Sandler is asleep edition

Sandler is asleep edition

Post your amazon wishlist links or buy for other anons! Merry Christmas!

>HOW DOES IT WORK?
This secret santa is based on Amazon.com wishlists, which you can make by registering an amazon account and adding items you want.

>Hey Sandler, it's November, why are you doing this now?
This is when it's always been started, alongside other boards. It's to ensure things will arrive by christmas because USPS will be taking a fat christmas shit, I assure you.

>Sandler, can't I be doxxed by this?
Amazon Wishlists, when set up correctly with the image provided, do not show any information except the nickname you put on the list, your state, and your city.

>How do I enter?
Simply get the ID for your wishlist and post it, from there people can copy and paste your wishlist code and make purchases.

>How do I assure I'm buying something for a robot, and not a scammer or roastie?
You have to make the judgement of lists to buy off of. I would suggest finding patterns in what people have in their lists, the kinds of products they have in their lists, and so on. Do not make a purchase for someone if you don't want to, it's as easy as that.

>Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us!
And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all.

Remember to have a good time, a lot of us don't have much else going for us in the year, so this event can be fun if you follow the guidelines and tips. Remember to post images of whatever you get so we can make new compilations, big thanks to all of youu.

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Other urls found in this thread:

amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/S8GATTMMT6O2/?ref_=lol_ov_le#
a.co/bTMMOxs
amzn.eu/4e2ZuCK
amzn.eu/dDcrHDo
a.co/5DdG8sG
a.co/5frILeT
a.co/9eYbIhx
amzn.eu/4IWm2Ya
amazon.com.au/hz/wishlist/ls/2039UVXQ1538X
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Pic related is how to set your wishlist up so that people can buy you things.

>DO NOT "INVITE" PEOPLE TO YOUR LIST, use "send list to others" instead

THINGS TO IGNORE:
>PEOPLE BUYING THE ENTIRETY OF YOU AND OTHERS LISTS, NO MATTER HOW EXPENSIVE

>heh, you fuckin idiots...last year i got an epic haul by making fake addresses and got tons of gifts for free...im doin it this time again too :))))

>look at all these things you guys bought my baby, that i totally didn't buy off my own wishlist and post pics with to fuck the thread up!

>god damnit this shit again??? clogging up the top threads of r9k, how else am i gonna see 10 trap threads?????

>DISCORDS DISCORDS DISCORDS

If we notice particular shitposters via their amazon wishlists, I'll add them to an "avoid these IDs" part of this second post.
Remember to ignore obvious shitheads, list spammers, and anyone you don't want to buy for. Only spend money if you have it to spend, and you pick a person you think deserves a gift. Enjoy, have fun.
Original comment is original, as always and forever you guys origi

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tard used wrong picture and didnt name it

Ayy first always gets nothing
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/S8GATTMMT6O2/?ref_=lol_ov_le#

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here are the rules going onward
No whorestitute lists
No manchild wanting anime figurine lists
No nintendo switches
No items over $35
No posting a list with less than 2 paragraphs of text being cheerful

every time you fail to behave i will add 1 to a count. if the count hits 100 i will turn on my bot that grinches every item on every list posted. you can reduce the number by 1 by posting a christmas picture or song. the number cant roll back past a 0.

you have been warned. i will be watching.

It's so that faggot can't find the thread
You know
The guy who was like "hey guys if you don't do what I want I'll bot the thread"

hoping I don't get grinched this time around

a.co/bTMMOxs

Do not post this ever again because this is the type of shit that keeps the normies from pewdiepie here and invites more to cum

Lol this actual fucking child

fuck off

dick nigger