hit me with your best pick-up line
Hit me with your best pick-up line
Dylan Wright
Liam Moore
"Sorry, I only date hookers. "
0regon
Nicholas Lee
You plus me equals baby baby
Blake Lewis
"I'm no weather man but I can tell you you're getting 8 inches tonight"
"ayy gurl u liek dargons? cuz imma be dragon deez nuts across yo face"
Dominic Adams
>i'm a pedophile, want to help make a child for me to molest?
Works every time.
Colton Richardson
>Anonymous 11/23/18(Fri)13:24:36 No.4944
>Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy, bb wnt sm fck?
>Works every time
t. Chad
Zachary Young
put the money in the bag
Aaron Wilson
hahaha this made me laugh, good one user
Alexander Perry
>"Clench your teeth user!"
KERSPLAT
Zachary Ward
>I'm the best thing to happen to fat women since black guys
Luke Edwards
>hi
>hey
>dtf?
only works for some people tho
Matthew Murphy
No! You ugly bitch. Get away from me!
Matthew White
>hey why the sad face?
David Collins
don't forget to ask asl too
Jackson Parker
This line works great with mares.
Julian Foster
Hey baby is your dad retarded?
Cuz you special
Jonathan Murphy
Are you a candle? Because you're so hot of the looks with you.
Adrian James
You know, I've never had a girlfriend but what I lack in experience I make up for in intensity.
Anthony Williams
>you're so hot of the looks with you
?
Hunter Miller
You're so hot I'd suck your dad's dick just to get a taste of the recipe you were made with.
Christian Butler
Did you have a stroke mid sentence?
Caleb Richardson
good pick up line user
Chase Young
On date with qt stick girl
>'Oh user, you seem like the tipe that doesn't go out too much'
>'naw, i preffer stay at home fucking sessions'
>*Nervous arroused giggles*
Pounded that pussyto hell and back a few hours later