Im about to take a flight to the UK in 12 hours. what should i be wary of britfags?

im about to take a flight to the UK in 12 hours. what should i be wary of britfags?

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Try reading britfeel maybe that will I've you some ideas

Depends, where in the UK?

Paki child rapists and nigger moped gangs who will acid attack you.

London. The entire city and everyone in it. It's a literal cesspit, the worst this country has to offer. People joke about Rotherham, but as someone who has grown up in Rotherham and spent three years living in London, I have no doubt in my mind when I say that London is far, far worse. Even the tourist, retail, and affluent spots are horrible. I imagine that any foreigner that comes here, expecting London to be anything like it's depicted in fictional media, will receive a similar shock to those poor Japanese people that venture to Paris only to find that it's a filthy place with little to no French culture despite being known as one of the world's biggest cultural centres. That said, if you want to do drugs and fuck filthy skanks you'll definitely feel at home, after all London night life culture completely revolves around drugs and they're certainly cheap to get with all the rebranded research chems and fibreglass laced shite the pakis are peddling.

I second this. Visit somewhere like York, it's much nicer than that hellhole. I only visit London when I absolutely have to.

so if im going to england for holiday, i should avoid london?
not too familiar with the places in the uk in general so i wouldnt really know where to go.
what would you say are the best tourist spots?

Salford Shopping Centre.

lol why? and seriously, only one place?

An airport to a better country to be honest. Our weather is shit, especially this time of year, and aside from a few comfy walking spots this country doesn't really have much to offer. No idea why anyone would to the UK aside from visiting some historical sites if that's what they're into; it's a bleak country that's generally unpleasant outside of the few country-side villages that haven't been completely infested by metropolitan filth.

meh, a lot of people like the bleak/melancholic and rainy aesthetic of it, i personally think its comfy as fuck and i also grew up watching british media & some of my fav people are from there so thats part of the appeal for me and many others too

Bath is a nice city to visit. Depends what you're into and how long you're here for. If you're more into natural places, visit Snowdonia in Wales or the Scottish Highlands. Lots of castles all around the country if you're into that kinda thing- the best I've visited are Dover and Lincoln.

dont really care for castles that much

when does it start snowing there?

Not a lot of snow here, to be honest mate. There was a load for a couple of weeks last year but it's very inconsistent. A lot of years it doesn't snow at all- our weather's very mediocre. It snows a little bit more consistently in the north and Scotland. There's talk of a snowstorm coming at some point but i don't trust the weather forecasts here.

huh. sounds really fucking gay
so basically media potrayals of england/the uk in general are fantasy wonderlands? they always make england look like some wonderful winter wonderland during christmas

>when
Nobody fucking knows. It can go an entire year without snowing, or there can be ridiculous snowstorms a few months away from summer, the only consistent weather here is wind and rain.

London is just dirty rain and smog. It's like China but with slightly less chinks, a lot more browns, and the occasional white person.

yeah im aware that london is majority muslim
im still going just for the hell of it but the lack of snow is gonna make it kinda boring

you need a license if you're going to stretch your anus like that

yeah, that's all bullshit lmao. thank Charles Dickens for that one. It's comfy as fuck here during Christmas, it just doesn't snow. It's hard to explain but Christmas here is just such a big thing.

well if im visiting for christmas where should i go?

Somewhere in the South but not London.

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I don't know. Never visited any major cities at Christmas to be honest, I hear York, Winchester etc are pretty comfy though. If you want a "different" Christmas experience you'll want one of the "older" looking, more traditional cities I reckon

stay the fuck away from chavs
they're like extreme normies but also filled with drugs and poverty

tf does different experience mean

im gonna be in london for a couple days, then im staying with an old highschool friend for a couple days who moved from here in aus to brighton

fully aware that the entirety of europe is an immigrant shithole, guess ill try and stay in the country side for uk

nah we got chavs here too, we just call them lads

a last kingdom fan journey

chavs in straya are called bogans you thick cunt

no theyre not retard. bogans are just rednecks. lads are the cunts who wear adidas and fanny packs everywhere

I don't know to be honest. What I kind of meant was a more "traditional" Christmas feel, if that makes sense- some cities in this country are soulless and depressing (Birmingham, etc), whereas some of them are more comfy.
Or, more, simply, stay away from the depressing shithole cities- of which there are many.

you know, if there's one thing i've noticed, it's that all the super-mentally ill top tier depressed insane mental scum fucks i've met have all been from the uk
is this some kind of pattern? i've noticed that the most depressed and mentally ill and deranged people tend to be from the uk, especially england
ive always kinda wondered why, the girls from there are usually anorexic mentally ill weirdo turbosluts too or fatfucks

i agree with this
its weird

aye it be the lead in the cans I tell ya

i'm... not really sure why to be honest. the UK is an unbelievably mediocre country to live in, and my guess would be that those people find life so monotonous that it just fucks them over. in small towns particularly, it's very difficult to find friends as everyone keeps to themselves- that's kind of a thing here, people avoid talking to strangers a lot. fat people-wise, we're one of the unhealthiest european countries. to be fair- in smaller towns at least- a lot of the girls are decent enough. i'd say the "turbo-sluts" you're talking about are mainly sprung as a result of the cities and their sort of environment.
to be honest though, the UK has some really nice places to visit, but it's not really a great place to live.

Heh you a student in the blocks?

I don't know if I should feel proud at this ability to produce such inbred degenerates, at a regular interval no less, or to be ashamed, that could also be a feeling from this information

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I only heard crap about london.
A group of friend of mine went there to find a job, one of them gets metoo'd after a week on his job in a pub because he hugged this big titty mutt ugly chubby chick in a friendly way (hugging acquaintances is common where i live).
She claims he groped her titties lmao, too bad there were cameras and nothing big came out of it.
Also, if you need drugs pushers will delivery too lmao.
Oh, you better invest in anti acid masks and some chainmail if you happen to easily piss off people.
Why are you going to london in the first place?

Ha. I was. Left last year.

Heh same, absolute shit holes compared to the other blocks retardly expensive for what you get to, had to share one shitter among 7 others it was like a holding cell with Internet access

Yeah. It was shit.
People I shared with were cunts too. Trashed our kitchen and then tried to blame it on me. I put our rank toilet brush on all their food in the fridge. Pricks.