/r9straight/

Don't be heterophobic edition

No fags, sissies, lesbos, bifaggots or trannies allowed in this thread, just pure blooded heterosexuals

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Bump because this thread is sadly already dying

What do you guys talk about here besides
>tfw no gf

Anything except for gay bullshit

Anybody hate how bisexuals think they are true robots?

BUMP
WHERE THE FUCK ARE STRAIGHT ROBOTS

by making this thread you're only promoting some sort of stupid "sex war" on the board. Let the faggots have their containment thread, and treat the rest of the board as r9straight

ARE THEY ALL EXTINCT?
HAVE WE TRULY LOST?

>Sissie threads on the board constantly
Yeah, okay faggot

God I fucking hate faggots; the lot of them. NAIL 'EM TO A CROSS. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I really hate gay faggots FUCK THEM.

>Implying they only have one containment thread and have not contaminated the entire board already.

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>thread is for heterosexuals
>can't stop bringing up fags
Lol insecure str*ights...

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What do you guys wanna chit chat about? Gay people are a plague!!!!!

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What kind of contraception do you use?

Don't be such a heterophobic asshole

You're an idiot; you do realize the faggots get baiters and shitposters within their threads constantly, and you know what they do; they ignore it. You're just replying to bait.

Also, why did you censor Straights?

Don't tell me what to do bitch.

Str*ights are a plague.

OH MY GOD, I HATE FAGGOTS. COME ON BROS PLEASE I HATE GAY PEOPLE.

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Good thread but fuck you just had to pick the worst pic for OP didn't you?

Okay then heterophobe, if we are such a plague, why do fags get HIV then?

>Good thread
How can you type on a keyboard correctly when you're blind?

Keep in mind that the jannies will actively attempt to silence anti-trap threads by bumplocking it so it will never be bumped, whilst allowing sissy generals to stay up.
Fuck them, straight pride parade when?

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2020 hopefully, bring biological books to scare off trannies

>Over half of the girls I like end up being either lesbo or bi with a stronger attraction to women
Why does it gotta be this way. Also no it's because I chase or am attracted to butch girls

Who else here a victim of heterophobic bullying?

I find 2d gay shit like doujins hot but irl gay people make me sick. Guess it's cause 2d drawings don't work the same/look the same/talk the same as 3d

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>almost 2020-1
>still no government mandated gfs
REEEEEEEEE

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NOW NIGGA

NOW NIGGA

NIGGAS HORNY UH

STACY GOT THE LICKY UH

GOT THE STIFFY UH

BLICKY HAS A TRICKY UH

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Hey, did you know that if you want to fuck a chick who can legally drive a fucking car, you're a fucking pedophile and you should have your nuts cut off? I didn't either! Thanks, amerifaggots!

Oscillate yurself tonight when you are in your bed,
Assimilate the dopamine passing through your head.

DUUUUUB-GAAAAANG

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>heteronormatives thinking they can be robots
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

There is no need to have a /straight/ thread because most of the conversations you wish to have are already being had by straight people on other threads. Enjoy being more attention-hungry than the faggots.

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A worthy attempt nonetheless, cheers!

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>Think Normies are Straight people
*Even louder* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS HETEROPHOBE

>pic name
AYYYYAAYAYYYAAAAIIII
(loudbassboostedpillarmentheme.wav)

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>t. faggot
originalitieg

>t. homophobe.

i dont know the name of a single girl in my age range in my whole state lol

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What the fuck am I doing with my life? Why didnt I just die after birth?

This is my Skyrim waifu Recorder

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Just a reminder that there's a difference between being gay and being a faggot. I have gay friends that are not faggots. You, on the other hand...

It is ridiculous, bifags literally have the highest probability of getting a partner

I'm a cool guy right user?

I know!
Let's pretend we are bi, ask bi girls then boom! We've got a partner

WE'RE STRAIGHT
IT'S GREAT
GET USED TO IT
youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FrqwZyKw

You are being cheeky but that will literally work on retarded tumblr fujoshis.

straight pride is even dumber than MRA or white pride. You might as well have pride in drinking water or some other gay shit.

Are you telling me gay pride is allowed but straight pride isn't? We are being replaced

>We are being replaced
That would be impossible considering homosexuals rely on heterosexuals for children. There will always be more straights.

I was born this way and I'm PROUD.
If that upsets you then that just proves how insecure you are in your own sexuality.

>want to get pegged
>dont like tits or ass
>think vaginas look disgusting
>despise gays
whew, anyone else borderline straight

Straight people are the only people.

Of course. That's simple fact.

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user.. you're just closeted

Just like black pride is allowed but white pride is not.

sounds about right origirgorg

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