Whats the most fucked up thing or the weirdest thing you did while high on cannabis?

Looked up girls in my yearbook, called them asking things like what is your ideal dick size or are you a trap etc.

>Got high and had sex in a janitors closet

damn bro
imma virgin
>I responded to all open-ended questions with my high rambles. The teacher liked me so much he invited me to have coffee and donuts one day!
damnn brah

>>Got high and climbed a crane at a construction site
do you know james kingston

Yeah but with weed, anything you do can be turned into a memorable experience

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Told my high school sweetheart I broke up with her because she didn't go to the gym.

My friend put a wig on and sucked me off one night while I was watching straight porn

So fucking hot braj
I'm horny af and that's doing it for me
I'm literally about to cum as I type this

I know, but i can remember having similar experiences before i even started smoking. I just dont like the
>but what a twist on the story: I was super high lmao
My rambling 2 cents

What did your aunt say? Thats pretty bad M8

bro are u straight bi
or like
did you want to kys after that

You almost committed a rape you should have we t all the way user

Damn that's gay as fuck you 2 should have blown each other at that point

Tried to answer a question in a lecture. Lost my train of thought and trailed off. Said "don't worry about it". Prof said "no don't worry we'll wait..." 30 seconds pure silence later mfw

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i felt like if i did more
would have gotten arrested
i was super creeepy

This happened to me as well but my friend was nice enough to let me cum on his face

Did your gay friend ever let you fuck him?

Straight I wasnt the one with a dick in my mouth

No, the gayest we got is when he confessed his love to me while I was on LSD

I forgot about this one
>Town got evacuated because of a hurricane so some friends and I broke onto a golf course near the coast got high and watched the hurricane come in
pic related

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Weed kills short term memory , how can it relate to anything memorable ? Absolute fucking retard.

You should invite him over and ass rape him he will enjoy it

Thats not to gay you should shoot a load of jizz in his mouth

What about a 3 way with him and ya gf senpai, you guys could take turns fucking him if she has a strap on

It relates to the love I built with my friends. Most nights were as we called them "weed adventures" so any adventure was memorable. Sure a lot of times we were just getting high just to get high, and those accounts were not memorable at all.

>You should invite him over and ass rape him he will enjoy it
>Thats not to gay you should shoot a load of jizz in his mouth
>What about a 3 way with him and ya gf senpai, you guys could take turns fucking him if she has a strap on
The gay friend was black so fuck that. What I do have is a story about how another gay friend of mine tried to molest me while on LSD!
>Be tripping on about 3 tabs with gf
>Friend comes in my room and we shoot the shit for a bit
>After some time I lose track of all social norms and we start to cuddle
>My gf went away for a bit, I forget where, but she was not there
>I got wrapped up in our conversation that I forgot I had a gf and thought we were dating instead
>I stand up and go to the window, he stands behind me and presses himself onto my behind
>I got aroused and started to press my ass onto him
>After some foreplay I remember who I was and stop everything and just go back to cuddling

You have a strange life user..

I'll take that as a compliment! I was a bit of a harlot during my first year at uni, it was filled with drugs sex and rock and roll. We even made a fake band to justify it all

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bro
druggies have the strangest life
you dont fucks anymore
im not a druggie
smoked weed 17 times
alcohol 6 times
cigs 27 times (quit)

im just 19

why do you count the number of times you do shit?

Yeah I feel real bad about it
Haven't spoke to her since

It's actually not that strange imo. I've had very similar experiences on weed and various psychedelics. Granted, I'm bi so it's a bit less surprising.
I still turned down my friends every time despite my attraction to them because I knew that they weren't actually homo/bisexual and I didn't want them to feel weird when we sobered up

Counting substance experiences like a sperg Jesus Christ

Yeah, I am pan so I know the feel. Being open about one's sexuality makes psychedelics a lot more fun

>smoked 27 cigs before he turned 20
Woah

cause bro
it keeps you in check
why dont count how many days we live on this beautiful earth, we count how many years we live
i sound like a retarded hippe lol

In that case, I have been smoking every day for the past 3 years. Chained vaped for 5 months. Look lsd about 10 times. Coke 2 times. Xans 1 time. Shrooms once. DMT 2 times. Aderal countless times. Drank alcohol mostly every weekend for 3 years. Being a druggie is nice

bro
im gonna do 1P-LSD
then smoke 5-MeO-DMT (6 times stronger than dmt)

after that no more drugs for me, lul

lol op get out of here

u dont know what weird shit it before youve been awake for a week doing speed or meth or both

ive been woken up in a cell in a different country after eating xans and rivotril

snorted half a g mdma and dropped half a g the other day i was shaking and passing out while i was watching shemalee porn on full volume- neigbhors were knocking on my door trying to turn in down

You sound like an obnoxious know it all faggot, "bro". I hope the 1p beats some perspective into you.

That's not weird shit bro, that is just junky stories. Go get help if this is not bait, and if it is then fuck you.

lol

i have my own apartment (not renting cus i am not poor or stupid) and a gf and a fucking job

im not a junky, youre just a fucking pussy virgin

ok lol bro
Damn brooooo
fuck

My friend and I got high and drunk and pulled our dicks out to see whos was bigger we were the same size and I slapped his dick with mine

Literally never been high, weed is for niggers.

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At a party in college we got a guy to fuck his sister he didnt even know it was her lol drugs and booze we all took turns fucking her in a dark room sent him in there he raw dogged her too he found out later the next day but didnt believe it happened

Yeah, because that is not a lie a robot will say.

Be a nigger. It is nice.

There is nothing gay about a wholsome sword fight

I took some dabs and then I took really deep breathes with my eyes closed for a solid hour. I had an out of body experience and saw/felt
myself become a chair. It was as vivid as a dream except I was conscious the whole time. Hindu Kush is very good by the way, I'd highly recommend.

I was high while driving and stayed behind a parked car for 2 mins before I realized no one was in it.

Masturbated to a vid of a (admittedly really hot) milf sucking a horse cock. I was just curious and fell down the rabbit hole when I googled zoophilia. It didn't even look that bad, just like a regular big ol cock. Immediatly regrettet it and still feel disgusted with myself a week later tho :/

>bro
fuck outta here cunt

bro i felt like i had an out of body experience

but it was just weed, nothing strong like dabs

I get like that when I go a long time without weed. It feels nice.

But weed should be legal.

yea i knew there was more to this body than flesh

i felt my soul

Talked with my oneiti's dad.
Apparently I admitted that I'm suicidal and kept repeating "somebody clal the police" and shit.
(Dad is doctor btw)

Happened a few days ago, first time I smoked weed.
I never felt so god in my life man... wish I had money to smoke weed again, srsly...

this is literally inexcusable, i fucking hate you faggots so much

>met a nigerian street dealer in Belgium and snorted coke with him and a friend on a ferris wheel
>took the subway holding a rc toy car control switch, roleplaying as if it were an explosive detector
>met the same dog in lots of random places while having a smoke outside with friends
>paid a hooker to watch me browse /s/ Jow Forums /x/ and Jow Forums for two hours straight
>flew alone from Belgium to Italy and back in the same day for no reason at all. i cried when i got home because i wasted a lot of my savings on plane tickets
>followed a random person around the city for one hour (until she got into a building)
>told random people on the street "it's going to happen and you know it"
>emptied a bag full of pepsi cans I collected over time in a supermarket parking lot
>attended theology, mathematics, physics and philosophy courses without being a student in those universities while high as fuck

>because i wasted a lot of my savings on plane tickets

>paid a hooker to watch me browse /s/ Jow Forums /x/ and Jow Forums for two hours straight

SEE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT DID FUCKED UP SHIT

cool, i dont care virgin.

>I don't care
Clearly you do, since you replied. Dipshit.

i got high before school back in 10th grade and i pulled my pants down the seconds i got into the bathroom

Where did you wake up? U Bugarskoj? Rivotril je nase ime za clonazepam, zajebao si se hahaha

You flew from Belgium to Italy and back in one day for no reason?
That doesn't have anything to do with being high you're crazy son

Done my inscription papers for college including a "why do you want this school?" letter, and got accepted, then, did it again for my BF, got accepted

Took 100 pictures of my ass in the trap dick pushed between legs position. After wards was looking at shadbase traps getting milked and fucked and I was really horny. My prostate starting throbbing and I felt like I was about to cum handsfree but stopped because I didn't want to fuck up my nofap. I was so horny for traps for weeks after that.
Only time I'll ever get high again is when Im with a girl because I can't make good decisions and always jerk off or edge.

Being high alone is great though you get to zone out and listen to great music. The only problem is it doesn't last unless you get REALLY fucked.

Jow Forums junkie threads are better anti-drug material than anything the government could ever dream up.

Sober up, fellas. This is embarrassing.

I have never done anything weird or crazy on weed.

Alcohol is a different story

Had a dream where I ate my dick. Unpleasant

go for it bro
what fucked up or weird shit have u done on alcohol