Kirby just ate you! What power does he gain?

anxiety, ptsd, bpd, binge eating disorder, bulimia, ocd, add and autism.

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More knowlege about useless shit than is healthy

Tell me a useless fact

You got trips on this post.

Nice, 444

Yup, not knowledge boy but was that useless enough?

irritable bowel syndrome
depression
being a brainlet

>Starvation headache
There was people downstairs all day so i couldnt eat

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Retardation
Debatable whether or not it's a power worth having, Kirby was already a glorified retard though

Vascular EDS, have fun Kirby

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the power to constantly think about the mindless murder of everyone around him but still act like a functioning human.

the power of high functioning autism, hatred, isolation, and thoughts of destroying all life

high five buddy! me too!

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Cannon.

Were you ass fucked user?

the power of nothing. Nothing in his life changes

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The power of UwU!

Pretty sure he already has that one user

neutron stars are so dense that not only electrons but protons flow freely as well

assburgers, ADD, paranoia, anxiety, depression, years of social isolation, a general sense of apathy towards the world, a family history of alcoholics and suicidal bipolars

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being an absolute NEET

Anal prolapse at will