>tfw no only friend bf to be lonely with
Tfw no only friend bf to be lonely with
>tfw no cute friend to cuddle and be friends with
I feel your feel. Im not gay and i wouldnt fuck a guy but i do want one to be close friends with and cuddle together.
>I'm not gay but I'd cuddle a guy
user i
I know that feel, I just want a gf to be lonely with, her and I taking on the world.
Can you keep the ruckus to a minimum?
Heck no maximum ruckus
I dont want to stick penis in man butt. I dont want penis in my butt. But i want to cuddle with a cute friend. Make of that what you will
Thats how it starts. Get out while you can.
*puff puff* that's what they all say puff
i have your steamprofile bookmarked.
are you boy or girl?
I'm a androgynous male(boy) biologically non slut non hrt non trans/trap non transitioning
He is a huge ruckus boy, causing stirs and inconveniencing us all
>I'm a androgynous male
Kill yourself, fag.
>ynous male(boy) biologically non slut non hrt non trans/trap non transitioning
funny answer qt.
i wish i was gay so i could be interested in being your bf :(
tfw not building a terrari village with you, escapism is healthy if you do it with someone.
alas goodluck fren!
idk maybe. but he cute so it ok.
nuh uh nuh uh nuh o
oh thank you..
Cute fucking sociopath get outta here scram
Its not that big of a deal to me, i didnt even know i wanted it before i spent too much time here.
I really dont want to fuck men though, lol. I just cant see men as sexual beings
hi again
this is me^
was this your thread? i knew i recognized your pictures somewhere. you've posted so many threads lately user - you okay?
I've been posting a lot in the past 2 days because I'm very lonely
yeah but you have orbiters so i don't think your qt anymore - having orbiters is not the hallmark of a morally good individual.
I can't control who orbits me but ok
i'd orbit u if u were boy (female)
why tf does this guy have orbiters and have faggots make threads about him
he doesn't seem all that interesting...
chaotic is the most cutest most interesting compelling boy I've ever met and you're just a disgusting newfag!!
I try to be nice and normalfags call me boring..
I try to be interesting and everyone calls me weird..
I be myself and everyone just wants to orbit me..
I just want a non slut non normalfag bf who's as good as me and is my best friend an not an orbiter life is hard
you have to learn to put up with the autistic masses if you wanna be an internet celebrity
sorry i dont want a bf who has other boys chasing after him constantly, too obsessive for that
Why do you give a shit what any of them say? We say you are boring because you have these rabbid followers but you just seem like a normal gay. Just do your own shit, who cares if people say you are boring or weird or whatever
I'm sure I would not have dated you anyways
That's what I'm doing right now and still no non slut feminine best friend bf. idc what generic random people think about me you just asked
I try to be normal and nice cause otherwise I scare people away
you seem to have many options and opportunities for relationships, so to me it seems pretty obvious that the problem lies in yourself
I assume you're attractive, and this is a really common attitude among good looking robots I find. They're usually pretty narcissistic, so they tend to feel no one is good enough for them and find even the simplest faults reason enough to drop a person completely. Which in turn leads them to being some of the loneliest people in a strange backwards way.
I know this because i'm one of the hot ones too
>tfw no best friend chaotic bf
Most people are just too trash to date.
The one's that are even remotely relationship material I just don't like or aren't my type or whatever.
It's hard for me to like anyone at all and I won't date someone I don't like that would be retarded would be orbit-tier.
calling yourself hot is insta not hot
sociopath brain
You don't like anyone because you're looking for quality on r9k
just speaking from experience but people are MUCH more inclined to speak to you if they find you attractive
again, you're probably just picky due to the wide selection your genes have provided you. Or as that other user said, you're looking in the WORST possible place for a stable relationship. Good looking guys will be slutty and have orbiters, and ugly guys you won't even bother with, welcome to dating on r9k.
are you saying you wouldn't?
originally
Who hurt you so bad to make you the way you are chaotic
someone give me a pic of chaotic
why does anyone care about this faggot
>implying there's quality anywhere else
>implying irl normalfags are quality
I might as well try the board for social rejects
I just can't be the only non slut good looking guy on here
I think if I really felt love for someone I'd date them no matter how they looked
I wouldn't even touch that slut if he paid me
Yeah I've seen about 4 pics of him he's a cute 9/10
>>implying there's quality anywhere else
>>implying irl normalfags are quality
>I might as well try the board for social rejects
>I wouldn't even touch that slut if he paid me
J-u-s-t mega based
True but it feels like everyone here is a wannabe normie
searched you on desuarchive.
you're just a gay slut, not quality, and probably not even that attractive
ayy show me that tomoko boy
>I might as well try the board for social rejects
the reason why certain people are social rejects and end up here come from a variety of different reasons though. As I said before in my post, most good looking robots are here because they are narcissists who love the attention and aren't really into forming actual relationships with people. Whereas ugly robots are here typically because of crippling self esteem issues and self doubt.
You are looking in the wrong place for this kind of thing, you just like the attention that comes with being here, it's obvious you have zero interest in maintaining a normal relationship.
you're wrong
I hate unwanted attention and I've been trying to make friends for years
>gay slut
I like when guys shower me with attention too, but I keep it to myself instead of being an obnoxious narcissistic tripfag
Don't forget you came in here and started avatarfagging and bragging yourself slut
literally everyone
LITERALLY EVERYONE
HOW DO YOU DO IT
>most good looking robots are here because they are narcissists who love the attention and aren't really into forming actual relationships with people
>but I keep it to myself instead of being an obnoxious narcissistic tripfag
projecting slut
To serve my point and show that I understand how your game works, sure.
You just want friends and don't care about attention? quit tripfagging then. Unfortunately i'm not a hyper impressionable shut in like most of your orbiters and don't buy that attitude for a second.
>tfw no only non slut cute boy in the world bf
The trip is new and you're in my thread, complaining about it is redundant. If I was posting with it in your shitty thread maybe I'd understand.
You don't understand me, you're just an attention whore slut who's jealous of any attention.
Find a bf in rl then and be your usual self
>tfw newfag chaotic tranny btfos flashback
Are you saying I won? Because I definitely won.
His tripfagging invalidates his entire persona, it's a shame newfags are so easily manipulated.
nah you're acting just like that whore discord tranny furfag from the netherlands that he doxxed
Why would I date an orbiter and a normalfag
Arent you that dude with a french accent or am i thinking of someone else?
>I won muh e argument
His point was literally so solid albeit trip you couldn't even respond and resorted to smug slut posting
You're thinking of someone else user
Meh. As much as I don't want to side with a furfag, he kind of had a point probably.
I'm just sick of discord faggotry spilling so explicitly over into this board.
chaotic's not even a discordfag you vapid slut
Your thread would be dead without me and the fact that you use a trip defeats your entire argument.
Now I'll shut up.
Greentext tranny story pls
ask chaotic instead I don't know everything
You came in late acting retarded and begging for attention and people have only made fun of you.
Pathetic insufferable whore.
gib tranny story plox
better question is how the hell do you get closer to guys
girls will usually open up to me and tell me personal stories within a few months of meeting them, but all my guy friends seem to be holding back around me
maybe im rerarted i dont fucking know
I'm glad you're back to your old ways but why trip and no tomoko
I don't get it. Chaotic was nice to you even though you were thot-posting from the start and then just went full on roast mode.
Are you one of the salty oldfag rejects?
>tfw I was the most interesting thing this thread had going for it
yikes, I guess my posts really struck a nerve...
anyways, have fun kids!
2based4me
maybe they don't think you're gay maybe they aren't gay
homosluts and roasts are eerily familiar in many ways
color me impressed chaotic
trolled epic oldstyle
>Saved this image waiting for just the perfect btfo..
no, it's just around the same time last year and I remembered it from this thread and searched it up.
I married a slut(boy)
huge huge mistake.
he was the only person who paid me any attention, but sluts will pay anyone attention.
so it means basically nothing.
you're completely right to steer clear of sluts.
>tfw no terraria playing chaotic bf
>tfw no bf to hold you in his arms and make you feel safe + protected
TFW NO TOGA 1V1 CHAOTIC BF
>ywn truly feel safe and protected while also projective over a cute non slut wholesome boy who loves you
why live
too hell to be true user
let's die lonely but together but not as official bf's
Fuck off nigger, Chaotic must live to see happier days.
tfw no chaotic cvnka death battle
Its the same person retard
what a surreal image.
chaotic is my only friend and he even looks like lain.
>he even looks like lain
hot
chaotic cvnka and tsuki are all the same person
RETARDS ALERT
He seems like he would be such a good friend but I don't know how to get him to connect to me
How can I do it chaotic
Why all yall promising thread nigguhs gay tho. Getchyo dick away from me nigguh I aint playin I will end yo life with my dick get the fuck outta here with that gay shit I'll fuckin kill you with my dick nigguh like straight no homo end yo mawfuckin life with my dick WAPOW nigguh like you aint got no teeth no mo new brand of toothpaste all up in yo shit get yo pearly white white nigguh dayum cant you see this a charity and im givin the gift of given the threat of dick ill kill you nigguh. dick. yall gay as hayl.
Just when I thought I was out they pull me right back in
He's just like Lain in PM's now that I think about it
>tfw no wired bf (cc)
>same hair color
>same hair style
>same soft monotone feminine voice
>same autistic facial glare
>weird speech mannerisms
I always knew he was an AI trying to fit into society but no one would listen
Stop trying to brag, noob.
I think he's more like onlyafro when he was young and not a beer bellied twitch thot