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Happy birthday to Timothy James Byrne

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I want big fat titties in my face

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what food should i get from tescos when it opens

i'm an amerifag and i am penetrating your thread

am i welcome lads?

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no bugger off yank

you can just go right back where you came from, is that understood laddy?

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No cook of cooking picture today. That's often a sign of a road trip to Oxford

Maybe he's going for a day out for his birthday

move along now, sir

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>tfw no rodeo romeo

sacrifice him to the queen lads, lizzy hungers

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kerchingggggg!!!! got some money today lads going to go to poundland and buy some SWEETIES get in there lads !!!

nice lad
oregano comment

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/ourtim/ must certainly be off to Oxford today for his birthday

woops nearly forgot i just need to smoke this FAT SPLIFF as wel before i go innit!!! yes then!!!!!!!! *lights up and has a few puffs* *passes it to user*

*handcuffs you*
there'll be none of that sunshine

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Just slept for about 14 hours lads wew

Fry up at my local cafe or Lidls croissants, YOU DECIDE

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heh, i'll race you the shop son

*watches as you excitedly run ahead*

heh, this kids gonna do alright

*sips*

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Get yourself a fry-up, you deserve it lad. x

dubs you eat my sausage

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Thanks lad

Bit rude for a Sunday morning

twos on that spliff lad?

We dont need no johnny forener here mate.

ere are lad pass it when youre done

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fucking spacker

I'd unironically fuck her
simple as

>Not winning the race against your son on the John Deere

What's theoretically the least painful way to kys, asking for a friend

this drift event is doing my tits in
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>What's theoretically the least painful way to kys

lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Suicide by cop. The adrenaline should mean it's painless

nitogen or helium gas

memelium

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Imagine being the poor 1% cunt who survives "Shotgun to head".

I doubt anyone actually does survive unless their aim is completely off. Probably just there to put people off

VERY DARK HOURS NOOT COMFYY!

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I'm always sceptical about this one because I'm worried it was made by master trolls and helium suicide is secretly painful as fuck.

I think there was a guy who totally botched it and shot upwards and blew some of his face off.

That girl in America who got a face transplant from doing just that gives me nightmares

gotta make sure you don't blow your jaw off, mangle your face and leave you living like a lemon.

nah i'm fine mate, trust me

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Surely they realise the brain isn't in the jaw

See this guy knows what's up. No selfies are allowed though mate, better spoiler it before the jannies see

>Surely they realise the brain isn't in the jaw
I guess being in a frantic rage suicide mood and shotguns are a bit awkward to aim at yourself.

mentally unstable people are mongs and most of them have never used a shotgun anyway

Eating some Pringles lads.

Is Mythbusters still going? This needs investigating. At what angle is a shotgun blast no longer fatal?

>Normalfag friends want to go out.
>Ask what time they're getting there
>11
>Arrive at 11
>They not there
>Show up at 12
>Fuck sake
>Bought a bunch of degenerates who are barely older than 18 and mostly ignore me because they're just retarded kids who don't understand how to socialise properly
>Try to talk to the few normie friends who actually like me
>Some sped knocks over everyone's drinks and it's the funniest shit apparently
>Autistic girl who gave me a lift wants to go home and sleep
>Run out as quickly as possible and tell them to enjoy themselves and have a nice night
Man normalfag life is exhausting. Why do people think this is healthy? I just want to play video games and watch Star Trek.

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Turned 28 today.
Fuck.

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what flavour?
my fav used to be sour cream & onion but they changed the flavour or something, i think
same with pot noodles

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>Autistic girl who gave me a lift wants to go home and sleep
Mate you were supposed to back home with her to sleep ;^)

if you don't go for the side of the head technique its gotta be a fair angle over so it deffo goes through the brain

>star trek

good lad

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Who is this semen demon
I got yellow fever at the moment I have no idea why
Also one time I bought the sour cream pringles and they were the fucking ready salted ones no lie, they must have fucked them up in the factory and not added the flavour

It's just heavy gas, providing you don't turn the valve too much (as it says) and leave it on while you sleep for a few hours you should pass out just fine.
CO2 would probably work as well, just Helium is easy to get a hold of because birthday parties

Happy Birthday, friend. Original happy birthday.

Just the original lad. Might make a diy fleshlight with the Pringles cylinder.

It was her birthday last weekend and I went back to hers and sucked on her titties for a while it was based.
But she keeps spazzing out and won't let me go further.

Can confirm it works. I know someone who did it. argos sells helium

>Helium is easy to get a hold of because birthday parties
I worked at a fancy dress shop that also did balloons. We never sold/loaned out hellium tanks we always did them in shop even if it was for hundreds

Not him, but don't they put oxygen in the helium tanks as well these days?

>Lock myself in a cupboard with a helium tank
>Parents find my corpse after a month
>My facial expression is like the girl in The Ring who gets killed first
>"At least he died peacefully :)"
nooo

"Lovelyz - Yein" is what i've got bookmarked, fuck knows if that's her though, all look-a-rike
they're nice too, i was going to buy some last night but they're extortionate (at the garage)

Haha what are you anons talking about? Making your voices turn funny with helium? silly lads!!

im gay but dont tell any1

Sounds hot. Keep sucking those autistic titties lad.
>she keeps spazzing out and won't let me go further.
She is autistic lad. It's pretty normal though, some girls are just shy. Had one pretty autistic gf who was shy of being fingered but absolutely loved it when I did

Wonder if she pays her taxes?

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Gonna do it lads, gonna pay for a Jow Forums pass.
Fucking sick of the faggot Captcha screwing up all the time, asking me to click 30,000 traffic lights and store fronts and buses and then saying "oops you forgot to solve the captcha!" and then there's the one where you have to click on a million tiles and they vanish after you click them but they don't load new pictures. Or the captcha just never loads at all. It's fucking BULLSHIT I bet Hiro did this on purpose.

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yes mum, h-helium balloons, that's what we're talking about...

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Do you ever just make up the most ridiculous shit and see how many people get taken in by it?

Fancy dress shops sell costumes not helium tanks. Of course it's shop policy to not sell/loan the only helium tanks you have that are used for part of the business.

This is a meme. Why would they do this? It would probably turn you into a vegetable instead from being largely oxygen deprived but just about kept alive.

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No.
I am a horribly honest person even anonymously on Jow Forums. It gets me into a lot of trouble in real life because I refuse to tell lies.
But I also seem to be cursed to having absolutely batshit incredible things happen to me that no one believes because they sound so fucking made up.

Sour cream is the only flavour of Pringle. Anything else just makes me think "wish these were sour cream"

4chanX with nojs captcha

>Why would they do this?
because pure hellium is expensive as fuck

No but i see it happen here all the time, it's so annoying to watch everyone take the bait when you just want to talk feels and shit

Why is helium such a popular suicide method, especially in America where you can get a gun with your groceries in the local supermarket?

sour cream is the taste of my cum

>that feel when you get lucky and don't have to do captcha all day
>that feel when your post is loading and the captcha resets and you re do it

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I'm far too lazy to LARP desu

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Don't get me wrong I don't do it here, but I know what you mean. Britfeel is a sanctuary, but the rest of the site is fun to wind up

Disagree, they don't taste great and from a distance they smell like skunky vomit.

Yeah I don't really get it either. Handgun suicide is not a guaranteed death but shotgun suicide basically is. Both are easily accessible in America. I'd rather my head explode at 600mph than wait for some faggot tank that has a higher chance of brain damage than death.

Your cum is delicious!

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wish i was out my nut lads

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weird i typed
>you have to do it again
buggy shitty site

mmmm eat my cum u slut

How are you lads going on No Nut November?

>Why is helium such a popular suicide method
is it? I'm sure overwhelmingly people in America shoot themselves

Some people probably want to be found somewhat intact rather than their brains splattered on the wall

If Helium was that expensive why would it ever be put inside balloons?