>Be me >18, 130Kg, 1.3m, >Like men since I was 12 >Think I'm unfuckable and will die alone >Download Grindr for the first time yesterday, I imagine I'll just get rejected. >After a bit of chatting find a Daddy who wants to pound my sacred hole. >The day after he fucks me, I get to try a bunch of stuff and even get to eat his cum.
>After years of sleeping in my cold bed and thinking that I will die a virgin I find a guy who appreciates me (being only as a slab of meat is fine to be)
Faggots have it easier than you straight boys, at least gay men don't ask for all the useless social interaction to start fucking. If you're desperate try to get your ass wrecked, you have a prostate, it feels good man.
I feel bad for all the gays that insist they aren't promiscuous sluts because I absolutely am that stereotype and I love it.
If I want dick at any time, I can get it within the hour by either going down to a club or adult bookstore or hitting a guy up on Scruff.
Nathaniel Young
yeah but its gay
William Ward
Wait what? 130cm 130kg? Jesus fuck, how do you get out of the bed?
Ryder Garcia
Who cares, even if you fuck some sissyboy in the ass your dick won't feel the difference.
Shove your fingers in your ass when you fap and you'll change your mind on the gay thing dad.
Ayden Cruz
Shit sorry, retarded. Meant 190cm
Jack Long
No problem friendo Original trademark
Jonathan Rivera
>Original trademark I see you're a man of high intelligence
Caleb Young
Gay men aren't loyal and have aids You're happier alone than getting literal anal cancer from faggots. Remember, you never see a 40 year old gay man.
Thomas Powell
>you never see a 40 year old gay man What a dumb example, faggot you need to take trip to so-cal or atlanta
Ryder Cooper
Homos are disgusting because they can't be monogamous. I'm quite certain there has never been a gay couple who each only had one sexual partner until death. That's why this shit should not be legal. Bring back stoning. Gay= Antisocial. They ave no place in this universe.
Nicholas Brooks
>on r9k >talking about antisocial get a grip retard
, 130Kg, 1.3m, >1.3m Does Snow White have the dinner ready for you and your six housemates as soon as you get in from working in the diamond mine, or do you have to wait a little while?
