/britfeel/

Tried to explain to my mum about David Wu's thotaudit.
She didn't fine it funny. Fucking slut.

>tfw literally 2 assignments both are 'commentaries' (which on my course means basically fucking meaningless) of only 1500 words

ALT-RIGHT twink DESTROYS anus with FACTS and LOGIC

I don't even understand it. What's a 'premium snap'?

sad mongs pay to get a private snapchat where thots send pictures of them rummaging their minges

>holding a two minute silence whilst rassling a nonce down

what a bunch of lads

Congrats lad, feeling good for you, had the comfie wagie life before coming to uni (parents thought it would teach me something, it did) working late shifts in a local takeaway.

"fish fingahs? ya durty bastard"

makes me feel like I'm somewhere in sunny Europe in the early 2000s

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"your gonna be sum1's bitch' fuckin lol

lads can you just rock up to a chemists and ask for co-codamol? are they going to get funny with me?

You pick it up off the shelf in Tesco

any lids remember that lid that ffilmed himself cycling around town shouting "britfeel" to people.was good

you can buy a low strength one from the chemists, you can't buy the real good stuff, that's prescription only

his body next to mine
forever until the end of time

I work in a tourist hotspot lads, Harry Potter gift shop, AMA? I really just wanna vent about shitty customers and dumbshit tourists lmao

32 x 8/500 is still worth it to a proper junkie. The chemist will give you a lecture about not taking them for more than 3 days but if you've got bad toothache or something then just paracetamol doesn't work so don't listen to them.

Whys is it always norf fc that is the nonce hunters?

where are the souf fc nonce hunters?

which one? Kings Cross?

>zooming in on the discarded happy meal

couldnt make it up kek

souf fc are nonces due to urban decay
they all got bummed as kids

Got any cool yank stories? Yanks being yanks n that, just talkin shit about stuff they don't understand and being generally annoying (fellow tourist city user here)

not him but, don't you get to see that on free porn sites?

You lads ever eat your own cum?

Too busy crying about #thepeoplesvote and shit like that to protect 'ar nations kids

yes which is why paying thots is stupid but people are dumb enough to.

People like to feel they have a connection with the girl

Make Great Britain Great Again

>people believe giving a woman money is 'connecting' with them

Do you get a lot of qt girls? have you ever SHAGGED a GIRL from the shop? I'd love the taste of a VOLDEMORT fans MOULDY VORT

I know how you feel. So tired my eyes hurt

>"Harry Potter has a magic hole in that room"
>They go in
>It's a glory hole
??????

duuhhhhhh animals being DERPS
duhhhhhhh animals being BERPS
duhhhhhhh ainmals being FERPS
duuuhhhhh animals being NERPS
duuuhhhhh animals being MERPS
duhhhhhhh ainmals being JERPS
duhhhhhhh animabls being BLERFPS
duhhhhhhhhhhhhh im a rrreeeddddditord

Buy solpadeine max if you want the most codeine for your money, they won't be funny with you unless you buy it all the time.

Have you ever spoken to a woman? Is there much more too it than that?

Nope, I've heard shit things about that one though, lot of our customers say it's jam packed all the time and the staff look like they wanna kill themselves. I mean so do I, but I try not to show it lmao

We had a coach trip of Yanks swarm in, we have a lot of expensive replica's in display cases, but our wands are out in a reachable spot, but they're covered in 'don't touch' signs, so of course they all went wild and grabbed all the wands, making them cascade off the display and onto the floor. I just looked at them and said "This is why have signs." They looked a bit sheepish but didn't even attempt to help pick them up, and one of them was broken; I looked up off the floor to try and catch them and make them pay for it, but they noticed and just dashed out of the shop, screeching about how rude I was and they could do what they wanted in Orlando. Idiots.

We do! Sadly, it's mostly middle aged women and old ladies looking for gifts, but whenever we get students in I'm always front and center for help wink wink. Never gotten a number or a date there though.

Eh, got a phone interview with Sky on Wednesday for exactly that.

Hopefully I dont fuck it up. Probably will put on an Indian accent to make sure

haha absolutle based and redpilled my dear sir

where to find the women that have a fetish shagging ugly virgin freaks?

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i overdosed on codeine once
i thought i was going to die but i was pretty much ok with it as well

>internet "friends" never message you first
>really want to talk but don't want to seem too clingy

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>being a gay conservative

the cringe is something else

Tired of sitting in front of my computer so I've bought some cheap chromebook so I can watch stuff on my bed. Gunna be comfy

Had a very similar thing (thing i witnessed) in regards to the yank thing relating to little Roman figures, genuinely got asked if they were British Empire soldiers. THEY'D ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THE MUSEUM i just don't get what's up with them.

why didn't northern lads get bummed?

Just did a couple body weight squats and feel so good, I need to start doing more moving cause these 'endorphins' or whatever feel really good, especially as im coming down from being high.

Was just about to make a post about my pizzas not coming and then there was a knock atthe door.
Papa johns large is much bigger than pizza huts.
Huge meal. Gonna watch some Van Helsing and chill. Yum.

It's been dark for hours, it's fucking freezing and it's Sunday. I both love and hate this time of year

stronger community way of life, traditional christian values
this is obviously no more with the muslim invasion of the norf

>traditional christian values
pfft

>tfw from the north and got sexually abused twice by women and once by a man as a child.

Glenfinnan Viaduct ?

true. I guess they just got the living shit kicked out of them instead

youtube.com/watch?v=fd0-jJMm9K8

green text? you can skip the woman not bothered about that

>tfw no homeless blond bf for christmas fireside cuddles

but do i look ased lad?

How much did you take lad?

Paramol is the best shit without prescription. Just say that you have tooth ache and a dental appointment in a few days.

If you want to get fucked up then look up cold water extraction. It's easy to do, you'll need some filter paper/decent kitchen roll.

i don't know how it works for you going up to women and chucking money at them doesn't normally do much

i bet coppers always roll their eyes when they get called out to a nonce hunter sting

Why homeless?

Anyone know what happens to them in the end?

I'm saying engagement with them is about as interesting and rewarding as getting something expensively that can be got for free.

Japan. They'll never love you though, or even respect you. You're just a means to an end (a baby)

>l'm saying engagement with them is about as interesting and rewarding as getting something expensively that can be got for free.

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i know. thought it was 8 at 6 o clock.

Nope! I don't wanna end up doxxing myself on here lmao so I'm not gonna say where.

Okay lad, say what you will.

i just dont understand how the human body can produce so much snot, its never ending

thanks to all the frens advice on the co-cocdamol, got back pain and i need something to tie me over until i can get to the doctors

Clearing my nose 10+ times a day. Pissing me right off

when i rub me willy spunk shoots out

i had such a bad cold earlier that i literally woke up one morning and puked snot

fuck i hate it

right I guess

>Be 10ish
>get baby sat by lad next door
>one day he asks to play truth or dare
>say yes
>his dares involve me stripping/him touching me/me touching him
>ends up in him dry humping me
>he tells me not to say anything
>everytime he baby sits we go further doing all manor of stupid shit
>even once took a bath with him
>ends when he left for uni and I was around 13

At the time I thought it was all kosher and fine and to some extent I did enjoy it but only when I got to like 16/17 and realised my view on sex, from the experiences with 2 different women and that him was completely different to other peoples.

every day I have to do snot rockets in the shower.

cant remember i was just taking loads of em
eventually i was just throwing up and i couldnt move, felt like i was going to stop breathing. kind of want to do it again now im talking about it desu. feel like i should be dead.

do you still wank off when you think about taking his cock
was he a lot older

'ate being scottish lads

'ate living up here

its grim

what's the point of the universe
fucknig cunt isnt it

>got sexually abused twice by women

lucky bastard.

britfeel land so far, coming together nicely now, local landmarks include the britfeel high street, britfeel arms, dub & track public house (under construction) benis street park & play ground and sulk anons cuckshed (not on the screenshot)

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MIGHTY!
LUSTEE
20 inches
UNLUBBED
damaging yer anus
yer anus is bruised
bloody
ye is now
gay

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state of a woman who goes after underage boys
so desperate for chad that they have to sexually abuse him as a child

I want big fatty titties in my face

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It's another night of play The Money Store out loud all night in uni halls and anger my normie female neighbours trying to sleep because they're STEM tards who chose 'hard' subjects
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wheres the underage boy brothel

yer is a true genius lid!this will never be forgotten

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wouldn't mind a go that fatty tbqh.

is t'radio hapnin tonight lads?

ffs lad making me want to play minecraft even more
absolutely impossible trying to find a cracked verison that isn't some malware shitheap