Superpower Thread

What is your superpower, user?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Mine is Misfortune Embodiment. I basically become the god of bad luck.

"The user of this power can become the embodiment of misfortune, they can cause unfortunate conditions or events, and can make others and themselves unlucky to any severity, as such, they have limitless control over all forms of misfortune on all levels. They are able to feed off the power of others misfortune, and empower themselves with it."

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Power_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Sharing.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Spark_Waves
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intangible_Artillery
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Shapeshifting
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Combat
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instilled_Knowledge
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tephraportation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Mode
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beast_Mode
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hyper_Connection
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Perception
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Symbiotic_Transformation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Polearm_Construction
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Mind
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Summon_Energy_Manipulation
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I have the power to control all powers, even overpowered God type shit.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Power_Manipulation
Unironically came up with only clicking the link once.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Sharing. How would this work irl

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement
>User can induce self-hatred in others, causing the target to hate anything/everything about themselves.

the limitations suck though
>May be limited to a certain number of targets at a time.
>May have limited range, or touch the target to manipulate them.

NGL, this is really fucking busted
sorry everyone else

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>Thanos vs. the Unmaker

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Spark_Waves

You fools, you only believe you have such power as that is what I wished.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intangible_Artillery

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Shapeshifting

welp

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Shapeshifting

sucks to be you

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Combat
>tfw fighting at the speed of light
I am very okay with this

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Instilled_Knowledge
Would unironically solve most problems in my life. Also
>Known users: Venom Snake (Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain)
I don't remember that part of MGSV

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
with all the ass hurt that comes out of my shitty self esteem and r9k poster im technically the strongest in this thread

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whoops. Power is Despair Embodiment
Users become the living embodiment of despair and gain the ability to feed off of the despair of everyone and everything, including themselves. Users can convert despair into energy and use it as a full source to extend their own life span or as a weapon. They may never age and may be immune to death unless certain conditions are met.

is this your true identity?
also kind of hard to beat something that nullifies all other abilities

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tephraportation
Man that sure does sound useful!

>Disproportionate Force
>User can make great/difficult movements/accelerations with very little force and effort. They can make the most difficult/energy consuming/largest of movements with minor push/pull.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernation
Out of all the powers to get, I get one I already have. Fuck.

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyber_Mode
finally i can jump through the internet and strangle all the 13 year olds that shit up games and then all the trash teammates in video games that go "chill bro it's just a game lol yeah we're losing but im just here to have fun haha"

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sounds originally nice user desu

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beast_Mode

BITCH IM HESKY
YOU DONT WANNA MESS WITH ME

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Haemokinetic Wall Construction
User can create walls of blood from nothing or by shaping the existing blood from oneself or from the others, they can shape the wall to shape they want, but afterwards the walls are unchanging and immobile.

Guess I'm a tank

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hyper_Connection

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?!!?

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Shapeshifting
a suitably edgy power for teenage me
and adult me, love me some blood-themed powers in vidya games especially lifesteal

we can form up an edge squad
you tank, im bruiser-type dps

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Perception

Is this a joke? The power to perceive reality. I must already have this power because even a random power fun thread won't allow me the fantasy of imagining a better life. Pic related

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Symbiotic_Transformation
>NIBBA IM NARUTO
I like it

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>safe mode
the most stupid super power on the whole damn wiki

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Polearm_Construction
So basically I got a knockoff Green lantern ability

I got cosmic weaponry.
>The ability to create or wield powerful weapons that can manipulate cosmic forces.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Embodiment
Apparantly i'm escanor now

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Damn user, a power you can never use. Truly hell... And for all you know you might actually have this power.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Mind nice

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Damn, user. I guess some people are just meant to stay alone. My condolences.

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Not bad
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Summon_Energy_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Spark_Waves
I can sperg out and destroy and entire village