How do you feel about being naked?

I have a penis. And I like to put it inside vaginas of naked females.

You totally ruined it for me lols. I was hoping you were some cute girl. I'll just go browse /soc/ layne's little blonde pussy is one the greatest things you could ever see :)

How many girls did you get to fuck in a German FKK club for real? I would imagine it's full of men? Are there really girl there who are cute and just let guys touch them up and fuck them?

That's really strange, I fapped to this picture earlier today

Depends whether you're a shower or a grower, even though everyone's running around with their bits hanging out most resorts still expect you to hide your erection or cover it with a towel until it goes soft again

Naked on my own is fine, but I wouldn't do that in public.
I'm fine going out shirtless where it's the norm, but I'm a grower and incredibly self-conscious about my tiny flaccid and still somewhat about my average erect size.

I'd like to give it a try one day, see if I an survive walking on a nudist beach or going to some nude sauna, but for that to happen I would need a much better physique to compensate, first.

Over 7 inches soft, and okay girth but nothing spectacular.

FKK club in this case means brothel. So I have fucked lots of the girls who are walking around naked.

girls shaving their bush should be a federal crime

If you're also toned then you'll be king of the nudist hill, have fun user

I'd have to shave my chest to meet the body standards, otherwise sure.

I go to a sauna place where being nude is mandatory pretty often, got no problem with being nude.

It's legal and quite common here
I don't like being naked so I don't do it

>FKK club in this case means brothel.
Do not expect all FKK places to be like that.

The one I go to is pretty strict and family friendly, at best you get the occasional easy slut who does not mind giving a quick BJ behind the next bush.

I know the difference. These places I have been to are specifically brothels.

Just saying it, before you get people running into deep shit with the wrong expectation.

I'm comfortable with nudity, but I don't know that I'd run around in public naked just because it's legal. If it wasn't uncommon, sure I would during the summer. But I'm not gonna intentionally stand out if nobody else is doing it.

Why? They are an empowered social class over men, why is it not proper to show submission to them?

People just need to learn the existence of FKK brothels.

Pretty much this really. I'd at least rock some boxers and shoes for the sole purpose of not getting ringworm or feeling other people's ball sweat on a bench with my own sack. It's not the nudity that makes me uncomfortable, but the bacteria and whatnot that comes from everybody being nude.

I love being naked. As soon as I get home from work I immediately strip down and stay naked until after I shower the next morning.

Full Agreement.
I wish I wasn't such a disneylove-ridden idiot who has a hangup about paying for sex. I even like the girls, damn it. They are fun as fuck to be around.
Just do not have the heart to pay, shoot me someone.

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haha after watching kill la kill, i would go naked in public

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So your girlfriend would get naked with you?

>Would you be naked in public if there were no legal ramifications?
Maybe I'd like to see the looks of disgust that women give me over my small dick

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Why the guy still wearing underwear?

I have a wierd hobbit body so I would never do something like that.
Barely ever take of my shirt

When people see my body i feel uncomfortable so no

I'm imagining everyone naked. To be honest I am really not sure it is a good idea. For every cute girl they'll be 50 fat ugly people who ruin your appetite.

>How do you feel about being naked?
It makes me highly uncomfortable since I know people would be disgusted to see me naked
>Would you be naked in public if there were no legal ramifications?
No, because of aforementioned issues and also it's cold as fuck out

mine gets so itchy when it's grown out though ;_;

I like you A LOT :)

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Consider yourself lucky if yours is small enough for that.

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I generally dislike being naked. I just like the feeling of pants and shirts. Hell, I even wear gloves around the house sometimes since I like the feeling of fabric on my hands. Or I'm autistic, probably both.

sorry but you must suffer the itchiness because girls arent allowed to shave

lol ok I'll wax then
I don't know how men stand being so hairy all the time

I'm fat so I would never be naked. People would laugh at me.

the only thing you can wax is your facial hair because no guy likes that shit, everything else is illegal

>permanently be horny
Not only do most nudists have mediocre bodies in general, but being nude all the time would probably kill all the "excitement" associated with the rarity and reveal of nudity.

not even armpit hair? why be smelly all day?

waxing armpit hair requires a permit

This is what I would fear if I was to be nude in public. I'm not that small flaccid, but still far from average flaccid size.

Perhaps I could've convinced myself to give it a try anyway back 12 years ago (any more and I'd be underage), but in this day and age where everyone lives with a camera-phone in hand and a significant amount of people is looking for ways to ridicule others (online) to look better themselves, I just can't risk it.
I miss the days when you didn't have to fear for photos/videos to be taken of your silly or cringe moments.

No. I've never seen another man's penis so I don't feel comfortable

i like the feeling of being naked if i'm alone and there's literally no one else in the house/all the shades are down
i hate the beach, but i'd love to go to a nude beach sometime but i'm fat and have a small penis so it would actually be more of a nightmare

Well I like to swing my arms about, last time I didn't fold them next to a roastie I ended up touching her ass by accident and she thought I was trying to get sexual with her.

No, I like fashion.

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I've got embarrassment issues about my genitalia. If it was all women, then it would be okay. But if it was mostly men there, then I would be too self-conscious about being dickless.

>How do you feel about being naked?
Comfy at home, otherwise shy.
>Would you be naked in public if there were no legal ramifications?
I'd maybe strip at the beach to feel the sun and breeze on my entire body, but otherwise no.

how can you be a woman and not realize what your vagina does to us

I do, and that's just all the more embarrassing for me.

For some reason I wouldn't be fine just hanging out naked, but actually doing something like hiking and exercising would be GOAT.

i dont see how that should be embarassing

Since you focus on your pussy we can assume you have no tits.

No. I have gynochamastia.

I would feel naked, figuratively and literally. I like wearing clothes. I like the utility and fashion aspects of my clothes. They protect my body, as well.

That's an interesting way of thinking, Fembot.

>tfw pretty short, fat and hairy
>however, considered myself sexy
>saw there was a nude walk in my city for woman to walk naked through a public park as some feminist thing
>not really into politics but decided to attend because I wanted the chance to show my body
>walking through the park naked with the other women feeling confident
>notice a few of the other women looking at me
>overhear one of them say
>'I don't have pride in that female body'
>feel a little nervous at that
>feel worried that people are looking at me now and thinking negative thoughts
>some guys have come to the parade and they are loudly commenting on the different women
>one of them sees me
>fucking shouts
>'WHY IS THERE A PILE OF SCRAMBLED EGGS WITH THE FEATHERS LEFT IN AT A WOMENS MARCH'
>some people around me giggle
>try to cover my breasts when I realise they are actually quite disgusting
>hear one of the girls say to her friend 'when realise you attended the womens march instead of the slug slither'
>start crying and leave

I am too ugly to be naked, it seems

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Post boobs or you literally made this up

fuck no it'd be freezing everywhere i'm not a fucking seal human's don't have blubber, it's already cold enough already at all times
>cold months
>it's sorta cold outside
>hot months
>go inside
>shits complaining it's too hot even though it's figuratively freezing

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I feel more comfortable naked than in clothes

if I was younger and cuter yeah.

I love nudity and showing off and casual nudity but unfortunately I'm male so nobody cares