Tfw no short fembot gf

Please be my fembot gf where r you located?

That's a bit direct but I'm currently in Britbongistan

Interesting, 5:05 pm there right? Heh

Yep, it's around that
What about you? Where are you located, ey?
Also my question sounded a bit odd but oh well

It's 6 pm where I am, just a country near yours, nah it's fine

Let me guess, Scotland?
Are you a bagpipebot, user?

Not Scotland and no lol, just a dummy sorry

Wait no
I am rarted excuse me I had a bit too much vodka
Hmm.
France? Germany? This guessing game is a bit interesting, not gonna lie

Add each other already

Vodka? God i ended up so bad on nye bc of thay, was like sweet strawberry vodka nah its fine
Oh you're there there, but I'd rather not saying it here sry

Ok
Do you want to add me somewhere?

godspeed user. Have fun with your depressed lazy alcoholic gf.

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Sadly I don't have discord or any proper social media or I would have given it to you, user
Also vodka and strong alcohol is a pretty big thing in general where I come from kek
I'm used to drinking it so it got better with time

>rarted
Quality taste in streamers, friend

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Well it's just strong guess that's why I ended up at emergencies wanting to beat everyone up last nye then lol
I just get agrssive and stuff when I do it so
Ive got an email if you want to if not that's ok

I barely even know that my email exists but if you're okay with not talking for days or weeks at a time just because of my stupidity then I'd be willing to exchange emails

Also try the lighter stuff if you get aggressive
Vodka tends to bring out the worst in people sometimes so ehh

Would b nice to get some good talk yeah, here

[email protected]

I've always drank whiskey in fact I find it better than simply beer which I dislike it rly, I don't wanna come back to drink that again, rly bad experiences you know

Just sent you a message
Also vodka isn't for everyone so that's understandable

I hope you got hangouts
If not then I can just send a proper email instead desu

Don't have hangouts sry, just send me proper email

Will do then
Give me a sec

I really hope these two feckless kids make it

>tfw 5'7"
feelsbadman
orggg

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