/r9straight/

Tfw no cute chubby gf edition

No faggots, lesbians, bisexuals, trannies, "asexuals" or orbitiers allowed in this thread

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>/r9straight/
>implying tha there is a single straight human or lizard on this board

>implying that there is a single straight human or lizard on this board
You sound like one though, besides, I started these threads like since the beginning of this month

>cuddling
>walking around together in public
>not being afraid of interacting with normie women because you know you do not have to get the interactions right if you already have a gf safe at home
Thats what I miss the most from having my girl

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>tfw bisexual
>tfw posting in this thread

SOMEONE STOP ME

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i felt a feel

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OUT OUT OUT
YOU CANNOT LOVE A MAN OR WOMNAN AT THE SAME TIME
BISEXUALS ARE NOT ROBOTS
HETEROSEXUALS ARE TRUE ROBOTS

Half of you can be on this thread. Please only type with your straight hand

JUST YOU TRY AND FUCKING STOP ME BITCHBOI
ILL FUCK YOUR MOM AND DAD AT THE SAME TIME

BI BROS WW@? STRAIGHTS BTFO, GAYS BTFO, HOW CAN THEY EVEN RECOVER?

>STRAIGHTS BTFO
STOP BEING SO HETEROPHOBIC

you're gay. gay, bisexual, lesbian, transexual. it doesn't matter it's all the same faggotry. please kindly fuck off

Why are chubby women so underrated bros?

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kek what a trashy, disgusting fat whore

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
GET OFF MY BOARD

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Because they are fat and being fat is not attractive. If you like fat women is more of a fetish than anything

that definetly aint it bruv

DON'T YOU FUCKING ARCHIVE ON ME

>chubby chaser
>n-no faggots
PICK

I am 2D pilled, I only fap to anime girls.
I am straight so thanks for the thread

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Yesterday I realized I don't know any other straight guys
>aunt is married my dad's childhood best friend
>they're spending a couple of weeks at our place for the holidays
>mom and aunt in kitchen cleaning up after dinner
>mom asks me to get some extra blankets to the guest room 'cause it's gonna be a cold night
>open the guestroom door and see dad and uncle jerking each other off
>my timing couldn't be worse, image of my dad cumming burned into my brain
>I just drop the blankets and leave the room
>10 minutes later
>dad comes in to my room
>says I have no reason to be weird about it
>I say I thought he was straight
>he says he is, it's just something they do once in a blue moon
>'so you're gay once in a blue moon?'
>he says I'm hopeless and walks away
>I tell my mom and aunt, thinking they have the right to know
>she just says "that sounds kinda hot" and keeps on cleaning up
Society is doomed.

Chubby women thank you

So keep talking about straight things
>imagine wanting someone else inside your asshole

>Not 3Dpilled
Have fun killing yourself

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Tfw when no 3some with 2 chubby ebonys .

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>that woman will never ride you until you pass out from exhaustion.

Ok robots rate my game plan
>deploy to Korea
>do the two year or your money back extension
>marry cute Korean girl who is kind and motherly
>get her into light femdom play
>be happy

They're not though. Their market value is way too high

>hate women
>want to stick my peepee in them
This is annoying

>finally got the courage to talk to a boy
>shows him a selfie
>"oh, you look nice"
>he stops talking to me
WHY WAS I BORN A UGLY MUTT I JUST WANTED A WHITE BF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lol i will be your American white bf mutt grill

thanks user. with your help, maybe my kids won't suffer with the shitty literal half black and white traits

How gay is it to fap to twink porn? ;_;

It's gay because it's two men fucking each other, now fuck off

Time to neck up and remove yourself from the genepool sort of gay

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>"/r9straight/"
>it's a fucking thicc milf, not a loli or a monstergirl or even a fucking schoolgirl
y'all frogs gettin played

But, I want to dom a twink and treat him like a girl. Its not like I like musclular men or something. I like femininity.

Loli/schoolgirl garbage is for pedo freaks. Only guys can pull off the slender look. Women are best when chubby/fat.

>implying lolis can't be thicc

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Why not all of them? Variety is the spice of life and all that jazz.

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Cleaning up the gene pool one baby at a time lmao

im completely straight, dicks are disgusting and Jow Forums should be disgusted for liking them.
too much time on Jow Forums does that too you if your mind is easily molded.

*to you
before someone corrects me

Is liking handsome women gay?

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I wish we had the when this board was full of wizards and actual robots again, instead of tranniod faggots, "femanons", incelfags from plebbit, and normalfags

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