I'm MexRobot. Ask me anything

Make tacos.

Mexifag reporting in. Are you "I'm Mexican but I was born in Wyoming" or are you "yeah I came here illegally wrapped in a blanket"

There is a biggggg difference there senpai.

heres a picture of me trying to look attractive

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They believe they are equal to us when they are actually inferior

"wrapped in a blanket"
I was touch(molested) when I was crossing the border.

Now I have issues....hence, why i'm here.

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Te miras blanco senor conquistador
Kek

Different user here. I feel for those guys I really do.

It's easy to look at them in the news and pretend we know what they are going through, it's easy to think "oh I would totally do this if I were in their position and it would absolutely work" or be brainwashed by an old guy telling you what to think on the TV. That's easy. I truly wish people were more educated when it came to this topic before they spew their opinions all over the place.

I think they should go through processing and let the ones that need to come in. Dont necessarily give them citizenship just give them temporary residency.
As for "hurr that means more will come"
Then enforce the border. Every nation should not just the US.

If you can't roll your R's, is that considered a serious lisp to native spanish speakers?

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What i thought you guys all got along with mexicans saying the n word and sharing interest with each other

Why do mexishits hate non-mexishit latinos?

Different user guy here. Accents are considered charismatic and attractive so no. Embrace the accent it makes you charming.

I don't hate them just annoyed with them.
Why, because they act like they have money when they don't. It's all illegal money. Lots of them are lazy as fuck.

I envy they're confidence, tho. They're ugly as fuck and they're fuck stacies.

Do you like Tekashi69?

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Si, hermano.

>I have an iq of 6ix9
>Mutt, Indian
>5'5
>Oaxaca
>Dark

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Same, I'm Indian from oaxaca.

Balck people are assholes to Mexicans.
I used to live in the mexican ghetto, it really wasnt bad at all, shops and taco places were cool to hang out at. There was an actual night life every day and it was cool as fuck you felt safe and there was a sense of community there that was very lively.

Then the blacks started moving in. One house at a time in a span of a year. Eventually it was noth side of the ghetto which was mostly Hispanic and south which was mostly black.
Then the crime spree started, Mexicans couldn't cash their checks at the store anymore because Tyrone and Jamal would be waiting outside to rob people a few times people were shot.
Then there was the house break ins, you see Mexicans have this drive to continuously improve so they buy shit houses and fix them up then they buy cars and TVs and more and more so they end up with good shit.
So blacks went on a robbing spree where blocks were robbed at a time. Literally every other house was broken into at one point or another.

This is the time the Mexican gangs came. Before this we hardly had gangs. There was no need for them. But now teenage Mexicans had to protect themselves from black gangs so gangs were formed and that's how that all started.

THEN since we had Mexican gangs to protect ourselves from balck gangs who were committing the majority of the crime they took that as "any Mexican is a gang member" and only harrassed Mexicans even more.

We hate blacks because blacks are Americans who STILL complain.

Yeah, they look me weirdly because I can't speak spanish properly, but i don't give a fuck.

nono not accents. I'm talking about if I'm a native spanish speaker (born in mexico/spain/etc), and I'm unable to roll my R's (like how some english speakers can't make the TH sound properly) is that considered a lisp to other native spanish speakers

Some are cool.. some are fucking retarded and get on my nerve.

>6ix9
SAD.
>>Mutt, Indian
Im guessing mestizo
>>Oaxaca
Oh cool my parents are from the state above
>>Dark
Being dark doesnt mean you have nigger in you, it depends on your facial features

Oh. Well essentially you would be talking like you were from the Dominican republic. Kinda how you hear a British or Scottish accent.

I don't know, it just so happens like that.
Also, vice verse. They don't like as because we're loud that's what i heard

Do you live in Mexico? What's your opinion on the migrant caravan. I know my Mexican friends aren't too fond of Hondurans or whatever those people are.

Castizobot here, also AMA. Try to guess if I have pants on.

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Wow youre very hairy

Nah, he's trash.

tekashi69 is the best thing mexico contributed to america
youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y
heck yea. we should embrace our inner 60 IQ selves instead of larping as intellectuals

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So you do have nigger admixture

From a distance it looks like a second pair of boxers.

Yeah, I witness this here where i'm from. Now, the mexican gangs divide because the other one didn't agree.

They're fighting each other which is stupid as hell.

no, you're just low test

Hello I am white and I for one would like guys like 69 to fuck my wife while I watch. Is there any BBC in this thread who woul like to fuck my wife while I finger my asshole?

Any fellow Mexican ghetto bots? Probably the most niche group

How many times have you been beheaded?

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Nah, I live in California. I'm against it. Even though, i'm mexicunt myself. It will ruin the us of a. It's bad now but imagine if they were to come in Europe 2.0.
They will refuse to learn the language and will refuse to be domesticated.

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Yeah youre probably right
Mexicans arent niggers and usually have small cocks due to their amerindian genes

Never, but maybe within 15 years from now.

Did any of you Mexibros get the thing where you look more gooky than spiccy? I get told I look like a hapa when they do the ethnicity threads on /soc/

What are you guys eating?

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Nah, I look more like filipino. Everyone keeps confusing me.

Lmao why does this happen to Mexicans? One of my friends is like this, he straight up looks half chink.

Learn a little bit of spanish, that the only thing I can think of

pinche joto maricon callese el hocico y vete a chupar una verga
dont listen to the faggot. us mexicans have king kong sized dicks. only a matter of time until BEANED becomes a thing

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I beg the differ sir, last week 3 cholos had their way with my wife and they were at least bigger than average I would know since I cleaned their dicks after they came in my wife

For me, its the hair and lighter skin. I got the gook hair that sticks out all over the place no matter what I do with it. Nice trips btw.

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Brazilians have the biggest dicks

You're not even ugly bro(compared to me and others that browse here ) go get some girls stop being lonely and get some hobbies

Haber pon una foto y compruebalo
They were either mostly white or had high quantities of congoid ape admixture

some mexicans will look like that if you get indian phenotype with lighter skin.

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Op, here.

Help me lose my V-card, robro. Let me fuck your whife.

Uhuh and that's why the biggest BBC in Blacked is from a Hispanic guy....

Yeah I get that a lot, I have an epicanthaic fold on one eye and a pretty wide face.
>sometimes I can pass as a mongol

Hola perra que tal anda la familia vato
Or are u a fake mex

LA latinas are hardly different from basic LA white girls. Cant speak for other cities, but it seems to be the case in SF and SD.

Youre cute
Very original

Latinas want black dick dummy Asians want to be bleached

Really? Thought that was average hair

What the fuck you actually aren't ugly

Why the fuck are you here

Bien pinchi culera.

Onions indio from oaxaca.

mexichad. you are a cute.

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Op, here.

That's not me...that's another user.

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I dont have much hair its probably because im from southern mexico and have more amerindian than european genes

Yeah most do, dont listen to this guy
hes scared of white guys fucking his sister and prefers if they get blacked for some reason

A wei yo onions del df estuve disparandole a Los migrantes con un rifle de diavolos cuando pasaron tu que tal

top notch ass op, you know that ass personally?

Its my sister and she loves BWC

beans are distant relatives to chingchongs or something

A girl that used to live here where i'm from and sadly, moved to airzona

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Go the hell back to mexico

People from coutries like bolivia where amerindians mixed less can look similar to seasians

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She had premium snapchat. I should of ask for it. I'm sad now.

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I can't I'm a citizen now.

She would be really cute if she had thicker eyebrows.

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Not being a citizen is stopping you now?

Why dont Mexicans just embrace their rich history of violence?

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You think they don't ?
Wear a giants jersey to a dodger game and see what happens

Latinias are fucking mean feminazi wackos you stupid fuck you've clearly never met a latina or lived with one or had one as a relative you stupid white boy
MATE we fucking tell you "keep them we don't want them" latinias are horrid women bro always sluts always agressive they're basically hyper black women with lighter skin

I don't like Mexico. It's trash but i do like the tourist side of it. Everything else is trash. It's such a lawless country.

Hey man at least theres no more sacrifices

And the southwest US will be the same very soon. Good work.

Mexicans are mutts with nigger and european blood, they have no history
South american amerindians are pretty cute, I love their epicanthic folds

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Have you ever been on liveleak?

damn, your sister got a nice ass, and good taste in cock.

They're mutts too stupid so are many other races fucking dumbass

In my experience they are very nice and friendly :)

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>Mexicans are mutts with nigger and european blood, they have no history
one of the most retarded things I have read.

They have history in the way that everyone has history, but what part of what he said was wrong? Almost everybody is a mix of three races but varying admixture.

You better build your border, white boi. I'll help.

Hey mexi-bots I was playing gta 5 online and riding with other players and changing the radio to the meme song you know the one that goes "beep beep beep beep beep beep!" cause it makes players angry. Apparently the dj is a dj in real life I think pic related is him. Is it true that he is the greatest Mexican dj and a chad?
-white bot

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Idk, what is this white man invention called gta 5 online?