Bros, yesterday I made a catfish Tinder account. Almost 24 hours have passed since then and I've only had 3 matches - one plain Jane and two Stacies. The city I live in has a population of about half a million people. What the fuck am I doing wrong? Should I have added a bio? I feel most people don't bother reading it. I've only set my job to "entrepreneur".
Or maybe women are pickier than I thought?
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You look like a phaggot ...
Of course you should've added a bio.
You also used pics in which your chad is a self-obsessed douche. Remove 4, 5, and 6.
pic 2 is bad and you should have bio. maybe try picking a different chad that isnt self obsessed? Steal pics from facebook
Lol, lookmaxxing only makes you look like a gigantic faggot. It only works with other gays to lookmaxx like that and look like a disgusting bogtype/gigachad type male.
Alright, maybe I went a little over the top.
Also, any suggestions for a bio?
i don't know if you are but don't swipe right on every girl, if you do then it kills you in the algorithm
Who is the guy in the pic? He looks famous, don't use popular people when making a chad tinder
I swipe right literally on every girl, even the ugly ones.
>it kills you in the algorithm
Explain
He's not that famous. He has about 4k followers, which isn't that much compared to most roasties in my area.
Yo that's illegal, senpai.
That guy looks like a professional model, probably is, but he looks kinda old
What did you put your age as, like 25? You need to put your age 18-22 and you need to swipe on people in those age groups
Swipe everyone except busted ugly chicks
What are you planning on doing once you match, just chat to them or insult them? That will get you banned pretty quick
I set his age to 24. I right swipe on women in the 18-30 range.
I plan on wooing them with my incredible personality, a.k.a. looks, and then ghosting them.
Plenty of people do it.
>travel (airplane emoji)
>rugby (rugby emoji)
>photography (camera emoji)
>let's binge watch netflix and cuddle up with some pancakes
I know, I know, it burns to read, but chads always get away with this shit. It also makes your untouchable godly chad seem more down to earth and approachable.
Girls dont care about getting ghosted, Ive had plenty of girls send nudes and then never write again
also NEVER NEVER NEVER pay for tinder boost - it will make you get a shitload of views with the boost but massively kill you after it. Why? so you buy more fucking boosts
Well yea the man looks disgusting
You need a white guy, he looks kinda arab
In 24 hours I, a robot, got more matches than your Chad. Thank you for the bluepill!
I think it's because he looks a bit unapproachable. I guess even Stacies in my area feel intimidated by him. Maybe I should try with a more down-to-earth Chad or Chadlite.
Also, how the fuck did you manage to get more than 3 matches in 24 hours if you're a "robot"? Do you have a social life, a group of people you can hang out with and take pictures with? Do you travel a lot? Are you by any chance a tall, white guy with a toned body and a defined jaw?
I'm a 5'7 white guy with one picture of me and my friends, a pic of my dogs, a pic of me riding horseback, and a scenic pic I took during my time in British Columbia. My jaw's decent but not a defining feature, and I wear glasses.
I honestly think women are all gay and are just putting up a straight front for fun.
So you're a normalfaggot, good to know.
Please get the fuck off my board.
The dude looks like an absolute douche. Attractive =/= Match. You need a balance of being attractive and not looking like a homosexual retard
Use this guy, though youd have better luck if you made your age 18 or 19.
Dont use the picture with the leaf, that picture is gay as fuck
HOLY SHIT his arms look so elongated and weird