Police Stop

>what is driving off from their house
>what is dropping them off and driving off as they turn and wave
>what is them driving behind u

Still wanna know how I know?

>coming from a party
>still drinking
>police drive by and stops
>ask if everything is ok because i can't even go straight
>tell them and they say they could drive me home if i want to
>get home for free
Many such chases
If you're not a shitskin or a nigger the police are really your friends and helper

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>Have any of you been stopped by the police before?
yes, many times ama

>do you regularly suck each other off also?
Always so scared of being called gay. Are you 15?

tell me how many friends you have posting on an anime board user

ya cops are really cool usually. i understand this guy was just doing his job. i was just really nervous about getting shot with all the stuff going on lately but i still respect cops

Sharia police don't count dude

>go to the bar with a friend
>probably drink too much
>friend definitely drank too much
>"hey user, are you driving?"
>"i-i-i guess"
>hop in my car and leave the lot
>see cop in my rearview as we pull away
>follows me for 2 miles
>pull up to a stoplight, cop right up on my ass
>OH SHIT OH FUCK PLS DON'T TURN GREEN
>dumbass in a van pulls up next to me
>slams on the brakes to screeching stop
>wew lad thanks
>light turns green, van pulls off
>cop darts from behind me and pulls the over the van
>go about my merry way
All went better than expected

> burger gets stopped by cop
> literally afraid of getting shot to death

Explain this burgers.

I get stopped all the time by fuzzy wuzzy because I do newspapers and the cops are too stupid to tell each other about cars that frequently go through their areas.
It normally ends up them unloading my gun and wasting 15 minutes of my time.

Are you black or something? Otherwise stop worrying about getting shot

its mostly because im a retard and it was 3am. normal people wouldnt be afraid.

no im white i just have anxiety issues

No. I'm white.

Just wedge a stick between your seat and brake pedal. A monkey could think of this shit

and then you kill someone for driving drunk

Wait till its dark and hit the brakes on and off while looking through mirrors, if one side is out you will notice the lack of red light on one side, some cars make the blinkers chime change if a light is out.

>bike home from work in evening
>not quite dark yet, but streetlights are on
>police car drives past
>they stop at the next intersection, blocking the bike path
>ohfug.gif
>they get out
>good evening sir, did you know your rear light is broken
>no sir I didn't
>well, whereabouts do you live?
>about 500m down the road
>well alright, just walk your bike home and make sure you fix it yeah?
>okay.png

Cops here are okay I guess.

>t. pro-incel

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what? they stop you for your bicycle light not working?

Yes I've been handcuffed and used to run away from them in high school

There's a lot of cunts on the police force but overall I think they're kind of alright I guess

I'm definititely not some BLUE LIVES MATTER-tier faggot though, I've seen the police do enough crazy shit to regular people to know there is something wrong

Yes bicylces count as vechicles here and need adequate lights to participate on road.

>Coming home from after closing at work
>Stop gas station, lights are kinda on
>Go up and put in CC to pump
>ItWorks.jpg
>start filling up
>Cop pulls up behind my car "hey man whatcha doin"
>Hi officer, just pumping gas after work
>"Huh this place is open all night..."
>"Yea I was surprised too but I'm super low and didn't think I'd make it much further"
>"Well alright, have a good night then"

Yep. It's a decently big problem desu, if you're wearing dark clothes at night with no light you're pretty much invisible on a bike. This compounded with the fact that bikes often have right of way over cars crossing the bike lane and in an accident involving a bike and a car the car driver is automatically liable (and a minimum of 50% even if demonstrably biker's fault).

It's a 55 euro fine plus 9 euro (((administration costs)))

>ccw permit hold 22/m asain
>Heat in the passenger side
>4pm and going back home
>going 40 and get pulled over
>Police taps my brake light so i know its's real
>Both hands on wheel /
>Licence and insurance
>Do you know why I pulled you over
>Going 35-40
>You were going 40 sir
>Well I have my carry on me
>*searches find carry
>Okay going to check if everything good
>15 mins later
>Your free to go sir, I'm just going to give you warning
>God Thank you. I'm broke already

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>Be in high school
>Be on the way to dealers house to get pot
>Dealers house is our friend
>Friend lives 100 meters away from our towns high school and sheriffs office
>Park in school parking lot like 20 meters from friends house
>WOOP WOOP
>Deputy #1 and #3 enter stage left
>"What you boys doing out at this time of night?"
>"Going to visit a friend."
>"Where does he live?"
>*points*
>"Ah well, were going to have to ask you step out of the car so we can search it."
>"Can you give me probable cause officer? I will not consent to search without it."
>"Just get the fuck out of the car before we make you get out of the car you little shit."
>K.jpg
>All four of us get out of the car and stand in the rain for 15 minutes while people who flunked out of our high school ramsack our vehicle."
>Pulling the air vent brackets off of the dash, removing the headrests, throwing shit around from the glovebox, generally dick bag ish ness.
>"Officer I don't understand why we have to keep our hands on the car, none of us are violent and we are cooperating."
>"You may not be violent, BUT I AM."
>"..... uhhhh, ok."
>10 more minutes of standing in the rain.
>"Alright, next time don't be such a smart alec."
>Get angry and decide to mouth off, "Sorry for expecting professionalism from my local Sheriffs office sir."
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY BOY?!"
>"Nothing officer."
>"That is what I fucking thought!"
And that was the end.
They drove off.
And we continued to go buy more pot from the dude we were going to visit.

There are good cops user don't get me wrong.
They are just doing their job to serve and protect.
Just let them do their job and let them go home to their families at the end of the day user.
No one wants to risk their lives on the job but that's reality for them. Everyone just wants to go home at the end of the day and eat a warm meal with their family. Cut them some slack and let them do their job.
If your not doing anything stupid you won't get pulled over or shot over life or death trained reflexes.

dont get me wrong im not saying the cop did anything wrong. i absoulutely deserved to get pulled over and the cop was cool as fuck about it. im just saying im shaking because anxiety and im a retard

I've never killed anyone though

No police rarely perform random stops here, unlike in the land of the “free” lmao

I'd feel the same way, I would be shaking too.

>i trust the officer but i still think im doing something wrong the whole time or if i make a wrong move im going to get shot
the life of a burger

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yeah. ive been busted for speeding(like 5kph over) and not wearing a seat belt. got 300 dollar fine and some demerit points docked.

Back it up near a wall when it's dark and press the breaks, you'll see them shine on the wall. Or just get mummy to come out and look.

Another story. This one takes place slightly after high school when me and 4 of my friends rented a house that belonged to one of my friend's parents.
This time we were having a house party.
Mind you I live in a rural area, the house is off the road down a road, and has a front gate you have to open to get through.
>Get home from work.
>Be pretty stoked cuz we have been stocking up on party shit for a week and are going to have a by shindy.
>Get home, tons of people everywhere, half of them I don't even know. I didn't invite anyone, cuz all my friends lived there so mostly its just friends of friends and a few randos who heard through the grapevine.
>Party for 2 hours. Smoke a couple of bowls, have a couple shots, play a couple rounds of beer pong.
>Me and my buddy MR J are standing in the living room watching my buddy MR C get his shit rekt at pong.
>MR C is the one whose parents own the house.
>COPS!
>"What?! Why would the cops be here?"
>*Cop appears at the top of the stairway leading down to the living room*
>MR C, drunk as fuck, as soon as he spots the cop, shouts "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!"
>Charges up the stairs towards the cop.
>Cop is like 300 pounds.
>MR C is like 130.
>Literally takes one arm and brushes MR C against the wall of the staircase.
>MR C falls down stairs.
>Cop leisurely walks down the stairs and starts to cuff him.
Over the next 3 hours, the cops take every persons ID at the party and turns out there were two 17 year old girls who came with some skeezebag.
>Get charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor as I was one of the people who paid rent there.
>Court appointed lawyer gets the DA to drop the charge after the arraignment because our cops are retarded and didn't realize they had 0 evidence to support the idea that I invited anyone or furnished them alcohol.
>Couple of my friends have to do community service because they took deals like little faggots and did not realize they could fight it.

Yes, for checking licenses and drunk-tests in the middle of the day, because leeching off our money is not enough, they have to waste our time too
Last time I had to deal with police was when I was getting my gun license and by god are they the most useless lazy fucks of the public sector
Fuck them

> get pulled over in Jewrope
> fumble around in the pockets of my life vest on passenger seat for my wallet and drivers licence
> policeman patiently waits till I find it
> Looks at drivers licence, hands it back to me and asks about the kayak on my roof
> we talk a bit and part like civilized people

I can respect that, we all have bad encounters but in the end we learn from it.

Where was the noise coming from?

brutal

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THIS IS NOT /b/!!!! SAGE THIS SHIT

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Put the car in a garage, start the engine and put a brick on the accelerator, then close the garage doors to test if the engine is working correctly

>pull up to stoplight
>everything perfectly normal
>cops run red light
>realize they almost caused a traffic accident
>they hit the lights
>pull me over
>hold my son at gunpoint during traffic stop
>completely unarmed whites vs mexican armed cops in california
>charged with nothing in the end
>held for 10+ minutes while they figured out something to charge us with
>ask them "why did you stop me?"
>no good answer, they said we were suspicious
>I say "Is it because you committed a traffic violation and we saw it?"
>"N-No"
>They let us go.
Welcome to California.

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My 2001 volvo notified me that my light was out when turning on the ignition.

Of course that was made before Ford bought them and turned Volvos into shit.

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

now that i think of it i think he was being smooth about checking my trunk for anything suspicious getting me to pop it to "show me how to change my break lights"

>have white collar job
>always dressed in a suit and tie
>cops never stop me

It's good to be white

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>followed so closely if I had hit the breaks the cop car behind would have rear-ended me
>pull off the road after having been ran off road by cop essentially
>again, no good reason, car is pristine and committed no traffic violation
>cop was majorly in the wrong doing this, if I would have been smart and had a way to videotape, big lawsuit kinda stuff
>he walks over after stopping and makes me check all my lights
>fucks around for a few minutes in his car
>comes and talks to me
>me "whats the problem?"
>him "you pulled off the road"
>me "because you followed me less than 2 feet away from my rear bumper for 6+ miles"
>he gets in his car and leaves
?????????

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What a nice police officer.
Here he would just have fined you.

Twice
>In city and come to a red light
>Turns green, cop pulls up beside me
>Fug, can't find anywhere to pull off
>Pull into some businesses parking lot, cop pulls up behind me
>Brake lights were out
>Warning

>2nd time
>Driving from Virginia to Florida
>About an hour away from where I need to go, tired and now I need to piss
>Every gas station in this town is closed
>Pull into a church parking lot, find an old cup and piss in it, dump it in a field away from the church
>Turned my headlights off because there were houses straight across didn't want to be an asshole
>Pull out, cop immediately on my ass
>Forgot to turn head lights on
>No ticket just a warning

Our media is corrupt making people believe bullshit like this.

you dont get out much, do you

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Don't forget to connect a hose to the exhaust and have in the driver's window so you can check that the fumes don't smell funny. You don't want to fail your m.o.t

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Yes

My nog friends are worried about being on
the news next of the next nog shot by police

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>driving home from airport at 2am
>a black cop pulls me over and asks what I'm doing
>"ah, where did you fly in from?"
>tell him, Colombia
>"is that in Africa?"
>nope, south america
>"well close enough. Have a good night"

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>coming back from,having drinks on the lake with friends
>pulled over
>mildly buzzed, but fine overall
>cop says “Hey, don’t you go to the gy, near here?”
>Yep, you look familiar, thought I recognized you from there.
>”We’re all good here, you were going 10 over the limit, just slow down a bit and that’ll do”

>driving home late from office
>cop starts following me from a few b,locks back
>I go through tight neighborhood before he gets close
>though I lost him, even though I didn’t have anything to worry about
>get out of neighborhood on other side, cop is somehow already there waiting for me, starts following me again
>pull int gas station a block away
>cop pulls me over
>”your plate tags are expired, get that current this month and there’s no ticket”
>done

99.9% of the time, there’s no reason to be afraid of cops if you’re not doing illegal and/or stupid shit.

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>be me
>friend asks me if I want to go jogging
>it's fucking 1 AM but sure why not
>take only my phone and keys
>town is sloped, so we first walk to the top of the slope
>on the way there we comment on how we look absolutely shady because we're both wearing hoodies
>get to the top and start to set up timers and shit
>see one of pic related on my peripheral vision stopping on the road
>don't look at it just in case
>doors open
>ohfuck.tga
>three cops get out and surround us
>"Can I see your ID"?
>neither of us picked it up
>ohfuck (1).tga
>"Take out all items you're carrying and lay them on the ground"
>take out my phone and keys
>we get a pat down
>"What are you doing out here so late?"
>say we were going jogging, make a joke about us looking like drug dealers
>"We are just doing our job"
>they leave

>tfw if they had been five seconds too late we would have started running away from them without realizing

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>be english(national)
>drive with two of your friends
>police flashes lights
>fuck that, pedal on the metal
>police pounds you on the rail
>start shooting at the police
>police turns you into swiss cheese

>college exam week, haven't slept in 2 days, disheveled, driving shitty beat up car, doing supply run before classes
>off-ramp to exit freeway, roll up to city street
>red light, wait for traffic to clear, make right turn
>flashing lights, motorcycle cop
>ohmygodohmygodohmygod FUCK, always been told motorcycle cops are biggest assholes
>pull into parking lot
>"do you know why I pulled you over?"
>"...uh, speeding? I'm sorry"
>"no, there's a sign that says no right turns on red"
>"ah, okay, yeah, I did that, sorry, I didn't see any signs but I 100% did that so it's on me"
>"license and proof of insurance, please"
>"okay, one sec"
>hand over license, start fumbling in glove box for insurance card
>one expired card, another expired card, another, another, another...
>fuck.
>"I swear I have up-to-date insurance, but..."
>"okay, wait one moment, I'll be back"
>a few minutes pass by
>"alright, I'll let you go with a warning, drive carefully and get your insurance card updated"
>"th-thanks, you too"

Got pulled over by a bike cop years later for doing 77 in a 55 zone. Also a really nice guy, but I got ticketed. Can't win 'em all.

Also, things I found out from the latter bike cop:

>1. When you are being pulled over on the freeway, take the closest off-ramp if possible. Cops appreciate not being put in danger by having to do shit on the narrow freeway shoulder and it doesn't disrupt the flow of traffic because of faggot gawkers

>2. Keep your seatbelt on until he gets to your car, otherwise he has no idea if you were wearing it while driving and might cite you

>3. Put on your emergency blinkers, take your keys out of the ignition and leave them on the dash where visible, and have your insurance + license ready (and if you had to open your glove box for insurance card, leave it open to show you didn't stash anything)

Been pulled over at least 6 times, 5 times for speeding, nothing to be scared of when you know that you're in the wrong though.

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faggot

yes two times

>Have any of you been stopped by the police before?
Yes, three times.
Twice was just a random breath test. Did as i was asked, spoke clearly with the officer. Was polite and civil to them as they were to me. All over in less than a minute and I was on my way.
Last time I was actually pulled over, car following me put on their lights. Officer said I was chosen at random and asked for my license. He quickly looked over the vehicle and asked why I was driving my 6 year old son around at 5am on a public holiday. Told him my child was unwell and I thought giving him a ride around would help him sleep.
Again everything was cool, everyone was polite. He gave my kid a fist bump, shook his hair and sent me off with a 'hope you get some rest today mate, you're a bloody good dad.'

>Have any of you been stopped by the police before?

They try, cops vs my YZF-R6, never really works out for them.
I guess I could screw my license plate back on, but I like the excitement.

yes

as a 15 year old, i had a dirt bike which i used to drive, one time, i didn't have my helmet on and i was a bit different back then, so the cops saw me and they pulled a u-turn and chased me and i tried to find a way to get away from them but they accelerated and grabbed my arm while we were still driving and then forced me to stop

>doing 80 in a 50 alone in the HOV lane
>get pulled over
>show badge
>cop makes small talk then lets me go
>continue doing 80 in the HOV lane

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>be (Asian) Australian
>stopped by a cop in rural Australia
>be asked to show my license
>for nothing
>clearly he was suspicious of me
>but couldn't find anything to give me a ticket
>he eventually let me go
>mfw he didn't realise my car plate is from a different state

They usually do alcohol test on me, but that was only time when I was stopped by police for practically nothing.

>be (Asian)
should've fuckin shot you m8

>>Have any of you been stopped by the police before?
>Yeah, loads of times.

i was stopped by undercover drugs squad and searched but they didnt find my drugs

Hey now, that's our thing. Don't be copycats.

I've been stopped twice. Once for a tail light, and once because I was teaching my girlfriend how to drive manual in an empty church parking lot by my house.

I'm honestly surprised I haven't been stopped ever for speeding. Any time I get on the highway, I go between 80 and 90 on a 60.

>get pulled over for the first time ever
>h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hello problem, officer?
>licen®istra...-
>o-o-o-o-okay h-h-here ya go
>goes to his car then back to me
>avegoodni...-
>just sit in my car with a ticket in my hand, cop is already gone
>this happens the 2nd time I get pulled over for speeding as well
I'm genuinely happy whenever cops die, I'd never shed a tear no matter what sort of sad story happens to even a hero cop.

>volvo
>good
>ever

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0.o

>be LEO
>riding home from night shift on my motorcycle
>carry my duty glock under my motorcycle jacket, which is kinda short
>stopped at red light next to squad car, not on my district anymore
>the officer rolls down his window
>"hey colleague, be careful we can see the tip of your barrel under your jacket"
>"whoops, thank you, have a good shift"

That's about it

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Wow he didn't even buy you lunch or give you a backrub for speeding?
Unbelievable. I can see why you would cheer for them to die.
You sound like a good person.

He wasn't wrong desu

>smoking n drinking with missus
>take ute for a spin cause bored af on a thursday night
>pull up on a red light on highway next to some 18yo douche bag pumpin his subs giving me the lets go look
>usually wouldnt fall for that bait but he was driving the car i used to own so think fuck it ill see if new car is faster (manual too)
>smoke the 18 yo by end of 2nd both had good start
>look in rear
>cops saw whole thing mustve pulled up at lights without me noticing
>bugger
>drop back to limit and cruise
>pulled up shortly after and pull over straight away while missus hides paraphernalia in handbag
>cop
Took off prettt quick there mate whats the story?
>me
Yer...
>cop brethos me and takes licence leaves for 10min and comes back
>well thats me fucked...
>cop
Well im gonna let you off this time cause i know you didnt see us there
>....the fuck?
Forced myself not to say that though say that though just said 'um thanks' and drove off maybe he enjoyed the drag?

More?

I am though, even have a history of charity. The problem is humans cannot police other humans. We will always harbor hatred for the man who makes us spend hundreds of $ for going 5-10 miles over the speed limit when it's unnecessary. You're literally being robbed for something as nonsensical as going 75 mph on the far left lane of a highway on a clear sunny day simply because the cop wanted to. On the days you don't get pulled over for that is because no cops around wanted to. A blue's cute little precious baby could burn in a fire that niggers started and I'd be happy.

>be me many years ago in an area known for cops being dickheads more than usual
>get pulled over for having too dark a tint on windows
>something I never see ANYONE else get pulled over for
>officer dickhead wants to fine me over hundred bucks for fucking window tint
>mad
>notice the tint is peeling
>start peeling off the tint and plead with officer dickhead to let me off with a warning
>laughs smiles and says have a nice day
To this day I have never seen anyone else ever get pulled over for fucking window tint or heard of another incident. Fuck that cop. I don't hate all cops, but fuck that cop.

Oh so you can wish death upon people enforcing the rules but it's okay since you donated to charity. You must be catholic.

fuck off ford is based, the fuck even is volvo?

>user your break lights are broken, let me teach you how to fix
>oh whats that don't mind the shot guns and carbines, its for self defence

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Yeah but not in a car though.

so󠄀yboy shit.

Are you white? That's probably why you got stopped.