Does anyone want to read a bedtime story to a sad femanon?

Does anyone want to read a bedtime story to a sad femanon?

I can't fall asleep and have that sinking feeling of loneliness in my chest that gets worse by the hour. I don't really want to speak, just listen. You don't need to read the full thing, I just want to hear another persons voice and try to fall asleep comfy for a minute or two.

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I think there are youtube channels for bedtime stories. Why are you sad?

I would if i wasn't traveling for the holidays .

Sorry I don't have Chad voice.

That's a good idea, I didn't think of that. And no reason really, just late night emptiness.

I like reading, I wanted to be a VA at one point. I only read the first little bit because I dont want to wake my roommate up, but I like how my voice sounds right now.

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Thats ok. Originally

This was nice even though it was short, thanks user.

God Bless, hope your night gets better

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FUCK OFF! WRF IS WITH ALL THESE FEMCUNTS.

GIRLS CANNOT BE ROBOTS. WE HATE YOU. GET OFF OUR BOARD.

GO POST YOUR TITS ON /SOC/

SLUT.

Have you got a discord I rly like VCing at night to fall asleep and stuff, my accent is not the best but I'd try my best

shes just asking for someone to read to her christ.
>Jow Forums is for incels only
this this is why people compare you to sjws

This board is for greentexts you goddamn feelfag

Yeah, but I don't really want to chat or have a conversation if that's what you mean

hey op, i hope this helps. keep your head up, okay?
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She didn't promise to be anyones bf.

That was sweet- Thank you, really. And I'll try to.

Who cares?

I did it because I like reading. Its fun, and here I have an excuse to read a little.

Ah, damn, I'm probably too late :c

>>Jow Forums is for incels only

THATS EXACTLY WHAT ITS FOR, ITS ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY YOU FUCKING NEWFAG

>shes just asking for someone to read to her christ.
WHY THE FUCK SHOULD WE.

Yeah greentexts about hating women. Now get lost and die of cervical cancer. Youve had a dick in your asshole.

im not a girl but i hope you can get over the hate thats in your heart user

I will dedicate you something in a bit but I've got accent so hope you don't mind

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL POSTS ON A BOARD WITH NO TOPIC HAVE TO BE EXACTLY THE SAME

THE EXISTENCE OF WOMEN HURTS ME PHYSICALLY

>t. triggered redditfugee
Hey incel, I'm seeing my gf again this weekend. Gonna see if she'll let me put it up her butt this time :P

>NEWFAG
no r9k is for orignal content and comments . incels as a shitty ideology didnt exsist yet. you cant just scream new fag because someone disagrees with you.

>that sinking feeling of loneliness in my chest that gets worse by the hour
I get that too. I typically just ball up or hug my covers and try to push thoughts of dying alone to the back of my mind until it goes away or it gets worse. If it gets worse I come here and try to drown it out. It's almost 4AM, so it's probably too late to sleep now, and probably I've just made a bad decision as usual.
I don't really get the human body. I tell myself that I'm too broken to be around anyone and that I don't need it, but the thoughts of having someone else softly sleeping next to me and lightly pressing against me still persist, and it still hurts. I don't even want it to happen anymore, I know it won't happen, I just want the thoughts and longings to go away.

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>All boards dont have a specific core of posters with the same specific axiom despite wha the rules say

Go back to plebbit you roastie whore.

Dont ever imply I come from plebbit, You are the invading shits not me. Ive been here since the start.

No its for troubled men to share their experiences and hatred of women. Not for attention whoring thots who cant get chad to get free shit. If you think otherwise youre pathetic or a thot yourself.

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5 am here, I really wonder if it ever does get better user. :

Hahaha, yeah buddy, we're the pathetic ones.

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Not yet, Ive only heard the beginning

>Ive been here since the start
>No its for troubled men to share their experiences and hatred of women

should we tell him?

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For you? Maybe it will. For me, probably not. I'm just trying to accept my place and push away the stupid dreams that won't, can't, and probably shouldn't come true.

Yeah it really does boggle the mind. I honestly dont sleep a lot because of this or when the depression talks back ya know?
like the human body is wonderful yet it likes to tortures so often for so little

>not even pretending to blend in

HAHAHAHA All hiroshimoot has done has killed the blue boards. Your side of the site is going to die, not ours. R9K and pol will live on forever.

Big oof user.
Best thing to keep in mind is try and find a reason to live each day.

>being this fucking new
Listen user. youre fucking retarded. if you wanna jerk off to hating women go ahead. but if youre going to claim you own this board and complete disregard why it exsist than im not really sure what to say to that. its about as autistic as claiming that climate isnt changing .

pro tip. the first r9k board wasnt even on Jow Forums .
i swear if you didnt stink of reddit so bad id assume you were just a few chromies short of a whole person.

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I try, but the world doesn't seem to be in any mood to give me reasons.
I just keep telling myself that I only need a job to support myself, a small living space within my means, and something to pass the time. I just need to do that until death comes and takes it away.
Hopefully I die in some accident or something. Dying old and alone sounds bad, and most ways of death these days are relatively quick, instead of having to sit there and feel my body failing and my organs giving out after years of use and abuse. It would also be a quicker end. I'd do it myself but I don't believe in suicide.

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Tried my best for ya, sorrh the story is so long but hope you enjoy it and get some good sleep :33

:^( disappointed but not surprised, thanks user

I can tell you a cool comfy story if you want me to

Bleh, this filthy phoneposter can't get vocaroo working. If you post a discord I'll record stuff for you another time. People have complimented me on my voice before so, eh, I'd like to try reading for people. I'm not interested in VCing.