Be a good goy and tell me about yourself edition
>age
>gender
>height
>weight
>hair colour
>eye colour
>penis/breast size
>nationality
>Career/Education Status
>Rate yourself out of 10
21
Male
5'7''
76kg/167lbs.
Brown
Grey
Length: 6.2in., Girth: 5.8in.
Australian
Neet Status
6 or 7, depends on hair style
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28
male
178cm
76kg
blonde
blue
between 6 and 7 inches
Norwegian
studying computer engineering
4/10 on a good day
>18
>male
>118
>5'7"
>light brown
>blue
>6.5"
>America, land of the Free(TM)
>waiting on job training
>5/10, lower half of average
also drinking some pretty shit coca cola right now since there's plenty left over from thanksgiving still because 2 cases were brought over but nobody drank any because it's coca cola, but i'm drinking it anyways because water supply is nasty. not related but i just wanted to complain because coke is shit
>>age
19.
>>gender
Male.
>>height
5'8.
>>weight
115 lbs.
>>hair colour
Brown.
>>eye colour
Green.
>>penis/breast size
5.1 inch.
>>nationality
Scandi.
>>Career/Education Status
High school last year.
>>Rate yourself out of 10
7.
>>age
22
>>gender
male
>>height
5'6"
>>weight
135lbs
>>hair
brown/auburn, medium length, wavy
>>eye colour
blue
>>that dicc
6.5"
>>nationality
burgerland resident
>>Career/Education Status
NEET, graduated HS at 16 and never did anything else. Fairly well read though.
>>Rate yourself out of 10
/soc/fags rated me 6-8 but they didn't know I was a manlet
Serious question for anyone here; what compels you to post this information about yourself, and what kind of interaction do you hope to get out of it? I've seen a ton of threads like these and hardly anyone replies to each other, much less comments on their attributes or things they've shared. Are we so arrogant as to think that anybody actually cares? Or is the act of putting yourself down in words satisfying in itself?
18
Female
167cm
48kg
Black
Black
Cup C
Italian
Philosophy student
Potentially 8 when I'm emotionally engaged
Do all white males have enormous dicks?
I'm not expecting anything man, only taking what comes (it's still me from )
>Female
>Not expecting much from this
Oh hurr Durr look at me I'm a girl and I've got it tough. Orbiters, tell me how beautiful I am.
Praise me motherfuckers
>age
21
>gender
Male
>height
175cm aka 5'7 or '8
>weight
60kg aka 120lbs?
>hair colour
Black, originally, it does look brunette under the sun
>eye colour
I believe its hazel brown or black idk
>penis/breast size
6'
>nationality
Malaysian
>Career/Education Status
Just quit my job
>Rate yourself out of 10
Roughly 7
pls assassinate me nsa
>age
18
>gender
f
>height
166cm (5'5)
>weight
75kg
>hair colour
brown
>eye colour
green
>penis/breast size
12dd
>nationality
aus
>Career/Education Status
uni
>Rate yourself out of 10
4.9
When will you be my aus e-gf ?
I just like seeing the stats.
I'm about to die son, I don't care
>age
23
>gender
m
>height
6'2"
>weight
220 lbs
>hair colour
Dark Brown
>eye colour
Hazel
>penis/breast size
6.5"
>nationality
Canadian
>Career/Education Status
Professional Chef with 6 years of uni/college
>Rate yourself out of 10
probs 5/10 now. Easy 6/10 if I lost 20-30 lbs
yes for sure luv u
post discord so I can e date you hunnn :3
Oof even though this is a catfish it sounds good. Nice work user
don't have discord that shit's for normies
email then? i want an aus e gf for xmas
HAH catfish, you don't believe me huh?
even your trips can't save you, she's just here to get validation from betas in the form of (You)s
No but it sounds cute. Italy seems comfy and Italian girls are qt.
26
Female
5'5"
81kg/180lbs (am fat, I know)
Black
Dark brown/black
32E
American mutt
College dropout/working for fun
Maybe a 5? I'm very plain looking, spergy, and have a lisp.
I, too, enjoy reading what everyone else posts.
trips made me download discord but idk how to shar eit
uhh just add me
puke#3863
>18
>female
>5 feet i think
>110 idk
>brown
>green
>34b
>slavic jew
>NEET
>6
Do you happen to be in Europe? How long have you been neet?
Aw, thanks
Even tho Italy sucks right now, I'm moving away next year ;)
Are you looking for a non Italian bf by any chance?
>the e-thot is actually engaging with this dude
i-is this the power of trips?
no but i want to move back to ukraine soon
and since i dropped out when i was 16
Where are you moving my male friend
>age
18
>gender
male
>height
5'11
>weight
140lbs
>hair color
light brown
>eye color
blue
>penis size
7.8"
>nationality
german
>Career/Education
about to begin computer engineer degree
>rate
maybe 5-6/10 sometimes my hair is nice, I'm fit though
Are you living in the USA? Same I'm neet too, what do you usually with your time?
>she doesn't like salvini
DROPPED
would give my pecker
>>age
16
>>gender
Male
>>height
Exactly 6 foot
>>weight
70kg
>>hair colour
Brown
>>eye colour
Blue
>>penis/breast size
7.4 inches
>>nationality
British/Irish
>>Career/education status
Year 10 Australian education
>>rate yourself out of 10
7/10
i am
i used to have an opiate addiction but ever since i went to rehab all i do is smoke and watch anime and read
i have one friend but shes in college so i only see her on the weekends
Heh, I wouldn't say I'm looking for one but I do have a fetish on Scandinavian dudes
My options are Holland, Germany and Denmark my unfaithful friend
It's not about SALVEENE cmon HAHAH
>read every post
>catalogue stats
>never contribute my own
who else /devilish/ here
>>age
22 next week
>>gender
M
>>height
5'7 manlet
>>weight
142 lbs or so
>>hair colour
Black
>>eye colour
Brown
>>penis/breast size
6.5''
>>nationality
Belgium
>>Career/Education Status
Law school (last year)
>>Rate yourself out of 10
Can be an 8 on a good day (I've had sex through tinder so that says something right? (and they weren't landwhales))
Opiate? How so? Do you smoke weed or? Also same I p do that most of the time, watch movies, anime series, read when Im on the mood and play with cats or the guitar basically, have a friend too but haven't seen him in months, heck
quads and i'll send nudes
>age
18
>gender
male
>height
193 sm
>weight
110 kg
>hair colour
black
>eye colour
brown
>penis/breast size
25 sm
>nationality
ukranian
>Career/Education Status
student
>Rate yourself out of 10
4/10
>16
reported my underage friend :^)
>gender
M
>height
6'7"
>weight
245
>penis size
7.5"x5.5" (king of dicklets)
>nationality
American
>Career/Education Status
Looking for work
>Rate yourself out of 10
2/10
Move to Denmark. Also can I bully you on discord
>I've had sex through tinder so that says something right?
>8
Ok there bud
22
Male
6'2"
193lbs
Dark Brown
Dark Brown
Length:6"
American (Heavy German Heritage)
Senior in College
7/10
Thank you for the information fren.
mean for this sorry I'm dumb
U Danish?
Also Discord is for leptards
What are you studying?
>6'7"
>245
christ! Boi
you mean what type of opiates? heroin and oxy mostly
and yeah weed
i used to smoke cigarettes but i just juul now
that's nice at least you don't take heroin wich is rly bad, do you stick to only weed now though?
yeah cigarettes are kinda bad, used to smoke joints with tobacco but not anymore, not u use some pipe I've got, basically weed or hash(pollen)
In hope that there's some Malaysian fag on Jow Forums, why. I don't want to be the only one here.
No I'm Australian and kept calling you a man and wanted to keep bullying you desu.
yeah i only really used heroin for a few months in comparison with painkillers
and i only smoke out of a bong or use my dab rig
>age
19
>gender
Male :/
>height
6'1''
>weight
100kgs
>hair colour
Light Brown.
>eye colour
Hazel.
>penis/breast size
6''.
>nationality,
Bulgarian.
>Career/Education Status
NEET at the moment. Got out of high school, but not planning to go to college/university before 2020.
>Rate yourself out of 10
4~5/10, but If I get rid of those acnes, take care of my hair, and lost weight, 7.5/10 at least. Told about that because that's what I'm trying to do right now.
I tend to read every reply because when I read I feel some kind of pleasure, I feel like a human. It's much deeper than that but I'm not in the mood to explain it, so... Also I don't reply because I'm shy, that's about it. I'd like to give advices et cetera but, can't do it.
>age
17
>gender
male
>height
around 5'8"
>weight
around 175lbs
>eye colour
brown
>penis/breath size
6.6in almost 6.7in
>nationality
estonian
>Career/Education Status
Highschool first year
>Rate myself
ill be generous and give myself a 3
same here with cocaine, just for a little time but I don't do it anymore, I do speed time time though. what pain killers? I'm planning on buying etizolam for when I can't sleep and stuff, I've heard is strong. yeah what I've got is a mini bong I'm okay with it too. Btw do you watch movies and stuff alone? Cause I'm gonna go and watch some movie just saying if you wanna join me
I love getting bullied
my main three were oxy hydros & percs
i did coke once every few weeks but uppers arent really my thing
i love psychedelics but cant do them anymore because im on zyprexa for my schizo
and occasionally but im not home rn
hol uppppppp is this ember by any chance
>18
>Male
>6'2"
>198lbs
>Brown
>Green
>4.1" length
>Argentine
>Finished highschool
>6/10 s
>>age
18
>>gender
kek
>>height
180cm
>>weight
77kg
>>hair colour
BLACK
>>eye colour
BROWN
>>penis/breast size
18cm
>>nationality
brazillian
>>Career/Education Status
In college, unemployed but will start a job unrelated to my field next year
>>Rate yourself out of 10
I think 7.5, maybe 8.5 if I were fit instead of skinnyfat.
>all these smol bois from europe
I thought you'll niggers were supposed to be giants over there
aye, im just one of those midgets, literally everyone is taller than me, even those that are younger than me, and fuck off with that gay shit faggot
Never heard of it honestly, what do they do to ya? ya it rly depends on the person I personally like stimulants since I get good
I've taken zyprexa, be careful bc shrink told me you get so much weight and stuff, that's the why they prescribed me Sycrest which is similar but without that side effect
Where you at? Oh ok was just saying if you wanted to watch stuff sometime, would b cool
Nope, but add me on Discord if you want
I have no friends yet (existentialneko#5718)
oh i was 80 pounds when i started it so all the weight it made me gain was intended
and im at the dmv
idk what the european equivalent is of that
Yea I'm like in the 1% of shortest males here. It stinks. Really bad genetic RNG.
I got like so many pounds after being on lyrica hated that too much ughh oh I c
Well I'm gonna leave, have you got a disc or smth to talk ?
everyone keeps telling me to make one so i guess i will
hold on
ok, I can drop my username for you when you make it if you want to?
>age
27
>gender
Male
>height
5'8"
>weight
400 lbs.
>hair color
Brown
>eye color
Brown
>penis/breast size
4"
>nationality
American
>Career/Education Status
Stay at home son
>Rate yourself out of 10
3/10
>age
18
>gender
Male
>height
6ft
>weight
140 to 160lbs, do not work out but cannot gain weight either
>hair colour
Dark Brown
>eye colour
Light blue/platinum
>penis/breast size
6.5 to 7.5 inches
>nationality
White American
>Career/Education Status
High school student
>Rate yourself out of 10
6 to 7.5
'8"
lbs
"
>>Stay at home son
>3/10
>3
>/
>10
fat NEETs actually believe this
>Be a good goy and tell me about yourself edition
>
>>age
19
>>gender
male
>>height
5'9
>>weight
60kg
>>hair colour
light brown
>>eye colour
blue
>>penis/breast size
6.5in
>>nationality
white British
>>Career/Education Status
1 day at college per week
>>Rate yourself out of 10
6/10
>18
>female(female)
>5ft6
>230lbs
>brown
>green
>42G
>burger
>on medical leave from uni
>3/10
>tiny boys trying to act tough
gets me hard to be quite honest family
originally go ahead
ok
dead inside but still horny#6939
gonna go now add me there, see ya
25
Male
6'2"
180lb
Brown
Hazel
8"x5"(feel a little pencil dicked)
Burger
Grad school Clinical Psychology
5/10 maybe 6 on a good day. Face genetics fucked me so no matter how Jow Forums I am I will always be a facelet.
>age
28
>gender
M
>height
6'1"
>weight
270
>hair colour
Brown
>eye colour
Green
>penis/breast size
7"
>nationality
USA
>Career/Education Status
IBEW Apprentice
>Rate yourself out of 10
7
>male
>male
>5'8
>143 lbs
>brown
>brown
>6 inches
>brazilian
>finished hs and i don't know what to do
>4/10. 6/10 in a very good day
>male
>male
wtf im retarded. i'm >18 y/o
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Height: 4'9 maybe 4'10
Weight: 122 lbs
Hair Color: Dark Brown/Black
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Penis Size: 117 cm
Nationality: American
Career/Education Status: 8th Grade
Out of Ten: 6
Lol that totally happened
>>age
20
>>gender
girl(female)
>>height
5'6"
>>weight
110
>>hair colour
dirty blonde
>>eye colour
hazel
>>penis/breast size
32C
>>nationality
burger
>>Career/Education Status
working part-time, will start uni next year
>>Rate yourself out of 10
3/10 probably
>29
>female
>5'3
>121.8 lbs
>blonde
>blue
>B
>Canadian
>In college
>8/10 if I put effort into it.
umm what do you mean
21
Male
6ft
220lb
Dirty Blonde
Hazel/Green
6.3" long, girthy
English
Student/Wageslave
6 or 7 facially, strong 1 below the neck, but height evens it all out. 5/10
>13 years-old.
(If you are being real.) Get off of that website immediately kid, get the fuck out.
>117 centimeters.
Congratulations for that, hope you kill some some terrible human beings with it.
>hope you kill some terrible human beings with it
I love you man
>Age: 13
This isn't even a good troll, fuck off
sys.Jow Forums.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=49545721
Regardless if he's joking or not, he needs to learn a lesson.
>>thats an 0of