ITT: Nous parlons Français

oui

Tu parle Allemande

non allemande est mal

Mon bite est grande

Manger au mon chat

Non, moi

quoi

Donnez-moi les relations sexualles maintenent

d'accord retard

C'est objectivement le thread

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je vais mourir

sorry i only speak arabic

did you know that "retard" in french mean "late"
sorry im late is désolé je suis en retard

paris baguette oui oui?

et aucune chose de valeur ne fut perdue ce jour là

je pense anglais "retard" a francais est "retard"

Enchantée

mon coeur

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wel wel ya twindly finkly shidly giggly blady cant

moi de même, fils de pute

No hablo Espanol.

be it as it may

Manger mon cul, porc.

if you want to insult in french try to begin by "espèce de" and then add the insult
espèce de is the equivalent of the english "you" before an insult like in "you cunt" or "you asshole"
exemple
>espèce d'enculé
>espèce de pute
espèce de literally mean "species (of)" so it sort of qualify what come next and specify it's an insult

for more emphasis you can turn the "you" in a "you fucking..." by adding :
espèce de putain (de or d' depending if the insult begin with a vowels or a consonants)

exemple :
espèce de putain d'enculé
espèce de putain de fils de pute

just espèce de putain will work since putain literally mean whore so espèce de putain is a kind of "you fuck"

merci, je vais utiliser ce

Oui, oui. Bonjour mon ami! Je m'appelle François, ma cherie. Baguette, roquefort, omelette. Vive la France!

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Je suis attardé?

hmm je ne pense pas tu es francais

based and redpilled

Je suis le triggered

also let me provide you with a list a various generic french insult:

enculé
mean being passively fucked in the ass
the verb enculer is to fuck in the ass actively
>J'encule ta grand mère
>I assfuck your grandma

con (male/ un con, le con)
mean dumb (something or someone)
literally mean cunt but rarely employed to describe female genitalia outside of literature

chatte (female/ une chatte, la chatte)
(cat/pussy, female of chat/cat) is prefered
>la chatte de ta mère
>your mother's cunt

abruti
>dumbass/fool, even is fool is bouffon (male, un bouffon)

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Je ne suis pas Français mais j'ai étudié un peu de Français a l'ecòle. Mais je ne *remember most of it*

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ah, d'accord

so for a full string of insult, you can try
>you are - you're
>really
>tu es - t'es
>vraiment
then
>a
>un or une (depend if the next word is m or f)
then
insult
then additional insult with "espèce de"

ex:
>t'es vraiment un bouffon espèce de fils de pute

you can also use "va" at the end for emphasis
va is go (like in go fuck yourself, conjugation of to go, the verb aller in french)

so
espèce de/d' (insult) va

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Ok lemme try it:
tu es vraiment une con va
Did I do good?

>op pic
why would you post something this disgusting

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plural to insult a entire group of person

>allez tous vous faire enculer
>get fucked, all of you

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almost perfect, except con is male
>un con
also the contracted form (you're instead of you are) would probably work better for an insult since you are being familiar anyway
so
t'es vraiment un con

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you can also use "quel" (what a)
>what a dumb fuck
>quel con (f - quelle conne)

now a bit of french culture
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turn the english sub on

what i see from my window in paris

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good morning, sun

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Nicest Frenchman I've ever encountered, than you Louis

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Why is there a black guy?

Les visiteurs is a 90s french comedy about two guys from the middle age who find themselves in the present because the magician forgot to add eggs in the spell recipe, one the first sequence is them encountering a black mailman and thinking it's a saracen

No I know, I'm asking why is there a black man in 1990s France? I thought France was a practical ethnostate up until the early 2000s

Actually no. Before the 1950s there weren't really any, but after WWII, the gov brought a bunch of blacks and arabs from the colony to fill in the gaps caused by the war and help with repairing the country. And once that was done, well...they just stayed. The same thing happened pretty much everywhere in Europe

But France capitulated quickly in WWII. I always thought the blitzkrieg ended France before extremely high casualties were caused? Did the blitzkrieg really kill THAT many people or was it more that you guys still hadn't recovered from WWI?

US bombing in France caused around 300k casualties and destroyed most major cities. The devastation came in 44, not 1940

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To think of all those french cuties who will never be my waifus, I'm sorry bb.

You really want that unshaved tuna that much?

absolutly not, the amount of black people is pretty much the same since at least the 80s
people are often surprised to see that Paris is multicultural because they are undecated and think it's some kind of invasion but it's been like this for several decades, nothing new
we mostly have people from africa north (tunisia algeria marocco) and south (black africa) but we don't have many pajeet like in the uk or turks like in germany, also asians and al kind of shit, Paris have an entire asian district for example, well actually not an entire one, but a part of the 13

French girls are my fetish, shaved or not.

it's just cheap labor among other political inclusive bs like anywhere else in the western world, your question is like asking if you guys need all thoses mexicans because you didn't recover from the independance war or something
france is still mostly white except some areas inside major cities and their suburbs

the unshaved is meme is just french bashing, never met or heard of a girl who didn't shaved
actually anglo girls are way more casual and masculine than french girls, a french girl would probably not go out dressed like the random girl you meet in the states wearing just a pant and an oversized hoodie or some kind of wallmart shirt
the average american girl look like our typical country side girl (no make up, wearing some casual sportswear because it's comfy etc)

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Do either of you live in or near Amiens? When I lived there I dated a girl named Cécile Rodgers.

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nope Paris

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Le français est la meilleur langue, prouvez moi le contraire.

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((()))

>esperanto
>japonais
>finlandais