Any other /Canada/ robots here?

>Northern Ontario

which part?

Ah I'm from the suburb beside Toronto (sauga)Wednesday was cold

Hello my compatriote, shitting on those Cancucks as usual too?

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Torontofag reporting in. Take as many of the "many cute" asians as you want, as an asian I don't see any. This city is in the gutter, everything is bleak, poor, and expensive.

Ottawafag here, for the national capital of Canada itself, downtown really is boring.

Is it me or are most girls at least chubby in toronto?

>Ottawafag here, for the national capital of Canada itself, downtown really is boring.
Ridau Street is full of native junkies.

Nova Scotia
Any other Maritimerbots?

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I honestly haven't noticed it, I think it's a pretty even distribution, but I haven't been around enough to judge different cities. Doesn't help that too many of the restaurants in toronto serve unhealthy fatty garbage that people just guzzle down though.

I pass most are after white guys or golddiggers
T.pajeet

Most of the ones I see don't even speak english as a first language and refuse to unless absolutely necessary or trying to charm someone. t. Chang who doesn't know mandarin

Same. I'm 20 and the day it was legalized she gave me speech about how it's harmful and will ruin my brain if I ever try it. I've never been super into weed so I don't really mind not smoking for a while, at least until dispensaries re open on ontario

Do asian girls have small vaginas?
t. Blackanon with a 5" cock

Newfie here user
How's she goin' b'y

quebecnigger here, independence fucking when

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Newfie fag here

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>You now remember old YTV and Teletoon

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Nothing will beat the feeling of getting stay up late and watch a bit of teletoon at night

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Cape Breton, b'ys. I kinda forgot there was a Newfie flag on that image, but at this point Newfoundlander should be considered Maritimers.

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Now my man, come join me at Berri-UQAM

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>vivre a montreal
>ever

I'm a neighbor down the border and I want to know if y'all's neck of the woods is worth visiting. It seems way more comfy than where I'm from.

I always thought Newfoundland was a maritime province too

On average they're proportional to their bodies (small), but like any other woman they come in all sizes and some of them can stretch. I wouldn't worry about dick size though, women literally cannot tell the difference between 5 and 9, and if she's a size queen to begin with you already know your 5 will be a massive 12in dong when she's bragging to her friends.

>t-third time's the charm!
pathetic

>sauga
nice to see another sauga nigger around, how do you like it? I get annoyed by monkeys that keep saying shit about this city/suburb because it deserves more credit than it gets although its far from perfect.

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Anyone here from Vancouver?

St. Catharines bot here, it's cold outside and the air is making me chapped

currently old af still live with my parents in toronto, no job, yikes! fffuckk

Same here, currently rotting in Pictou County

brown guy from surrey here le xDDDDD

Are trades worth doing in Ontario?
I have no idea what to do with my life

Tbh it's ok, for me it perfect in between of a city to a town

Electrician for dem union $35/h construction jerbs in the city or $50/h in the country. Unless you're brainlet and will electricute yourself to death

I am somewhat of a brainlet
Should I relearn math first? I forget most of it from high school

nah, you'll be fine

gffdg

You're definitely gonna need at least basic math. Khan Academy > Algebra

Also once you make it and start earning the big bucks dont blow all the fucking money. Its a trade and your body WILL NEED physiotherapy in 20-30 years. Save and invest the fucking money, dont piss it away.

Fob Chinese girls regularly speak to me in English on the bus. What do they mean by this? Even if I have my headphones in, one will just try to get my attention and strike up a conversation with me

It's not that Vancouver is such a fucking shithole.
It's the delusional fucks who think everything is so great.
I'd rather be friends with trailer park trash who know they're fucking scumbag thieves than the delusional liberal hippie sociopaths who have learned to make thoughts of empathy a thought crime.

Sauga is meh, not good, not bad

>oakvillenigger here
The suburbs around Toronto suck. Theres nothing to do and theres pajeets and arabs everywhere

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move to markham so you can be with your homophobic chinese brothers

tillsonburg ontario here

i love the nah trang cafe

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saskatoon originally

Undergrads is getting a movie to finish the series. Creator moved to Toronto years ago

We have our fair share of chinks here too. Especially around the colleges

that's interesting (I'm another GTA nigger like everyone else)

What is there to do there?

I hate Canada and Candians (in that order) so fucking much

So you ARE Canadian then!

If you are Canadian then your post gives me slightly more hope

go for a romantic skate on the canal with your gf

lol

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I'm going to timmies lads, what should I get?

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i fucking hate tim hortons

race cheap cars, shoot guns, get drunk, work, shitpost on Jow Forums and jack your cock. nothing too special, but it does have a special charm to it.

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You know what I don't get?
Why they put icing sugar on top of lemon loafs?
They don't put that on banana bread.
So why lemon loafs.
They actually taste pretty good without the sugary crap.

Vancouver reporting in.

Labradorian here, gentlemen. How are you fellow Canadians doing?

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any albertafags out there it's always so lonely seeing pretty much solely eastern/middle canada in these threads (even though i'm actually from cape breton)

Who here is as /comfy/ as I am while winter is starting in leafland?

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Large coffee 1 cream and a sour cream glazed doughnut.

Most people shit on Canada for its weather but I love it. It's so comfy during winter. I feel like the only one who genuinely likes the cold over the heat

What ENB is this?

Snow an shit can be annoying but I love the cold. I'd rather be wearing lots of clothes and be comfy and warm than in a hot climate wearing nothing or almost nothing.

403 reporting

hey i saw you in canada general on Jow Forums a while ago, where do you operate from?

calgurry

tfwn shootan buddi

Daily reminder Tims is owned by brazilian monkeys

RealVision ENB with overhaul texture packs. New map pack, lack of NPCs, though.

204 checking in from bumfuck nowhere. Where my Manitobros at?

this. """""canadian"""""

Exploiting National Identity and TFWs for Profit (TM)

403 also reporting in

As Canadian as the home owners are sure.

lmao an actual other person from Nova Scotia. How are you enjoying the snow

burger here. i've never seen a single good thing posted about toronto on Jow Forums. not once and i've been here for years. people will say good things about NYC or LA but NEVER toronto.

it's gay like always

Sup b'ys, Cape Bretoner here

please tell me I'm not the only nigga from sudbury ontario
fucksakes i feel so alone i just want someone to chill with

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Reporting in from MTL

You think Toronto is that bad? Try living in Brampton. 3x worse and boring as hell. Id chop my left nut just to live downtown half the price

Why don't you guys use Jow Forums, not Jow Forums?

BC bot reporting in

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How Northern?
>Timmins fag

Manitoba bot here. Manitoba is a fucking boring province, I swear that 50% of the population are actually just stalks of canola.

saugaboys rise up, too many faggots here.

because most leafs speak english. britbongs have their own threads here too

I opened this thread only to tell you that sudbury is the worst city in Canada. So fucking ugly and the roads are retarded.

Kamloops, BCfag here. Hasn't snowed here yet bois last year it snowed this time a month ago almost and it shit it down hard. I know it's going to reign fucking icy hell on me pretty soon and I dread it.

Still no friends since I moved year so that feels good

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you mean im the only robot trapped in this shit hole?

Alaskan reporting in. Literally the only main road from my town leads to Canada.

Not trapped fag, you just gotta leave