What's stopping you from killing yourseIf?

No reason to kill myself yet because I have not run out of whiskey yet

Im not feeling suicidal

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family
ive been thinking of removing the body tho
no body = no suicide
maybe go out next to a timed explosive?

I'm not going to kill myself without taking others with me.

>LOOOK AT ME IM EDGGY
Get the fuck out
you're either fucking larping as depressed or literally 15

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anime and my family

If you have anybody who would be sad if you died, you have more than many people do.

It would make my mom irreversibly sad. She doesnt deserve to be sad.

>Hope that things can be different
>Fear of death
>Would hurt family
>I think people who kill themselves are attention whores
If I ever did it, I would make it look like an accident.

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My ace in the hole is heroin. At least if things get too bad I can go back to melting my brain with opioids for a few years before killing myself.

mom, dad, and the fact that I'm really scared of pain. A little hope too, even if it's fake lazy hope with no basis in reality

I want to live two more years just to be able to vote against Tr&mp one more time.

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This exactly
mby stage a structural failure than my family an finally get something from my existence through law suit money.

And once again op is a massive faggot

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I have living family that still cares for me, doesn't help i'm both a ballast and a crutch for pretty much everyone cept my mother.
and for more selfish reasons.
I have a backlog of stuff to watch.
There's still plenty of things i want to buy.
and there's stuff coming in the near or not so near future i still want to see/own.

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You just wanna live long enough to watch him win a second term in office.

pact with God

I don't want to kill myself, cause I love every singel robot here. Sometimes I want to cuddle all of you.
You bots give me strength to live on and on. Thank you guys.

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that's very homosexual

No you don't origolo.

Jesus that's deep

looking forward to living on my own, and doing whatever i want until i die.

i don't know how i'd go about doing it
i don't want to give up like a loser
i don't know what i'd do with all the stuff i own
i don't want my family to be ashamed about me

I'll die eventually anyway. Maybe i can do it when all my family's gone

Maybe.
Yes I do.

The family that created and nurtured me, the family that I shall come to create and nurture, and the journey for the truth that I have still so far to attain.

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even that german selfhating misanthrope autistic robot faggot.

I continue to live because of anime tiddies

can't get it right

the thing is about family. I've wondered if you can make you're family hate you. For example if i admitted to being a pedophile rapist. Would they be happy I died? Perhaps kill someone with me to really seal the deal? Do it while drunk?
Especially if i ad some line somewhere. >feeling happy, glad god made me
or something to seal it im narcissist that deserved it.
Based. Nothing sedates my depression like good a loli ecchi
checked
its not hard.
easiest is gun or n2 or h2 canister + plastic bag

Im too much of a bitch to go through with it plus family

too pathetic, I would rather kill dozens of randoms until some cop shoots me.
But luckily there is plenty of terrorism by commies, muzzies and nazis so I can just sit at home and laugh at their victims.

I don't want to, I'd rather see how it ends than give up.

The hope that things will get better.
And if not that, then the ability to make things right before I decide to go.

kingdom come deliverance and wanting to play mount and blade bannerlord

Religion and belief of hell

FOMO, unironically.

I AM THE DEVIL :D

please reply, I got dubs :(

famiIy and cowardness

I have to be at work monday so yeah

not knowing what happens when you are dead

No weapons (guns)
and I want to blow up this big mall in my city before I go

Reported to FBI
have fun getting raped in prison fag

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I am like 85% sure that God exists, dont want to take any chances with hell. Also my future prospects are better than those of the average robot, Im a pretty good uni student and will probably be a high-priced lawyer about 5-6 years from now

The fact that there'd be nothing. That sounds fucking boring I'd rather play vidya and eat snacks

im suicidal, yet I do not live in America, so its hard to get a gun (which is how I want to go out)

Im starting to lose wight, lift and dress better.

i dont want to die, i just want to live, but happily with a gf

scared of the pain, i don't wanna feel anything

what vidya still gives you entertainment
im shit at everything or find it boring

what are you even doing here if youre not autistic and a virgin. youre clearly a self proclaimed "depressed normie"

Right now I'm playing Destiny 2 but I play TF2 a little bit almost every day and occasionally play through Oblivion
Also while eating pic related

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>TF2
i put 15k+ hours into that shit, mostly rocket jumping
>mustard pretzels
fug yea dude

i think my fren killed himself and if he has that means I have nothing much to live for, all the goodness would be gone from me.

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the fear of the void

That's what I said, but he just didn't get it. Jesus is so inconsiderate in bed.

No good methods I can easily use.
>No one delivers helium tanks except industrial ones.
>Also I suspect the helium method is an epic Jow Forums prank and it just makes your voice high for the next few days.
>350 pounds so can't hang myself because the rope or fan might break.
>Heavy gun control in my country so can't use that.
>Jumping from a building takes balls which I don't have.
>Pills probably won't work because pharma companies know faggots try to overdose on them so add something in their pills to make them puke.
>Can't get real drugs on the internet because live with parents and if they find them I'll be homeless AND suicidal.

just sounds to me like you really dont want to kill yourself

I'm in the same boat, man
impossible to get a shotgun im commiefornia

your body just naturally vomits up poison btw, it's not something special they intentionally add to pills. you can take antiemetics if you want to avoid throwing up

Self-preservation and ego.

nihilism.
You can do and be anything you want and there isn't a one thing that everyone should be.
yet i am just sitting home talking with anonymous shitposters while listening to shoegaze

My parents have told me to kill myself numerous times, said that I should just die and the world would be better off.

I hate them so much that the last time they told me to kill myself I swore to them that I would be there to watch them both fucking die, that I would be there on their deathbeds to tell them what shitty human beings they are and to laugh in their faces as they take their last breath

dying is excruciatingly painful and unpleasant no matter what
aside from that, nothing

this play list
mainly the last 4 songs
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC4HT-TRq6IecfmtyoM1YfQxKIdIvC1wh

The thought that one day I can get her back.

If she ever gets married I'll probably kill myself.

Cowardice
Fear to fail with my chosen method
Lethargy to organize a tent

Bruh, wat happened?