/r9gay/ - #516

Cheer up edition

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A very cute OP to start us off right, thanks for that!

Hey fags I feel so gross rn cause I put some sugar in my coffee and had instant ramen. Where's my bf to beat me up everytime I eat junk?

>your a funny guy user you gotta meet my gf she barley laughs

Worked up the courage to talk to him for nothing well at least i made a new friend

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>tfw no blackbot bf
sadboi

That's adorable, it cheered ME up.
>tfw no bf to cheer me up like this

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Honestly i would date any race not even because im desprete

>tfw im never gonna have a cutie european robot bf who isnt a degenerate slut and wants to be loved and have a meaningful relationship

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are you european? most people who say that aren't from the us

You can have me but Im autistic so

I am here but you're too far away from me.

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>tfw nobody to hold me accountable and cheer me on

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Please stop playing with my hopes and emotions.

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Ikr, I want someone to do cute little dumb shit like this with

Hai user, I'm sorry I didn't respond to you fast enough. How are you?

>cursed with high sex drive
i wish i had a high sex drive bf but not a slut, is that too much to ask?

Are you a blackbot if so how it like being black and gay?

Not good. I'm feeling quite lonely and your post reminded me that no one actually desires a black bf.

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Hello, I am your guy. Where can I acquire you.

Can't have one without the other you slut

Do you want me to make it less lonely? We could talk about stuff and it'll be all right after a while. Only if you want to though.

Unless your like light skin or mixed race it sucks user i know

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It's like hell on Earth if you're initially trying to find a partner online. Everyone ghosts you after you tell them you're black. The only people that "want" you are those that fetishsize you.

I'd like that....

Feels bad.

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>used to roleplay when i hit my furry phase
>still did it a little after i was a furfag
>start wanting the same sort of interaction and story writing present day
are there any options besides flist? i want to avoid furries.

It's because blacks are disgusting, user. Notice every single cute anime picture posted in these threads are white guys or tanned dudes with white features. No one wants to snuggle up to coarse, steel wool hair or have their smell in their nose

Please give me your discord and I will add you so we can start talking right away!

>coarse, steel wool hair
just moisturize guy.

>calling me a slut
user, I haven't done anything sexual with anyone for a long time, and that's on purpose

you can acquire me in the west part of the u.s

>men can have dofferent tastes in plenty of wonen
>teenagers, milfs, punks, tomboys, fat girls, skinny girls, etc...
>if you dont like one specific kind of man you're fake gay
explain the prison gay meme right now

I know. I know. Even crossdressing cannot save us. I hate this.

You didn't want to talk in the thread first...?

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i hate myself
i want a bf for cuddle purposes

Well at least normies of other races like us but there usually annoying can't win either way

You can leave the furry suit, but the furry suit can never leave you.

>explain the prison gay meme right now
>meme
Answered your own question there, user

don't be so down guy. it's not all that bad and you gotta remember the site you're on too.
in the end it all comes down to individual appearances, just like for everyone else.

Isnt it weird that everyone here wants femboys and traps?

Just ignore the mascfags

I want to talk to you in private and be your (b)f eventually. But if you're more comfortable with thread people it's ok

AWWWWWW IT'S SO CUTE i would choose Eevee over a bf

>>if you dont like one specific kind of man you're fake gay
Prison gay is only liking one very specific kind of man though, they only like extremely feminine and young boys

that makes you a furry animal fucker

I look like the one with the glasses, anyone wanna b my bf?

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>i look like generic anime black hair
of course you do

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In what way are you autistic user?

In the autistic way, autistic about my hobbies, socially awkward and so onn

Its funny how you ugly bastards post cute BL pictures, most of you are overtly obese acne ridden monstrosities

I guess it was another way of saying that I have glasses and hair like that...

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where my balding bots at?

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don't project user. then again i use the same insult

Yeah. They're really nice though. I can't really say I've met a racist person IRL.

A-Alright, user. Please don't be joking!
Kazanovy#2997

Y-Yeah, you're right.

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>stutter typing
im sure this e-bf thing will go great

Right here
i took a picture of myself once and hated it immediately after, I'm 22 and i look 35 with my shitty hair

>tfw didn't wake up to a nice message
me sad
>cheer up
no

>Y-Yeah, you're right.
it's just that i already went through this character arc of being sad that i'm black and in the end it doesn't really matter.

I'm gonna go send someone a nice message to wake up to, thanks user

I love smelly boys

yeah you sound like a wonder to have as a bf

are you smelly, user?

you ever buzzed down to a 1 or 2? how bad is it on the scale?

Only a 2 from how it feels right now

I smell a little sweaty right now but it's not as bad because I shaved

well thats not so bad at all, i suppose its bad for 22 but it depends, how fast has it been going?

How's it going, Anons? Doing anything fun today or tonight?

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Smoked excessively like every night

dreading work while autistically shiny hunting

Cleaning out my closet and reorganizing it. Things are a bit of a mess on my floor right now as I put things back and decide what should go

Used to be good only a few years ago

>How's it going, Anons? Doing anything fun today or tonight?
No like always.

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>tfw this user isn't the cute boy you like
me more sad

I took a shower and groomed myself today. Now I feel better about myself so that is nice and fun.

despising you as usual

>autistically shiny hunting
Oh buddy you have no idea
A while back I was going for hexaperfect female shiny Mimikyu in every possible ball
I'm like 8-ish/25 or so

lying in bed and wishing it was sleepy time so I can just move on to the next day
although knowing my extemely predictable moods tomorrow will be shit again before I get any better

Did you enjoy it? That's what counts.
In what game, user?
I should clean up my house also, but I just don't want to. Any time I do start cleaning I find some neat stuff and go down memory lane and it takes forever. Good luck cleaning your closet.
Sounds like me. I'm a boring bfless user.
That's really good, user. Glad that you're all clean.
Hopefully it does get better for you soon. What time is it for you?

>grinding out 8 fucking 6IV shinies
how many 5IV ones did you get?

>although knowing my extemely predictable moods
how do you know?

ORAS, masuda method looking for growlith

I had a dream that i was a model do you think they give a averge looking 5'7 male a chance

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user we both know you don't wanna know the answer to that.
Double digits

>average looking
no
>5'7
absolutely. Everyone in the entertainment industry is short for some reason

I have some 5-6IVs in Luxury Balls, if you're at all interested. It'd take me a bit to get all my stuff set up, though

Ah, good luck with your shiny hunting, my friend.

im good, thanks for the offer though user, i just like getting my own boys
how long did you spend doing that?

Okay damn rdr2 porns is getting better, also

>tfw no arthur morgan bf

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Would you get matching tattoos with your bf?

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>Would you get matching tattoos with your bf?
No.

>what time is it for you
8pm in the only time zone that matters
it's strange, I'm 'bipolar' (sort of) and I can predict how I'll feel the next couple of days very well just off of experience
the only thing I find difficult to predict is irritability, but I've got elation, depression and anxiety pretty much all worked out

Oh, I meant as breeding stock - not shinies. But no worries. I actually have a catalog of basically everything relatively high IVed in X/Y if it'd help you. My collection in UM is more limited, but I've still got a good deal of stuff. Just let me know if I can help!

I actually got pretty lucky on that project, and it was only a couple dozen hours. I do a lot of breeding when traveling.

no.
i would get matches necklaces, or bracelets though.
>the only time zone that matters
but it's 3pm in ny?

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For me only if we've been togethor for a long time

oh i would probably ask for help on some guys but im breeding a team of 6 and i dont know who my last three are gonna be, thanks though user

If it were something small like that and we were together for a long time then I would consider it

No problem, best of luck! Hope you have fun building your team!

Anyone want a bf that doesn't really want anal sex

I'll do you one better and tell you that I want a bf that doesn't want sex at all, ever.

What if he wanted it somewhere around once a month?

I kind of do, to be honest. I'd like it if oral was something we could do, but I don't know where to find a bf like that.

Why is that the case anonymous?

here, bought a black hat recently. Been noticing a few more white hairs on the side recently. Sucks since out of all my 3 friends, I'm the youngest and yet I look the oldest.

Does watching porn really effect the real thing?