Let's pretend we're reddit

mlem mlem blep smol

>go back to Jow Forums
this is the one they do when they aren't on reddit

edit: WOW rip my notifications haha did not expect this to blow up

>It's clearly your personality. If you weren't this damn negative all the time girls wouldn't find you so obnoxious. Fix that and you'll be popular with the women. Just look at me, Chad. If I can do it, anyone can.

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[pop culture reference]

>"/v/ is the best board"
>cool "insert random thing" greentext
>"Jow Forums is the heart/cancer of Jow Forums"
>"The NPC meme is very funny upvote!"

broken arms LMFAOOOO

>check out this thread simulator

>Haha 4 4channel is epic, we are finally free from Jow Forumstards
is this the ultimate cope?

>Jow Forums is the darkest part of the Internet, pure scum
>all pedos or people with sexual attraction to minors should be literally burnt alive and this is morally okay

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Reading this thread hurts.

Haha, nice reference to [pop culture]. Have my upvote!

Can we talk about how great reddit is?
Bought something and I thought I'd show it you, haha, I'm not flexing at all guys.

most of these are wrong impressions and you all sound really new.

Reddit, meet [pet name]!

oh look at mr. fancypants hogging all the karma here! I wonder which site you came from?

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"FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY" "FAKE AND GAY"

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>Not sure if this the right sub but [...]

you know for a bunch of faggots who hate reddit you all sure know a lot about it.

Poltards will finally be put into their place let that sink in!

*thanks for the upboats guys!!!

Unpopular opinion here: [states a popular opinion]

we don't necessarily hate it, just the normie culture it represents and its circlejerk karma system

Doggo heck oof blep kek!

EDIT: Why did I get so many upvotes?!?!

This guy reddits.

BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST SHOW EVER MADE AMIRITE LOL :P

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Hey [x of] Reddit, why do [annoying people] do the [annoying thing]?

Wow racist much?

Stop crossposting.

Go back to your containment board.

I'm so tired of seeing the NPC meme. Mods should ban it.

Why are incels so obsessed?

Why do you hate women?

POWERFUL.

yikes... what's with all the incels here? you guys are SO fucking toxic. i think im gonna go back to 4channel

most gen z posters came from reddit. They like this site because their helicopter parents won't let them say nigger.

>Have you checked out the new site called 4channel? I hear they have some dank memes xD

>Edit: Thanks for the reddit gold, stranger! Here, take my internets

FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION BUT ONLY WHEN IT SUITS MY ULTERIOR MOTIVES

Jow Forumsgreentext is the worsy fucking sub

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You sound Iike a NlGGER

>there's nothing funny about the holocaust, what's wrong with you
>-controversial political opinion- wow, you must be a sociopath

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To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at This is why we can't have nice things and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my first post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now

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my cancer just metastasized, thanks for that

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I know a lot of people who moved to Jow Forums from reddit and say it suits them much more. As for me, I only started lurking here a year ago, and before that I had almost zero internet presence outside of youtube comment sections.

Hey guise i hold an opinion that aren't allowed in this subreddt

Nice.

But without r9k filter

This. So much this. OP is gay

Fuck off back to r/the_donald.

Enjoy your downvotes incel

This is why I love reddit! Have some gold :)

Polfag please stop shitting up literally everything you touch. Just face it, you're not liked by anyone. Reddit, Jow Forums, anybody. Go back to your containment board.

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>Posts anything about politics
>As a X, I......
>Posts the NPC meme
>Yikes
>Cringe

Jow Forumseddit retards don't belong on this site, unironically leddit is more suited for you
you destroyed any semblance of what this site used to be, you along with leddit
I guarantee you the majority of Jow Forums browses Reddit

downvoted, mods ban this guy RIGHT NOW

Whats up fellow magapedes!

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An unpopular opinion of mine? Lol I really don't like bacon

lmao spot the Redditors who can't think for themselves.

"learn 2 crop"

>lol anyone who doesn't like racebait can't think for themselves
I don't have any problem with Jow Forums in itself but, like the trannies, stick to your board

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>not wanting cancerous political shitposting on every board means you can't think for yourself
you're a brainlet
Honestly if you're anything like most of Jow Forums, you're more of an NPC than anyone you claim are

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Reddit is about the post, the comments don't matter
Jow Forums is about the comments, the post doesn't matter

came here for the comments lole xD

>'Tis two thousand eighteen in the year of our fake lord, mother, orange man bad, can we get an F in chat?

>*Insert unfunny predictable quip about le funny image*

EDIT: Thx for the gold kind strangers

EDIT 2: OMG 400 UPVOTES THX SO MUCH

TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner.

comment onto orig9ino

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this is the most accurate one ITT

>Ok, am I literally the only one?

>edit: words

DRUMPF FINISHED! ORANG MAN BAD

DAE EA NOT THAT BAD!?

I HAVE TO PRESS ENTER TWICE TO GET A NEW LINE

Dude cancer isn't a joke. My cousin had cancer and now she's dead.

Edit: Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!

You guys sure do seem to know a lot about reddit...