The solutions for ~95% of this board's problems

poor (if in the USA): get manual labor / temp agency job, multiple craigslist roommates / couchsurf, save money, move to affordable living city in the midwest / north, get roommates, save more money, study for associates degree in nursing at cheapest college in your area, start at elderly home or similar while studying, then get medical / nursing internship, graduate, move and get entry level nursing job, study for bachelors in nursing, save money, build credit (youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3c9Y_yiok&t=1s, youtube.com/watch?v=t0LHCMcv05Y, youtube.com/watch?v=syT8330MK7o), become registered nurse, use BRRR strategy in real estate (youtube.com/watch?v=udWrw5vhm2k, youtube.com/watch?v=vM0S5OG8bYg), use seller financing + bank loans for small business acquisitions

manlet: limb extension surgery + 3 inch minimum high heel / height elevation shoes

ugly face: facelift, chin implant and augmentation, jaw implant, rhinoplasty, cheek augmentation, cheek liposuction

balding / fucked up hairline: hair transplant + finasteride, forehead reduction / hairline lowering surgery

fucked up teeth: braces, dental implants, bite correction

fat: dinitrophenol and phentermine (be smart and take the correct dosage), gastric balloon implant, fecal transplant from naturally fit bodybuilder with hyper metabolism, testosterone / aromatase inhibitor cycle + heavy cardio light weightlifting

skelly: testosterone cycle + weightlifting, no cardio (stretching only), THC (weed, only if you react to it well), bupropion-naltrexone / liraglutide / lorcaserin / orlistat or phentermine-topiramate, force yourself to eat at least 3000 calories (count them all), load every meal you make with as many tablespoons of butter and oil you can, drink high calorie weight gaining / bulking protein powder

small dick: penis augmentation / lengthening / implant surgery

black african / brown indian: skin lightening surgery, rhinoplasty, lip augmentation

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You're missing crippling anxiety and terrible social skills. A lot of people on here are probably not hideous looking or poor. Personality is extremely important as I've seen plenty of ugly, short, poor guys with great girlfriends and social lives

nice from you to offer the redpill but you're not going to make them swallow it

This. I've literally seen a 3/10 pudgy beaner with a 10/10 curvy (not meme curvy) aryan girl but he had a charming and charismatic personality and that's what won her over.

>ugly face
You don't sincerely believe that surgical alterations will improve our appearances right? We'll just look ugly AND fucked up.

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This. looked through the list, no "personality". most of this board's problems are related to personality. it's not because we're one inch too short or a couple pounds too light or heavy. it's because we're broken inside.

those aren't real challenges though. you get social skills and deal with anxiety with experience. if you're incapable of learning, you wouldn't be able to use a keyboard either.

so start where everyone else does and push through the initial barrier. personality is malleable and changes with your choice of lifestyle.

This. If you're a virgin over the age of 18 it's all about your personality and you should look into being less of a shitty person, not plastic surgery.

Don't get a temp job. There's literally no prospect of you moving up from a temp job, lol.

>skelly
>bupropion
bupropion literally makes you lose weight though

hence the 95%, 5% have things like what you're talking about to deal with and things much worse, but generally speaking

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shitty social skills: approach multiple random women and people everyday, talk to and have as much small talk with as many people as possible with the end goal of improving your ability to break the ice, the best way to do this is to convincingly fake a seemingly genuine excuse to approach someone, forced practice and gritting your teeth through fuckups until you're numb to rejection or awkward death stares and laughing at yourself then fixing what you did wrong is the only way

as for your personality, you simply have to search for the people who allign with your interests in whatever it is you do and therefore have a higher probability of allinging with your self-perceived shitty personality, you're not going to find rich ivy league cheerleader victoria secret models in run-down crack houses, likewise, you're not going to find introverted mentally ill neurotic meme / chan video-game cultured females at nightclubs
yep
yes, i do, and i think it's silly for you to believe that it wouldn't unless you're the elephant man or have some horrible deformity, pic related is for you
>We'll just look ugly AND fucked up
no, you wont
so fix the things that cause you to be broken inside, like rejection, which is caused by you being ugly poor and unfit, which causes you to have a "shitty personality"
yes get a temp job, you don't get a TEMPORARY job with the intention of moving up, you get it to pay bills save money and get work experience so you can get an entry level job somewhere else

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>bupropion literally makes you lose weight though
then don't take it, i listed 5 different commonly prescribed appetite stimulants and you managed to choose the one that has potential weight loss side effects as if it was the only one i listed

when i took bupropion, i gained a solid amount of weight, the reactions are different for everyone

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i'm not a skelly anymore but i'm working on becoming one again which is part of the reason i'm taking bupropion

if i end up gaining weight on it i'm going to kill myself

ok whatever man, just count your calories and use a scale it's not that hard

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Your solution my problem is to dedicate the majority of my awaken hours to wiping the asses of old ill people? No thank you, I'd rather keep on living like this then.

as if i don't fucking know that already
i literally know everything there is to know about losing weight, believe me, and i've lost a lot of weight in a short amount of time successfully
if i could i'd just go back to restricting how i did before i'd be fine but it's gotten slightly more complicated since it stopped being a diet and started being an eating disorder

for a few months until you can get a medical internship yes, because you're actually beneath that (otherwise you wouldn't be where you are now), and not all positions require you to do that fyi, anyways i don't see what the problem is if you wear gloves and a mask
>i literally know everything there is to know about losing weight
this is how you know someone doesn't actually know what they're talking about
>believe me
this is further confirmation
>if i could i'd just go back to restricting how i did before i'd be fine
this is the last nail in the coffin, this shows that you're so knowledgeable you don't even know how to fix your own problems

anyways you talk like someone's forcing you at gun point to eat a certain way, are you schizophrenic or something? do you actually believe you cannot eat whatever way it is you want to eat?
>it stopped being a diet and started being an eating disorder
so go to therapy and take anti-psychotics if you believe you're mentally ill and not just being a massive over-complicated attention seeking hypochondriatic snowflake

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i don't know shit about most other things, but if you spend a majority of your time reading about nutrition and have successfully used your knowledge to control your own weight i think that's a pretty good indicator of actually knowing what you're talking about

i theoretically know how to fix my own problems, and i have before, it's just becoming increasingly difficult to keep up my eating habits because they led to me being pretty underweight and unhealthy (which is what my goal was, so i'm not complaining), which in turn lead to compulsive binging (which i am definitely complaining about) which is something that like 60% of diagnosed anorexics (although at this point i'm probably more EDNOS/non-purging bulimia) struggle with

>are you schizophrenic or something? do you actually believe you cannot eat whatever way it is you want to eat?
i'm not schizophrenic, like i said i have an eating disorder. i can't eat "normally".
therapy doesn't do shit for EDs, all they do is make you gain weight and be fat. and i am taking buproprion, an anti depressant, so idk wtf you're on about


there's no reason to be so mean i'm just trying to deal with my shit like everyone else on this board is. i wish that food was an "easy" topic for me but it just isn't. it controls 99% of my day and it's really, really exhausting.

>if you believe you're mentally ill and not just being a massive over-complicated attention seeking hypochondriatic snowflake
i am an attention seeker i guess, but i also am diagnosed and have been to therapy and in a clinic before so i'm not like making this up or anything, although it feels like i am a lot of the time. most of the time it feels like it isn't really my EDs fault and i'm just weak and don't have any willpower and it's my own fault and i guess it probably is but i'm just so fucking exhausted and i don't know what to do anymore. i just want my fucking discipline back

>if you spend a majority of your time reading about nutrition and have successfully used your knowledge to control your own weight i think that's a pretty good indicator of actually knowing what you're talking about
no, that just means that you're capable of following BASIC rules, nothing more

anyways you don't seem to know how to fix any of your problems only complain and use buzzwords and label yourself

and newsflash, you don't actually know what you're talking about, and you're not a board certified medical professional because you like google and health news websites, you also don't know better than them because you scroll through facebook health blog articles for single mothers
>i'm not complaining
>compulsive binging (which i am definitely complaining about)
are you sure you're not bipolar or schizophrenic or something? you keep contradicting yourself, get your shit checked out you're genuinely retarded, all you seem to be able to do is yap on about random bullshit and complain and not actually present any solutions, do something about it instead of labeling yourself and being a massive self-diagnosing hypochondriac, if you're such an expert and so oh-so-knowledgeable fix your problems, oh wait, you're not lmao
>i'm probably more EDNOS/non-purging bulimia
have you been professionally diagnosed in a controlled medical setting? no? then shut the fuck up
>i have an eating disorder
no you don't, you have a self-diagnosed label you put on yourself and a raging need to make yourself appear special

and at this point you're probably just schizo because you seem totally whack, definitely have some form of mental illness
>i can't eat normally
yes, you can, you put the food in your mouth, you chew, and you swallow
>therapy doesn't do shit for EDs, all they do is make you gain weight and be fat
can you explain how seeking therapy for your mental illness magically insert calories into your body that make you gain weight

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Im sorry to everybody for ever acting like this poster.

why are you so fucking mean?

>you don't actually know what you're talking about, and you're not a board certified medical professional because you like google and health news websites
i'm not saying i have a degree in nutrition, just that i make an effort to stay informed about it. and no i don't just read facebook health blog articles, i really try my best to read as many differences sources and scientific studies as i can. of course i'm not an expert but i would say i have a pretty good grasp on the topic compared to most people. this is literally one of the only things in my life i am good at so please don't take it away from me. fuck.

>if you're such an expert and so oh-so-knowledgeable fix your problems
i know a lot about nutrition, but of course i don't know how to fix my own mental health issues, i fucking wish i could "just do something about it". i am really trying.

>have you been professionally diagnosed in a controlled medical setting?
yes, i have.
you're simultaneously calling me mentally ill and also telling me i'm a hypochondriac fake at the same time. which one is it??

>you put the food in your mouth, you chew, and you swallow
the physical act of eating is not the issue (most of the time)
it's the guilt and the horrible feelings associated with it. i have panic attacks and disassociate regularly because of this thing that is apparently so fucking easy and such a non-issue for everybody else

>can you explain how seeking therapy for your mental illness magically insert calories into your body that make you gain weight
the central part of most eating disorder therapy strategies is weight gain/weight restoration. there's even methods like minnie maud where you are made to eat upwards of 3000 calories per day as part of treatment. read up on anorexia treatment, they do make you gain weight. and they can tube you and "magically insert calories into your body", too, in severe cases

Go back to lookism with this garbage.

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