I made you a little meal, user!

I figured you'd be hungry!
I hope you enjoy it: If you're still hungry, there's ice cream for you in the fridge, and some whip cream!
Remember to stay happy & enjoy the little pleasures! I love you!

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fuck that sounds like a really good meal , thanks user

Looks like a nice, juicy steak! Thanks, France!

T-thanks mom

that looks good man now i'm hungry

Thanks mom

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Why are you giving this to me?

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Because you deserve the best of meals!

There's something wrong with it, right? Did you put something in it?

So this is stuffed with needles right? Or just one large needle?

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Oh god you put a needle into every single french fry didn't you?

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I put love in it! So that you enjoy it!

Yeah, right.

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Suddenly i'm not that hungry anymore

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Mayo for the fries? how about I throw it at your fucking face?

My homemade mayonnaise feels way less greasy & gross than your regular mayonnaise! Try it!

Wonderful, I'll cook tommorow.
Thank you!

Steak sucks. It's too chewy and not yummy.

3x
1- poor minded fights and defends 1 thing,
rich minded exchange anything by many other things.
2- that sead - envy, jealowsy, greed and value specific things - is of a poor minded,
continue the prosperity of 1 thing and the denyel of many other things is poor minded.
3 - being poor minded is not just of money or specific "goods" and the pass of generations and difrent uses prove-it.
4 - there are rich, vip, famouse, good posted people that are poor minded.
5 - a poor minded does not have a body of its own, else what would have what it loves that is what it fells, not what others have or whant it to have or sead to have to be.
6 - i just eated some big strawberrys with sugar that were so fucking good so damn great, so perfect i allmost came,
surely worths more then a gold bar, know wy ?
cause theire not sold in any market, but of the land of the known, that very few know.

That meal in itself is over 2,000 calories.

stupid american, that's just meat and fries, not a blob of pure lard like you

No it's not. It doesn't have the 6 gorillion liters of coke you're used to on the side to get to 2000kcal.

>Cup of mayonnaise

Why does it do this too meee!!!!! Fucking ID system.

Mmmm tasty, but it tastes bit paper like.

how much calories do you retard think mayonaise has? even if that was a cup of pure oil it wouldn't have that much

458.

I don't know how to eat steak

>gay ID

Estimated calorie counts
450 for the steak fries
679 for the steak
300 for the mayonnaise
200 for the bread thing in the background
Unknown for the salad- I don't know what dressing is on it.
100+ for the drink if it's alcohol or coke.

aren't you going to count the candle too, fatso?

sorry user I don't eat meat :c

>Wanted to reference and post a a shitty Brazilian pizza in a insult to Brazil food
>Can't because the fucking image upload is broke.
You win today Brazil ... you win today.

thanks but I already ate

>300 for the mayonnaise
That thing does not have 300kcal in it. It'd need to be 40g of PURE OIL to have that many.
I'm also questioning the 680 for the steak. It's not that big of a steak.

at least I'm not gay

>American
>Gay id
Every. Fucking. Time

Any other hungry user?

I WANT A DONUT SO FUCKING BADLY

Looks nice

looks unhealthy I'm not gonna eat it and stop trying to make me fat