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*schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop* *schlop*...
Lucas Myers
Blake White
Good pup
Joshua Clark
shlorp
Elijah Stewart
Other People's Money And How the Bankers Use It (1914) is a collection of essays written by Louis Brandeis first published as a book in 1914, and reissued in 1933.
Logan Jenkins
thanks i really needed that
im will read it
Chase Butler
Yet again the only good thread on this God foresaken board.
Hudson Turner
Why did this make me laugh? I laughed at this for about 30 seconds.
Robert Moore
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound. [BEEP]
Austin Nelson
damn man a nigga is T H O R S T Y
Jordan Evans
Louis Brandeis was an American lawyer and associate justice on the Supreme Court of the United States from 1916 to 1939. He was born in Louisville, Kentucky, to Jewish immigrant parents from Bohemia (now in the Czech Republic). He attended Harvard Law School, graduating at the age of 20 with what is widely rumored to be the highest grade average in the law school's history.
Starting in 1890, he helped develop the "right to privacy" concept by writing a Harvard Law Review article of that title, and was thereby credited by legal scholar Roscoe Pound as having accomplished "nothing less than adding a chapter to our law". He later published a book entitled Other People's Money and How the Bankers Use It, suggesting ways of curbing the power of large banks and money trusts. He fought against powerful corporations, monopolies, public corruption, and mass consumerism, all of which he felt were detrimental to American values and culture.
His nomination was bitterly contested, partly because, as Justice William O. Douglas wrote, "Brandeis was a militant crusader whoever his opponent might be. He was dangerous not only because of his brilliance, his arithmetic, his courage. He was dangerous because he was incorruptible and the fears of the Establishment were greater because Brandeis was the first Jew to be named to the Court." On June 1, 1916, he was confirmed by the Senate to become one of the most famous and influential figures ever to serve on the high court. His opinions were, according to legal scholars, some of the "greatest defenses" of freedom of speech and the right to privacy ever written by a member of the Supreme Court.
Liam Ward
In a letter while at Harvard, he wrote of his "desperate longing for more law" and of the "almost ridiculous pleasure which the discovery or invention of a legal theory gives me." He referred to the law as his "mistress," holding a grip on him that he could not break.
Unfortunately, his eyesight began failing as a result of the large volume of required reading and the poor visibility under gaslights. The school doctors suggested he give up school entirely. He found another alternative: paying fellow law students to read the textbooks aloud, while he tried to memorize the legal principles. Despite the difficulties, his academic work and memorization talents were so impressive that he graduated as valedictorian and achieved the highest grade point average in the history of the school, a record that stood for eight decades. Brandeis said of that period: "Those years were among the happiest of my life. I worked! For me, the world's center was Cambridge."
Brandon Barnes
mmmmmmmmmmmm yummo hows the water chief
Chase Lee
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Dylan Gutierrez
*eats water*
Matthew Thomas
Do cats inherently schlop different?
Ayden Moore
Cat tongues are significantly tougher than dog tongues so maybe that could effect schlurp
Chase Cox
*shlip shlip shlip shlip*
Andrew Bennett
*schekel**schekel**schekel**schekel*
Carson Scott
Of the shitty forced memes on Jow Forums right now, this is my favorite. Way funnier than that NPC crap.
Grayson Ross
should I go to bed because its 4:39 for me
Bentley Mitchell
Is the *schlop* dog followed by random facts a meme now? I hope so.
Lucas Green
I hope not. SCHLOP threads used to be about different kinds of schlops, good doggos, poking fun at cats - you know, wholesome things. Bring back november 18th era schlopposting please
Connor Robinson
Yes. Dogs stick their whole tongues into the water, then fold their tongues into a spoon sort of shape and then draw it back into their mouths. Cats don't submerge their tongues but instead shoot them straight down into the water surface, bending only the very tip, and then draw it back in very quickly. They don't scoop any water but instead pull a small column into their mouths which is what they drink.
Thomas Miller
That's retarded, why don't they just gulp it like normal people?
Thomas Thomas
Good point. Now that I think about it, the schlopposting format is very versatile, and it will go wherever destiny takes it.
Landon Hall
I like dogs.
That is all.