>be me
>20 year old virgin
>get introduced to a new co-worker
>ohshitshesreallycute.jpg
>body 7/10 nice and curvy around 5'2 blonde hair and really big blue eyes
>joke around with her a lot
>we tell others that were in a "relationship" as a inside joke
>she texts me and asks me to take her v-card
>wtf.jpg
So basically I'm going to lose my virginity tomorrow, I have no idea what I should do. Any tips welcome please help me out guys
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PUT PEPOR IN VEGETA
1. put benis in bagina
2. ???
3. profit
Post the text liar
after tomorrow you cant post here anymore sorry
DO THE DO,
If you need help/ ideas on how to do, just look up amatuer pron
why havent you gone back to r9k yet
i dont make the rules, it is what it is
spend some time talking before hand and being cute
be hands-on but slow and a little at a time
punctuate everything romantic with a touch (hand is entry-level, thigh is mid-tier, face is most intimate)
foreplay is important to get you ready and to make her enjoy it
she'll probably be just as nervous as you, so if you even look kind of smooth, then she'll think you're cool
do not be afraid to mess up ir be awkward, just make obvious jokes "don't know my way around here yet," "first time for everything," etc
be polite and make sure to read her body language
If she seems like a thot abort, though
Also kiss her before sex, don't be a retard
That's all I can really think of for entry-level advice. Just remember that it's going to be fun and funny too instead of just romance.
also you shouldn't be having sex before marriage but whatever, just try and make her your gf and then marry her
Thanks for the advise user I appreciate it
tl;dr force-feed eggs
np, good luck chaderlands
this
Marry her move to France have 5 kids and homeschool them.
post pics of thot in question
i honestly i just wouldn't overthink it dude.
if she's a virgin too it wont be that big of a deal if you aren't amazing or some shit.
just be calm and go with the flow
hope you two crazy kids have a good time
If you two jokingly say you're in a relationship then her invite is probably a joke too and she just wants to hang out with you.
test
Cool picture, where is it from?
Animas Trujano(1962)
Have you ever talked to women before?
Yes, have you?
nice anima
Yes, I have a gf. I just thought your response is surface-level.
Be gentle and courteous user.
this unironically
are you anons incapable of thought?
user she means her gym card you fucking mong
make sure you dont fucking forget condoms OP
Think about baseball before you cum
and trace the alphabet with your tounge
don't become authistic GOD PLEASE
let things flow, seriously
if she's new in this, you might want to massage her cunt
every part of the cunt is massageable
cause if she's not relly in it it might hurt
if she has experience just go for it, be confident to say you have no fucking fucking idea
no please
i prefer this shit outside r9k
kurosawa?
Beat her up women love men that are rough
show her Jow Forums and do requests on dubs
>just make obvious jokes "don't know my way around here yet," "first time for everything,"
That sounds pretty autistic
Drink her blood
Looks like asian Cantinflas
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>do not be afraid to mess up ir be awkward, just make obvious jokes "don't know my way around here yet," "first time for everything," etc
HAHAHA.. Oh my god.. Is this a meme? Wait what voice am i supposed to read this in? Ned Flanders? Napoleon Dynamite? Robin WIllaims?
You're both Virgins so just go into this experience with no expectation, especially since neither even know what sex is.
Just enjoy it and don't worry too much about how it's suppose to feel, and you'll have a good time.
what is this pile of fucking dogshit
>tfw still a 27 year old virgin.
>5,2
el goblino
Mating press her