've pretty much done the same. The road ahead of me looks like a dark place. I fucking blew it. I blew every god damn chance I had. And now it's basically too late.
Too be honest I'm probably just going to kill myself in 3 or 4 years. That's probably when things will be at their worst. I'm so broken beyond the point of repair I probably couldn't dig myself out of this whole if I had another lifetime to try.
>tired of rewatching rick and morty
>everyone around me is an idiot
>extremely talented just to lazy
just read this out to yourself and see how much of a fag u sound like
I was at same position as you, some time ago when I was 25. Went military too, but since I'm not American and had issues with law in past, there was pretty much no dedicated military than Foreign Legion. So I tried that. Spent year and some there, run away because I was too much of a pussy for it. Now I work security. It's not a bad thing at all, pretty much dead-end, but at least comfy one. If you have chance to some real career in military, go for it asap OP.
Of course they will, dumbo.
>30
>Join the military
You're going to have a big surprise if you're an Americunt
>Thinks reddit anecdotes are a credible source
Why don't you go back there you actual retard
No he won't in originalino sense.
And if OP would feel adventurous, then 39 and 6 months is an age limit for FFL.
Work 3 jobs.
In college full time.
No friends due to exhaustion
Failing college.
I'm close to droppings out.
>21 yo
>been a film maker for 3 years
>never had gf
>only girls I've fucked have been trashy
>depression and panic attacks
>can't make anymore friends
>put on a fake smile in public
>tfw
>22
>work decent job that pays well
>been years alone but with one friend who's a junkie
>don't enjoy alcohol or drugs, never have
>been getting fit lately
>decent looking
>live alone in single bedroom apartment
>kissless virgin, no gf and probably never will have
>don't have the balls to go to a bar on friday nights
>don't have the balls to make a tinder profile
>don't have the balls to approach women irl
>the thought of speaking to a girl terrifies me
>don't even know if I can even possibly get a girlfriend because I don't have the balls to try
>too ignorant to notice flirting even if someone did it with me, which I'm 99% sure no girl ever has
It's not all bad though, I got Fallout 76, so there's that.
>>addicted to porn and masturbate every day (sometimes even twice)
Fucking baby