/r9gay/ - #514

yeah then, that's what i'm into

I just feel less depressed, really

are you offering me a part in this role? or just telling me i could, because i really dont think i can at this point

Are you cute? What vidya or Porn do you like?

*the cursed prince turn'd frog regains his true form, and you live happily ever as his beautiful queen*

Can you ask nicely?

What makes you think that you couldn't do it user?

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>slutty title
>unwholesome
How fucking dare you call my cat maids unwholesome user.

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May i have a kiss user pretty please?

All this posting of anime boys has me in the mood to watch something. Maybe I'll go download some of the newer Goblin Slayer eps

*smooches u*

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>that fucking spic is posting here as we speak
Frightening

>tfw no bf to look at me lustfully like that when he kisses me
real funny guys

which spic are you referring to user?

I know which spic you're referring to and I assure you he's not.

>ywn have a sk8rboi bf to get fucked up with and shred all day.
Ask me how I know the world is trash.

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if you truly knew who i was talking about you'd know he is because he forgot to clear it before posting, deleted, and posted again.

>flirting with some guy on discord
>take a dick pic and send it
>i accidentally sent it on a server

holy fuk

i deleted it like as soon as i noticed and nobody has talked about it yet (servers just filled with friends, only active when everyones on really) but im sorta scared

Don't send nudes to randoms when flirting ya filthy slut

Because im not very nice to look at user, and have no prospects at all for my future, dont have any money to better take care of myself either

You're not supposed to send dick pics to strangers?? O-oh.

>sissymaxxing thread deleted
cancer

Getting a part time job is always an option, and the right man can always help you to improve yourself and your appearance even if you don't want to.

All it takes is a little hard work and total fucking obedience.

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should I try my hand at using my wasted life and the insights gained therefrom to make an imageboard
no way I'm onboarding with Shitty IRC With Pictures

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How are my fellow gaybots spending their Friday night?

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Where do I buy a non-sissy fag to fag around with? I don't mean a lumberjack, but someone who at least can help me carry wood because I'm small and weak.

Reveling in my blind consumerism from Black Friday and lamenting my bank account. How are you?

about to go to sleep buttersanon

despising you,as with every day

That all depends my friend... are you cute?

>tfw hate vaginas
>like cocks
>hate manly bodies and faces
>like feminine bodies and faces
>hate female personalities
>like boy personalities
>am switch/sub
Am I fucked bros? This means I can only ever be with a cute dominant trap or trans.

If I am fucked, well, should I kill myself at 30? I was considering trying to be more cute so I could trap but I can only ever manage twink mode. Once that wears off I think my chances plummet to 0.

Even if I am I can't prove it on r9k.

Not too bad myself. Considering buying some vidya on Steam with ""money"" I made from a website that's about to die, and I need to cash out before it does finally die. Might as well get Steam gift cards.
I hope that you sleep well, anonfriend.

I'm just heating my room up. Really nice and warm.

how would someone be able to do that even if i didnt want to? like blackmail or something?

That's good enough for me. Hey wassup it's your strong faggot here to do faggoty shit with you.

Lots of vidya on sale today, sounds like a solid plan. What kind of vidya you looking into?

I want to put a cute Jow Forums gaybot into a nice and crinkley diaper :3

So far I have Dishonored and Just Cause 3 lined up. Not sure what else to get, though I do like open world games.

Do you wanna carry lumber with me and have a picknick?

Oh fun, open world games are fun, but they always overwhelm me after a while and i stop playing. I was thinking of getting S.T.A.L.K.E.R. soon actually

Training and conditioning.

Blackmail is wrong, I meant 'don't want to' in the sense of being too lazy to eat right or exercise for example without someone assertively motivating you.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. sounds pretty fun, and I forgot about it. I might get that maybe.

>tfw no bf to explore the zone and collect artifacts with

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STALKER is only fun if you're a glutton for punishment, and even then it's not really that fun.

>iktfb
Oh. Should I avoid it then?

Feelsbadman :( want a bf that explodes for no reason
Janky post apocalyptic wasteland RPGs are my kink

How nice is the weather? If it's too cold we could always sit by the fireplace and make use of all the lumber we just carried.

It's a classic game and the difficulty is high. You're an illiterate Russian peasant with terminal cancer, exploring perilous fallout zones full of bandits and monsters for pennies on the dollar. And it feels exactly like that. If you can't take the heat, steer clear.

Finally a game that lets me play out my deepest darkest fantasies

Weather is cold and horrible, but nothing a fireplace can't fix.

>discord friend offline for over 24 hours
>cute work friend has gf despite gay mannerisms
>cute friend admits he once had romantic interest in me but says he was put off by my insecurity

Whats your suicide fuel this evening /r9gay/?

I'm sorry to hear that, user, that's a horrible feeling ;_;

>dying website keeps refunding my coins
>tfw can't actually redeem anything
Pic related.

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Guy I play a lot of dota with has lost all interest in me because I didn't want appear slutty and send noots. We barely know each other.

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>tfw no appalachian bf

I don't see how that is in any way comparable to what happened to me, but thanks for the (You).

a mountain man gross..

hi i am a gay man that really likes anime girls. i mean i'm telling you i'm sexually attracted to men but i refuse to post any pictures of them, instead posting pictures of a specific anime girl that is from such an obscure reference that you know i'm doing this on purpose. I'm now going to steer the conversation into the direction of how HRT is actually good for femboys to take because it makes them look younger for longer. I will be smug and dismissive to any comments disagreeing with me. Just to reiterate, i am a homosexual man attracted solely to the male form and i expect you to treat me as such.

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Absolutely based user fuck girl posters

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Go to bed fateanon you're drunk.

hi I am an angry frog poster who posts in response to posters like you. I will see your hrt posts, and instead of just attacking you, I will instead attack the rest of the gay men still left on this board. I will spam this thread with BAM posts, I will keep making copy and paste threads to "take back /r9k", and I will call for a war on faggots. I will gather a bunch of other frog posters to mass report this thread so it gets autosaged, before getting angry at why the jannies keep banning me.

>he doesn't think you can post cute anime girls and still enjoy men and cocks

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I was trying to reply to a post that doesn't even exist. I am convinced I saw it. It said something like "post recent disappointments/feels" or something. I really need to sleep. Please spend your free (you) wisely.

where the fuck are you seeing frogs anywhere in my post you retard if this doesn't apply to you then it shouldn't matter to you

way to miss the mark there

Go take your pills and calm down user

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fuck off fedorov! you and your predatory tranny cult aren't welcome here!

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>thinking you can stop me

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just me and my pills tonight what about y'all

Can I get a quick rundown on Federov Bogdanoff?

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He doesn't even understand that Queen is the greatest band of all time (by far) baka desu.

>rothschilds bow to Fedorov

>in contact with homosexuals

>rumoured to possess incredible programming abilities

>control discord with an iron fist

>own underground pharmacies all over the world

>direct descendant of the ancient stonewall blood line

>will admin the first discord server on Mars

>own basically every HRT editing research facility on Earth

>first designer trannies will be Fedorov trannies

>Fedorov said to have 200+ IQ

>She owns Spiro R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Fedorov hormones inside you right now

>Fedorov in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

>learned fluent uwuspeak in under a week

>She's 20 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

>In reality, she's timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the fem bang to the end of the universe

>Fedorov will guide humanity into a new age of feminity, selfharm, and NEETdom

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i cant tell if you got what i was putting down or what

>tfw no sweet cuddly ebf to stop being a neet for so i can get a job and go visit them
kms lads

That's the name of the game desu

If only you were probably close enough for that to be a reality

Third rejection today lads, does not feel good. Does not feel good at all.

>tfw no /x/ bf to hunt ghosts with

I mean as long as the person wasnt like over 5 hours difference in timezones i think i could handle it

where are you from anyon?

Why do people smoke after sex? Is it to cope with mistakes

well specify it then silly where you at

Why not just push yourself to get said job as a way to go confidently into meeting said ebf

west europe
I have my reasons user

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>tfw I bought a new grinder the other day
>tfw no bf to smoke with
Well this kinda sucks...

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Is there a gay onahole I can buy so I can masturbate pretending I'm fucking some cute boy's brains out?

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>grinder
Leave you slut
and then i get yelled at by people who can't get a pun

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i think onaholes are neutral user its just what you believe

are you a cutie?
oragenli

>tfw femboy on HRT
it's a really odd feeling doing what trannies literally do, but not being dysphoric.

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Absolutely positively not in my opinion or anyone elses for that matter

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