>I'm white
>I'm young
>I'm physically healthy
>I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm)
>My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm
>I have a strong sense of morality
>I have a strong sense of honor
>I have a favourable personality
>I've been told I am handsome
>I can protect my wife and offspring from predators
>I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children
>I am good with children and would make a good father
>I can cook
>I'm a strong swimmer
>I have good taste in anime
I deserve a gf
>posts this on Jow Forums
>Chance drops to 0%
Good luck
You don't deserve jack shit just like everyone else. If you have all that and still can't get pussy you must be the equivalent of a downie in social situations.
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>You don't deserve jack shit just like everyone else.
go get one then you're so sure, do you think a gf is just gonna fall into your lap when there are always better options no matter who you are?
No girl wants an autist that can't speak to women like people.
>women are people
That's a yikes.
You will never get a gf because you broke the cuddle-oath. The cuddle-oath breaker curse is the heaviest curse that can be put on any man. You are doomed to loneliness for the rest of your life
I never made an oath. I said I'd cuddle with you, but I don't owe you anything.
>I make the same thread over and over and over again
Here's some advice: turn off the computer, go outside and actually DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR FUCKING LIFE. You've got a lot of "I am" and "I have" but not a lot of "I can" or "I do". What do you actually DO with your life, other than posting the same thread every day? Do you have any talents or hobbies, that don't involve sitting at home and staring at a screen all day long? You seem like the kind of guy who spends all sitting on.his ass, passively waiting for his dream girl to suddenly, magically know he exists and instantly manifest at his front door. But women want guys who have something going for them, who actually DO something with their lives. A lazy NEET who does nothing with his life and is obsessed with getting a girlfriend above all else is the last guy most women would want to date.
Some people say it's racist to include "I'm white" but I am just trying to include information.
It's like how black people suffer from Sickle Cell Anemia or Jews from Maple Syrup Urine. There is important information in your genes.
>lmao just DO something, just beee yourself
Good luck with the attitude
Because spending all day every day shitposting on Jow Forums has reeeeeaaaaally done wonders for your love life.
>tfw manlet with a small penis
>Still got a gf
You are just an unlikeable cunt OP.
based mommy milky poster
This, but unironicaIly desu yo
This
t. Small pp hapa manlet with a gf
>I have good taste in anime.
Thats how you dry up their pussy like a desert you autist.
nigger why do you shit up every board and every chan? I swear I've seen you on at least three different ones
I've only posted on Jow Forums, /soc/, /b/ and /b/.
God will you fucking kill yourself already. I don't know anything about you and I already completely hate you. I pray you never get a girlfriend. It's the last thing you deserve.
>t. a bullet to the head.
this very much
women are stupid subhumans and want to be treated like children
>only
what is the purpose of this post? it accomplishes nothing
>what is the purpose of this post?
What is the purpose of your post?
deflecting isn't an answer
>>I have a strong sense of morality
>>I have a strong sense of honor
>>I've been told I am handsome
>>I can protect my wife and offspring from predators
>>I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children
>>I am good with children and would make a good father
>>I have good taste in anime
Why do I owe you an answer? Eat shit and choke on it desu
why are middle schoolers so edgy nowadays
>I'm white
Let me tell you something user, that only helps if you are looking for a bf.
Your other ramblings are that of an entitled child .
Stay a lonely virgin please.
I don't think you have to worry about the last bit
OP, haven't many girls offered to date you from these threads?
Imagine being this deluded
What an absolute autist you must be to lack even the barest of self awareness you moron.
The fact that you visit Jow Forums to complain tells us how much negativity you harbour inside you , the fact you're mentioning that you have a "good sense of honor" tells me how you behave in situations , ie , like the retard that you are. You love to grab attention while you smirk and do the "Right thing" when there is a more empathetic route to things. Your sense of humor must be worthless if you have to scream it and
>I've been told I am handsome
uh nope ? All you are is "not ugly" and some people gave you a token compliment when they see you fish for it and here you are demanding a communist girlfriend distribution for all you reject. You're that guy who THINKS he has all that it needs to make it as a chad but naah man you're just a loser. Acceptance is the first step to self improvement.
Or just you know , an hero yourself
Based op making normies seethe everyday. The soc one was even better
I made a second one on /soc/ and it was deleted. If I make another, I will post my face in the OP to make it /soc/ related
If you think you DESERVE a gf, you don't.
Late wake up call I know but its about time, the world doesn't own you jack shit and by posting on Chan about 'how good you are' wont take you anywhere and just shows how bad your personality is. Go better your personality and get go out and find yourself a gf, don't just sit their like a dope hoping that one will find you and love you this isn't one of your shity anime's , if you wont find yourself a girl you will die alone with your Chinese cartoons
Good post user, very epic
Plov Slem
i feel like you have increased your chances of getting a gf by 10 fold. sort of makes me want to steal your thread
I get your being sarcastic but I suggest don't cheer people like this on, he's a entitled fucking
shit lord their too retarded to get your joking
Go fuck yourself. Op is a good guy
Nice vpn/friend
>>I'm white
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I'm young
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I'm physically healthy
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm)
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I have a strong sense of morality
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I have a strong sense of honor
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I have a favourable personality
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I've been told I am handsome
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I can protect my wife and offspring from predators
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I am good with children and would make a good father
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I can cook
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I'm a strong swimmer
You deserve nothing with that argument
>>I have good taste in anime
You deserve nothing with that argument
You deserve nothing with that argument sir and may i add fuck you!
normalfag piece of shit
Maybe it's time to stop making these threads.
he's back, with an even longer list
credit where it's due, this is the most entertaining thread on the board every time it gets posted
op is an actual narcissist which is why i've given up arguing with him
I just have self respect. Sorry if that upsets you, NPC.
Lol I really hope your sarcastic, if your not then you dont belong here kiddo
You like anime so u dont
>tfw have none of those things and zero skills
>plus am a manlet
My gf has a lot of those skills you mentioned though