Ideal bf thread- feel free to put in your ideal gf if you'd wish. Add a photo for reference.
Post your ideal soulmate and if you think they exist or not. Doesn't matter though, considering most of us on here are going to grow old alone.
I'll start.
>white, fairly pale with brown or dirty blonde hair >5'7-6'0, not tall >skinny-ish, not muscular >not very masculine, yet not feminine >young looking (but older than me) >very quiet, looks tired- eye bags are a plus (aka if he looks mentally ill he can have me) >not very into pop culture or sports (rock/alternative music +) >etc: calm, independent and awkward with a messy look to him
I would expect him to exist somewhere, though with the way life is fuck if I'd ever meet him. And of course these are not standards, just a specific ideal.
>posting the psuedo-psychopath james I was so disappointed that he didn't kill her. what a fucking shit show. and he's fucking ugly too, looks like someone shot him in the face or threw acid on him
Josiah Collins
This thread is going to consist of roleplaying shitposters and thirsty beta cucks who will either post their long list of ideals for zero replies or beg for contact info from the catfish.
If you're reading this, please consider not posting in this thread at all, and simply let it die quietly.
Connor Stewart
This is me except Im 6ft 1, have black hair, and Im ugly
Jack Garcia
That seems like the typical r9k user though. Don't get my hopes up
Robert Wright
I hated the show, but love the roles he plays in this and other things. I also find him incredibly attractive- he could shoot me and I'd say thank you.
Jose Morris
Don't take everything so seriously. And If you're getting triggered over a female posting on r9k, find a new hobby.
Cooper Stewart
Im pretty much all of this but overweight
Nicholas Brown
>he could shoot me and I'd say thank you. fuck off back to twitter you underage roastie god this board has gone to the complete fucking shitter
Ryan Price
this pretty much literally described me, except I live in Australia. I even look like the guy in the pic
Hunter Miller
Like Morrissey, taller than me with glasses, but brown skin and gay. Luckily, quite a few of these kind of guys exist.
Where you from? I could give you my dscord and see if we hit it off.
Ian Wood
the person you described is a vocel. I don't give a flying fuck about relationships and think wanting intimacy is insanity, i'm basically who you described (except i'm half mexican look whiter though and am more on the builtfat side) and i can say the way i act is a biproduct of just bloody awful things. Go get yourself some gaymur asian twink if you want an edgy bishonen so bad.
Jace Jenkins
Oh please, that's not even close to fem. You can do better than that.
That's probably most of us here that are between the ages of 15 - 20. You should try being more specific.
Joseph Nguyen
Ideal boi would be tall and skinny with a sleepy look to his eyes. I want a wildcard that could tie me up and throw me in his trunk and suprise me with a kinky spot to Fuck and getbrough with me then of coarse pet my head and tell me I'm pretty after. Is this ok , op?
James Taylor
My ideal gf >smart >eccentric >open minded >white, literally the whiter the better. ginger with green eyes A++ >don't care about their height as long as they're 4'8+ >cute enough 4/10+ >kind, loving, genuinely loyal and emotionally supportive in the ways I click with. >shares a lot of my interests and likes having conversations
Alexander Walker
Sounds like an ugly incel
Anthony Wright
yeah, i exist. i'll bite, OP. autumnpro#4348
Jordan Parker
I sound like an ugly incel? why's that, because my ideal gf is white? Don't sound like an pissy brown femcel. The only ethnicity I haven't dated is black and... idk what else. Articulate your accusation, user.
Liam Rivera
are you originally cute originally?
Nicholas Reyes
>i like tall and skinny Chads wow
Angel Roberts
Nobody add him, he's a terrible person who will catfish you, screenshot all your conversations and share them in his server.
I hope you die OP, take that faggot in the pic, give him muscles and dark brown hair and you have me. but I get pussy so it wouldn't matter if we were soul mates. not your orbiter,
Brayden Robinson
actually, just look at that queer in the pic...I look better than that. that boys never getting laid.
Mason Anderson
man you would have your work cut out with me
Ryan Gutierrez
Why are you so angry? user needs a chill pill
Jose Peterson
>Retarded/autistic looking >Big or pathetically small cock >Big thick glasses >Secretly smart but uses his looks to deceive you >Big fat beer belly >Hairless everywhere except his head and asshole >Smells like laundry detergent >Draws comics in his spare time >Is into space related things
Jaxon Lee
My ideal boyfriend is...
>Divorced parents >ADHD >Brown hair >No future career plans >Older >Liar >Doesn't shave >Self harmed in past or present >Generally an asshat
Aiden Ward
> Some one that doesn't resent helping me not be lost in the dark > Someone that will accept everything wrong with me in exchange for undying loyalty and constant care > Someone that won't project his feelings of inadequacy on me > Someone who can control his anger. > Someone that cares more about love than always being right > Someone that will tell me the truth even if its ugly > Someone I can trust has my back that I can build a Home with
Samuel Gray
so basically you want a fictional character that will never exist, only in your mind?
Austin Taylor
>loves me back >we can talk to each other a lot That would be it.
Mason Powell
Lol you're so bitter
Connor Baker
Ideal gf:
>Virgin >Not super physically deformed >We can talk comfortably for hours on end and enjoy each others' company >Not a midget >Somewhat chubby/fat
Bonus: if she's taller than me (189cm)
Logan Bell
listen buddy, it's called reality, get with it
Camden Brown
i can do all these things but sometimes i care about being right too much but to be fair the truth even though its ugly and caring about love more than being right kind of contradict each other
Hunter Williams
> Someone that will accept everything wrong with me in exchange for undying loyalty and constant care
Ex roast with BPD detected.
Cameron Hughes
Hey I can be that one..where u located?
Kevin Rogers
im basically this but muscular and very masculine. and im reassuring you, that people like that exist
Dominic Barnes
If you love someone you don't lie to them because then you're just living a lie. You don't do that to someone you love.
No, I can't see. You're illiterate.
Aaron Williams
Im pretty sure this will describe 90% of r9k, but you knew that right?
Dylan Roberts
Your ideal bf is the average man? How lucky for you!
Evan Martin
I thought you were being metaphorical about being lost in the dark. Have a nice day user.
Landon Mitchell
Daddy issues kek
Christopher Ramirez
aww if you were a blind q t I would definitely take care of you. I feel bad if you were a blind guy. Don't understand what you mean about love being more important than being right though? What if I was like "you're about to talk into oncoming traffic" and you were like "you just don't love me" shit would be crazy... also I have no real anger I can get frustrated but otherwise I'm a big puss baby. It sucks though, other than being kind the only real thing I have to offer some one beside great conversations is a pretty face, so a blind person wouldn't be able to benefit from that really.
Sebastian Richardson
Lying is too much for me so I just blurt out the truth regardless of wether or not it effects me positively or negatively
Adam Gutierrez
I could be your Jame's bf. Seeing as I match a lot of this.
Christian Lee
If you are really feeling related to the girl in pic, you will probably be able get a couple discount and end up suck the therapist off for your side of the bill too.
I fit everything in your criteria accept I'm 6'2 and plus I'm probably too young but it's good to know someone would like the way I look out there Yea that show was such a blue baller I wanted him to fucking kill her so bad plus I can relate to the James kid alot and I've watched it like 4 times and I want to watch it again...
Noah Carter
Plus this is too good to be true and your definantly catfish but it was good to daydream for 2 mins
Kevin Martinez
>ex gf watched this with me >I had never been happier >miss her and those snuggle times FUCK YOU
Justin Lewis
Also this must be a troll for I match these and so do many of us Unfortunately I'm 6'2
Parker Torres
> Someone that cares more about love than always being right > Someone that will tell me the truth even if its ugly
I fit this description pretty well, about 95% accurate. Where do I find your kind?
Nolan Parker
>Is loyal >Resembles a human being >Has a decent personality and is willing to settle down >Likes aircraft as much as I do That's all I would need. Sadly I know I won't be good enough for the man I just described but a girl can dream, I suppose.
Jonathan Mitchell
Ideal gf >any height, average/chubby build >cute face >european ancestry but not a total baizuo >likes having fun, gets my sense of humour >not overly sexual, happy just to cuddle sometimes >doesn't have to like animu but will watch a miyazaki movie every once in a while >tolerates me and accepts me
as for myself i'm basically what OP described
Christopher Reyes
if he isn't ryan gosling like he need not apply and I even wish ryan was a little taller
Brandon Adams
discriminating against tall or short men isn't okay
