/r9gay/ - #513

im not usually awake at this time of day anyway, its strange seeing it so quiet. Im gonna guess somewhere like poland

yup and no luck yet
looking for this

No bf because I am a robot

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>tfw skinnyfat
At least I've lost about 10-15lbs over the last two months, so I'm starting towards skelly mode

>r9ga-
*BANG* BANG*

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Do gaybots like assholes? (not literal assholes, asshole guys)
I ask this because I'm a rude asshole myself.

Day #10
>tfw no pennsylvania bf

ha...
good one

;-;

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looking for person whos ok with a chubby guy.
javelin#7746

>doesn't work

user..

;-;

Javelin #7746
try it with a capitalized J

btw im 19

okay well this thread sucks, can the normie contact whores stay in soc please

I think I'd be a cat if I could. I already laze around in the sun all day, I'm pretty aloof, I'd enjoy rubbing my face into someone, and pets sound very nice.

Fagbots, why do you like men better than women?

I personally like them better because I can connect better with men (less drama, no hormonal craziness), and because men haven't been corrupted by the weaponized rudeness of feminism.

*klack*

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I don't mind women, really. They're usually pretty nice to me, and since I never want anything from them, they're easy to deal with. They hold no power over me lol
I'm just attracted to guys, so that's why I like them more.

scandianon here, thanks but it looks bleak

Do you and your ex-bf talk?

ever wondered wow id really like a tall Scandinavian bf? well here i am, waiting for my below average height Scandinavian bf

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he's probably busy getting bumfucked by his new bf

I wish I can have a fluffy cowboy bf to protect me from hostile ppls.

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This is me (not literally)

>ever wondered wow id really like a tall Scandinavian bf?
Yes
>well here i am, waiting for my below average height Scandinavian bf
I knew that was coming, but I was still disappointed

Doubtful desu but sorry to hear that

looks like a 15 year old

I never realised how much cross-posting there was between here and /gaygen/

holy shit what is that wrist girth 3 inches?

it's legal in some places
it's only me though

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I wonder what getting a full body wax at a salon is like

not doubtful, they both live in the same city

>I will never have a bf to massage my sore shoulders
AAAAAAAAAAA

Doesn't mean they're doing it but sorry to hear that user. You will find someone close!

I almost posted something about this earlier.
I was in the shower, and I turned the water down a bit so that it came out as one big stream, and it felt nice on my neck and back.

>5'4
>growing up never muscular but not skelly
>usually gain/lose weight about 3 times because stress/debress
>currently ~135lbs
>thinking about getting in shape again
>want to be

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don't see why it wouldn't be user, you go

Women dont have penis and also have bobs

>another weekend ahead with me being alone

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h-hang in there, user
juts remember...

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New fag here
What constitutes an original comment

I am shit, old and unwanted. Hate this feeling.

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If anything has been posted on Jow Forums before, it's filtered, in the hopes of forcing out original content from people

Because men are the superior sex.
That's all there is to it.
If I were Christian and homosex was allowed in the church I'd thank God every day for making man.

How old? You're prob younger than me lol

AAAAAAAAAAAAH my penis is big enough to be considered "big" but not big enough to be considered "huge". I could be pulling size queens but not dice. Why does this bother me so much?!

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Thats fucking stupid
When will all of the things be posted

Post the good pictures

It's Jow Forums's whole shtick lol And almost certainly never. It's really not even something you notice after a while. It just forces you to be a bit more wordy in your posts

maybe be less picky, what's wrong with average height boys?

it's just what i am attracted to really

where is my cute smol boy pennsylvania bf to cuddle with me in the cold
and more importantly where is his discord

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Depends, how old are you?
Original

Why don't you expand your search to the entirety of the East Coast?

checkmate i will expand my search to east coast

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Cool, maybe I will see you around sometime

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but are you a cute smol boy willing to gib discord

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I wouldn't mind, but I should let you know that I'm not looking for anything romantic currently, and I don't want to give you the wrong impression

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dont cry pennanon, he'll be there someday...

HI IM IN PENNSYLVANIA

I don't live in Pennsylvania, but I want to steal you, just so >tfw no Pennsylvania bf user can't have you >:)

but im not smol..

im a rly long 6'3 boyo

;-;

lol I'm 5'8"

tfw no short ride on my back bf

that sounds fun, user! But I'm not short!

anything below 5'10 is short desu

I am perfectly average, thank you very much

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>manlets believe this
lmfao

Pic rel, kid

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What are you, a spic? only mexicans think 5'8 is average

i just want a pa bf...

why me

I am white, actually. Just not tall.

No I do not.
They have personalities, I hate woman, Penis > Axe wound, similar sex drives, willingness to relax and not obsess over status.
It is normal user they're memeing you.

are you smol or cute

even if i was laid down i wouldn't be able to get low enough to succ your pp shorty

>tfw no personality
It's a hard knock life

>It is normal user they're memeing you.
I know, I just don't know why race came into it

Don't know if I have the proper reaction image for you saved on my phone, but I'll pick out the best one I can find

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>>tfw no personality
you do user, though I mostly meant in a mental sense.
one guy with an open mind is a 100% improvement over a female with a laundry list of red flags.
>I just don't know why race came into it
Jow Forums and building tensions as racial demographics in the eu and us rise.
or just teasing.

I had the chance to have a bf but I cut him off because I'm not a faggot queer that takes pride in sodomizing a man

Am 28, 2 more years and it's over for me

Thanks, user. You seem like a real nice guy

nope, dont think itll ever happen user

I'm not working on it at all. Its not just a simple thing. You can't really force it.

>tfw can't meet anyone without them actually turning out to be assholes or having some ass backwards retarded opinions

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>turning 23 in two weeks
>feel like an old creep

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>tfw no too-nice-for-his-own-good bf

>tfw no Jow Forums bf to go to the range with

>ass backwards retarded opinions
elaborate what are some of those opinions?

Are you a bottom guy? Please respond

>23
>creep
yep, you're correct

mean
I would date a 23yo, user. Of course, I'm 20, so take from that what you will

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in that case, here i am user

You do as well, hope you find a good bf.
what if they take pleasure in it and you find pleasure in that.