Okay Jow Forums give me your best and worst school shooter achievements. I'll start the party with one.
School shooter achievements list
>I'll start the party with one.
Go on then mate, go ahead.
>10G - Glory Hole
>stick your dick into a victim's bullethole wound
>ISIS execution
Decapitate a student
>Hellfire
Burn someone alive with gasoline
>Necrophile
Rape a girl after killing her
>One Man Klan
Kill all the black students
>One Man Auschwitz
Kill all the Jewish students
NAZI Kill jews, retards and disabled students with WWII German weapons, wearing a Nazi uniform while playing hirtler's Nazi rally speeches over the school intercom
>No Survivors
Kill the entire school body and staff before killing yourself
>Bringing down the house
Use explosives or fire to make the school collapse
What I should get dressed to be real school shooter?
Pedos rape kindergarten.
Wait...happens daily.
natural selection shirt
>One man Klan
Actually pretty good
The Jewish One should be One Man Camp
Nice thread you got here OP
>What could have been...
As a /gsg/ regular, kill all non-whites
>Regicide!
Kill the principal
>Eugenics
Kill five special ed students
>Guess They Never Miss, Huh?
Complete the mission with 90% accuracy
>Supreme Gentleman
Publish a detailed manifesto
>Melons in Tahiti
Escape to a South American country
>Grinch
Carry out the shooting before Christmas Break
>Victory Royale
Kill all the Fortnite kids
>Pyrrhic Victory
Die in a shootout with the police
>Way of the Samurai
Retreat and commit seppuku after your spree
>Deus Vult
Kill all the middle eastern students
>Big Iron
Use a large caliber revolver
50G-Jungle Fever
Kill every nigger in 50% of classes
>>Victory Royale
>Kill all the Fortnite kids
>Bonnie and Clyde
Bring your dakimakura to school
>You need a lift?
Kill one student with a vehicle
>Deported to hell
Kill all the mexican students
>siege
Clear the school of all other people (hostages are allowed) and then survive and keep the police out for at least 24 hours
>Oh yeah
start shooting after crashing a vehicle through one of the school walls
>Anniversary Special
Do it on 4/20
>Two love birds, one stone
Kill Chad and Stacy huddling together in one bullet
>Friendly fire
Shoot another weirdo
not mine but some favorites
>well, this is awkward
once you make it inside you find out someone else chose to shoot up the school the same day
>bad timing
accidentally come to shoot up the school on a Saturday when nobody's there
>one man Klan
>one man Auschwitz
>supreme gentleman
nice lads
>>Oh yeah
>start shooting after crashing a vehicle through one of the school walls
I lol'd
>>Anniversary Special
>Do it on 4/20
>>Two love birds, one stone
>Kill Chad and Stacy huddling together in one bullet
Clever wordplay there
>just a prank
record it and upload it to the internet
>Bay of pigs
Kill all the white kids
>Day of the nerds
Kill all popular kids and free the nerds
>No Russian
Kill everyone bonus for Eastern Europeans
>Hot wheels
Use the cripples wheelchair to go around shooting
>Run Bobby run
Kill all skinheads
> Early Christmas present
Kill all goybook believers
>smooth criminal
Tap fire at least 10 people
>Janitor award
Kill everyone in a class
>...Knife!
Kill all the culinary students by stabbing
>1 and 19 more
Defeat exactly 20 cops
>Six Stars
Get the military to step in
>Because It's How My Parents Raised Me
Ask a student if they believe in God
>Honorary Heather
Kill three people with the same first name
>Blame Violent Video Games
Be shot by an armed teacher
>We Need to go Further
Be shot by an armed veteran who is patrolling the school in his armed mobility scooter
>Every Child a Gun
Be shot by a student's younger brother or sister who was visiting the school
>Group Project
Group up with others to make the shooting more effective!
>Eliminate the competition
Kill other possible school shooters in secret on the days leading up to your shooting
>A face in the crowd
Successfully "escape" the shooting disguised as another victim
'80s achievements
>I want to dance with somebody
Shoot at people's feet while they are up against a wall
>All Night Long (All Night)
Hold hostages for two hours after the school would have closed down
>Wake me up before you go go
Sleep in the school the night before
>Girls just want to have fun
Have a femanon accompany you throughout part of the spree as a personal hostage
>Tainted Love
Anally rape someone
>Everybody wants to rule the world
Read your manifesto at some point in front of a cowering classroom
>Don't stop believing
Run out of ammo, but still make people think you have some left
>Never gonna give you up
Kill yourself at the end, but take someone else with you using the same bullet
>Time after time
Do two school shootings
>Sweet Child O' mine
Kill your pregnant girlfriend
>Ebony & Ivory
Kill a black and a white kid within 3 seconds
>Rock me Amadeus
Force the school band to play
>(I've Had) The time of my life
kill yourself
>Tutorial
Before you shoot up your school practice in a kindergarten.
>Michael Jackson
Paint a black boy white and cut down his nose.
Literally i have the best laugh in months with this shit
>>A face in the crowd
>Successfully "escape" the shooting disguised as another victim
that'd be lame since youd have to stay hidden while shooting and thus cant stare into your victims eyes
> Battle Royale
Give kids guns and watch them dancing Fortnite dances
>1989
Wear an animal mask
>Black Friday
Kill all the black kids on Friday
>Police Brutality
Get a black kid killed by the police
>Art Lover
Rape the Arts teacher
>Hammertime
Kill 10 people with a hammer
>Nowhere to run
Lock all the exits before the shooting
>Speedrunner
Kill everyone within 15 minutes
>Too heavy
KIll a metalhead with a metallic object
>DJ
Have a song blasting through the speakers during your rampage
>Crime prevention
Kill a pregnant black girl
>Mortal Kombat
Pull out the spine of the other while shouting "FATALITY!!"
>Profit maximization
Start school shooting in an open day
>Pulling out is not safe
Creampie a girl then kill her
>It's never too late
Shoot up your school on a reunion
>Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui
Dress up as a true slav and drink vodka or rakia
>Right Wing Dead Squad
Kill all the skinheads
>Nobody cares
shoot up a school in a 3rd world country
>Counter Terrorists win!
dress up as a police officer and kill at least 5 muslims
>Maths: F
you don't have a single bullet left to kill yourself - the police arrests you
>Reparations
Whip a white kid to death while shouting a native American war cry
>It's the usual
Shoot up the school as a white person
>Break even
Kill multiple police officers
>White genocide
Force every white girl to kill themselves
>Hang on
Swing a black kid from a rope on the school roof
>Rumble In the jungle
Spray and pray all the Asian kids
>Calculator
Kill all the Asian kids with precision shots
>Zoo Keeper
Have all the black kids together in one room
>Plain Luck
Kill 3 kids with 1 bullet
>Ironic
Get killed by another School Shooter
>F in Chemistry
Kill the Chemistry teacher
>Eco round
Use only a pistol
>King Of The Hill
Get at least 10 kills inside a room without letting anyone get in or out
>Don't bring the heat
Kill at least 15 people before the police arrives
>Making Bacon
Chop up the fat kid
>Silent but deadly
Bring a suppressed gun
>One Man Army
Survive for at least 3 days
>A taste of their own medicine
Kill any teacher with a book
>Ain't got time to bleed
Kill at least 1 person while bleeding out
>Not Today
Survive for one day
>Shoot to the beat
Shoot to the beat of the music you're listening
>Prime Cuts
Chop up all the fat kids
>Genghis Khan
Shoot up two schools in one day
>Victory Royal!
Kill everyone in the school (you don't count)
>Battle of Attrition
Hold the line for two days or more
>War of Attrition
Hold the line for a week or more
>All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Only kill kids wearing expensive shoes
>The Patriarch
Kill only females
>don't bring a knife to a gunfight
Shoot a student who tries to kill you with a melee weapon
>21 Feet Rule
Stab a student who tried to shoot you with a firearm
>Memelord
Quote a meme during your shooting
>Last bullet
After running out of ammo, kill someone by throwing your weapon at them
>Saw it coming
Detect the police coming via CCTV or news broadcast
>Does it smell funny?
Open a gas leak, then have the police make it explode with a bullet
>Capturing the Intelligence
Burn or destroy all permanent and grade records
>Taking one for the team
Have your shooting be a cover up for a larger operation
>Rebel with a Cause
Do a false flag shooting
>Robin Hood
Let the nerds rape the thots
>Party Crasher
Start the school shooting on Prom Day
>Smells Like Victory
Burn at least 5 people
>The Can Be Only One
Kill a school shooter
>Co-op
Have 3 more people joining you
>Most Wanted
Have the US Army take action
>Righteous Crusade
Kill all the Middle Eastern kids
>Bloody Merry
Kill a girl and use her period as face paint
>Get Ze Flammenwerfer
Get over 100 kills by using incendiary weapons alone.
>Nobody Expects The Enola Gay
Detonate a nuke.
>Carrying On The Legacy
Before you die or are captured impregnate a female with your seed and let her live
>Tumblr wet dream
Kill all males in your school
>For the Emperor!
Keep shouting battle prayers from wh40k for the entire duration the shooting
>Bloody valentine
Confess to your oneitis during the shooting
>Alpha as fuck
Get to date your oneitis (note: requires Bloody valentine to unlock)
>Beta uprising
Force a Stacy to make out or have sex with a nerd
>It's high noon
Kill using only a revolver
>The nutcracker
Get 10 kills by shooting people in the dick
>the frozen throne
Kill everyone in the bathrooms
>rambo
wear only shorts, shoes and a t-shirt. no protection.
>Day of the Nerds
Really ? You couldn't have used some other word ? like revenge ?
>Believe In The Me That Believes In You
Complete your run using only a hand drill
>47
Kill your bully silently, with no other fatalities, make it look like an accident
>Bullet for My Valentine
Kill oneitis.
>Kage Bushin no Jutsu
Have a nigger take the blame.
>Its Only A Flesh Would
Kill 50 Students with a two handed sword by decapitation
>Ninja
Kill teachers silently with throwing knives before the shooting without getting caught
>Burn'n In Hell
Kill students in two classrooms with only a flamethrower
>Jow Forumsomando
Kill students with Russian or Slavic weapons while wearing acquired Russian or Slavic gear